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Postby Warrender » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:23 pm

Bobu wrote:On a seriuos note to all the woman out there reaading this thread what's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up? to me it really stupid but thing to get mad about but.....


Because women really, really hate falling in when they have to go. It happens more often than not that they're not the most alert when they have to go right after they wake up.
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Postby Uthadanin » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:00 am

Warrender wrote:
Bobu wrote:On a seriuos note to all the woman out there reaading this thread what's the big deal about leaving the toilet seat up? to me it really stupid but thing to get mad about but.....


Because women really, really hate falling in when they have to go. It happens more often than not that they're not the most alert when they have to go right after they wake up.


Seriously do they expect us to be alert after we wake up in the middle of the night. I don't even turn the light on, i don't need to open my eyes to know if i'm hitting the water and incase the women of this thread were wondering even though I argue against it, i'm a very trained puppy who always puts the seat down
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Postby Dunkan » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:24 pm

Or they could always join the club...

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Postby Bemm » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:49 pm

Solution:

step 1: Lift toilet seat up.

step 2: Cover with Cling Wrap

Step 3: Place toilet seat down...

"but the seat was down hunny!?!"


step 4: proceed to couch, nosex4u!
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Postby guillex » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:54 pm

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Postby Blutreich » Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:41 pm

Bobu wrote:In conclusion: If you want us to put the seat down EVERY time we use the bathroom... make us a CAKE. Every time we use the bathroom.


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Postby Io.Draco » Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:40 pm

Separte toilets as stated before :P

Just make shure yours is the one near the bedroom though
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Postby Kivas » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:13 am

after years and years of binge drinking and not being able to stand up i've conditioned myself to sit and pee ( i has a penor)..... :cry:
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Postby Wakeman » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:52 pm

Try this:

1) Put down the toilet seat.

2) Start pee pee CARELESSLY.

After a few tries, your wife will make sure you lift the toilet seat up all the time. :twisted:
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Postby Levantine » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:13 pm

After a few tries you'll learn your lesson when you have a furious wife on your hands. ;)
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Postby Novariety » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:57 pm

I have been banished to peeing with the dog outside.
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Postby Blutreich » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:46 am

Ok seriously guys... I live in a house with myself and another guy, and if the toilet seat is down I just pee carefully; it is not that difficult. If you do miss just wipe it up with TP and after a little practice it should be easy.
Never really thought about it but i must have learned when i lived with my mom or with that female roommate. I am not sure but it is now 2nd nature for me.
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Postby guillex » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:02 am

I would guess that having been cut at a young age makes this entire endeavor a little easier, no?

You fuckers.

I just sit when I'm tired. When I stand, I put it down when I'm done.

Easy as ... PIE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Postby kywirelessguy » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:27 pm

I live by myself, so I just point in the general direction of the toilet and go. I don't think about whether the seat is up or not.

I shit at work so I can waste an hour reading the paper so there is no worries about "sprinkles" on the seat.

To be honest though I probably piss more in the shower than the toilet.

Why can't women just put the seat up when they are done?
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Postby Faelure » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:38 pm

This thread is getting to a new level of TMI.
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