I'm initiating a voluntary relief effort...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534 ... latestnews

We have plenty of water here.....getting it to India is going to be the trick, but it's the least I can do.

Isetnefret wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534753,00.html?test=latestnews

We have plenty of water here.....getting it to India is going to be the trick, but it's the least I can do.

India is home to some of the worst floods.

India is for jerks.

Jamaica has better jerk......nevermind.

*Starts purchasing farmland in eastern India

Maybe the farmers will let their daughters spend more time with the gods plowing my newly acquired land.

Wait, so Monsoon rain = Gods fapping?

They have a 1 time use, as apparently only virgins are fit to do that work...

Grehn|Skipjack wrote:Wait, so Monsoon rain = Gods fapping?

In a nutshell.......

So you hear that and think it's attractive, but it sure isn't.
Farmers are poor and live out in the country. So these girls are most likely unshaven with big unibrows (just about all Indians naturally get unibrows) and dirty. They are probably nice and bony thin though (probably not starving, but not healthy looking either).

India is kind of a shit hole =/ But definitely go vacation there, those parts are nice.

Way to kill the mood

Isetnefret wrote:Way to kill the mood

She is Indian it's what they do best.

G-gao... =(

mew wrote:So you hear that and think it's attractive, but it sure isn't.
Farmers are poor and live out in the country. So these girls are most likely unshaven with big unibrows (just about all Indians naturally get unibrows) and dirty. They are probably nice and bony thin though (probably not starving, but not healthy looking either).

India is kind of a shit hole =/ But definitely go vacation there, those parts are nice.

Perfect opportunity for extreme makeover, I get naked Indian virgins and a tv show out of it, sweet.

Paki farm girls, now that on the other hand would be quite pleasant to watch...

For heaven's sake, it's practically every single pointless festival involving the imbibing of copious quantities of alcohol rolled into one and you're quibbling over the ethnicity?