I dare to step up to the question and answer it in a wholly informative and unbiased manner.
Kirin Tor
WOW HERE'S A HARD ONE... GUESS WHAT IT'S IN DALARAN
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DALARAN IS??? IT'S THAT BIG FLOATING CITY IN THE SKY ABOVE CRYSTALSONG FOREST. WOW
IT'S THIS DUDE, JUST GO UP THE STAIRS FFS
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HARD
Wyrmcrest Accord
UH OH, YOU MAY HAVE TO TRAVEL TO DRAGONBLIGHT! HOPE YOU DON'T WEAR YOURSELF OUT THERE BIG GUY
THE TOP OF THE TOWER? I BET YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE! OH WAIT YES YOU HAVE. DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS??
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET TRICKY, SO I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR THINKING CAP YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF GNOME BUTT
Argent Crusade
BOTH OF THESE NEXT FACTIONS ARE IN ICECROWN! BET YOU LIKE THAT, DON'T YOU? LAZY SOB
A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T FIND THIS GUY BECAUSE HE'S UNDER A TENT. SERIOUSLY??? IT'S A GOD DAMNED TENT.
Knights of the Ebon Blade
BET YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL FANCY, BE BESTEST BUDDIES WITH THE BIG SCARY DEATH KNIGHTS! HEY GUESS WHAT: HERE'S THE QUARTERMASTER.
WHAT'S WRONG? CAN'T FIND HER? COME ON, TRY HARDER! SHE'S RIGHT HERE!
OH, THEY'RE KILLING YOU??? GUESS THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO THE QUEST CHAIN YET, ASSHOLE! OPEN UP YOUR MAP AND LOOK FOR THESE ICONS!
MOUNT UP ON YOUR MAGICAL FAIRY OR WHATEVER AND FLY YOUR ASS TO THE BAD-ASS SPACESHIP-ICON. IF YOU'RE A HORDE, GO TO THE BALLOON-ICON. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BALLOON. LIKE WHAT BABYS PLAY WITH.
GET THE QUEST FROM THE DUDE HERE. IF YOUR BITCH ASS DOES WHATEVER THIS GUY SAYS, YOU'LL GET TO SEE THE DEATH KNIGHT QUARTERMASTER.
IF YOU'RE A HORDE, I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU. HOWEVER, IF YOU CAN TEAR THIS ELF AWAY FROM DOING HIS NAILS, HE'LL PROBABLY GIVE YOU A SIMILAR QUEST CHAIN.
NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR TABARDS, GO DO SOME INSTANCES AND QUIT MAKING USELESS POSTS, MAGGOTS
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