Post Your Amusements!
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So I logged into my Horde hunter, for once.
"Reputation with Guild decreased by 51."
"Reputation with Guild decreased by 51."
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-showed that you are alive, thus reducing the chance of being gkicked

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Hah I know what that is.
It just meant you had 51 rep with the guild, and over a month passed since you left it. After a month passes from leaving a guild (due to kick, leaving, disband, transfer, anything), you lose all guild rep.
If you leave a guild and join a new one within a month, you get to keep the guild rep.
It just meant you had 51 rep with the guild, and over a month passed since you left it. After a month passes from leaving a guild (due to kick, leaving, disband, transfer, anything), you lose all guild rep.
If you leave a guild and join a new one within a month, you get to keep the guild rep.
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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oh it was lowered..i misread and thought it said increased

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Oh. So she got kicked from Lurkers?
Ahahahahahahaha.
I didn't even notice.
Ahahahahahahaha.
I didn't even notice.
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at this point i am pretty sure lurkers is dead...
but i am sure if you wanted you could get an invite to the guild we combined with back in like april
but i am sure if you wanted you could get an invite to the guild we combined with back in like april


Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Hearthstone Arena. Me as Mage, versus Priest. Priest has 1 health, I have 4 minions on the board. He drops a Sunwalker, which would prevent lethal for me if he heals to 3.
He plays Mad Bomber (deals 1 damage to three completely random targets). You can probably guess what happened.
He plays Mad Bomber (deals 1 damage to three completely random targets). You can probably guess what happened.
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KysenMurrin wrote:Hearthstone Arena. Me as Mage, versus Priest. Priest has 1 health, I have 4 minions on the board. He drops a Sunwalker, which would prevent lethal for me if he heals to 3.
He plays Mad Bomber (deals 1 damage to three completely random targets). You can probably guess what happened.
You rolled on the floor laughing at your RNG luck?

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I did get a good laugh out of it. But in all fairness, I think the guy was probably one of the brand new players who just got in on the open beta. I mean, he didn't just play Mad Bomber at 1 health - he also did it instead of healing, against a Mage. Even if it had missed he'd guaranteed I kill him with Fire Blast.
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Dem crazy North Koreans:
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... ws-agency/
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... ws-agency/
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"Here are the values that I stand for: I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you wanna be treated, and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for." -Ellen Degeneres
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." -Jon Stewart
Horde: Clopin Dylon Sharkbait Xiaman Metria Metapriest
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This is an affront to the West. I can think of plenty of people we need to fire at the sun!
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Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
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The Element of Forum Hyperbole

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"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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It occurs to me that, when I quit playing GW2 a year ago, I never thought I'd go back to it. But back to it I am, and the thief is hilarously fun as Sword/Pistol (plus, doing the Order of the Whispers questline is even funnier - my roommate whines I get the funny giggle-inducing quests, and he gets all the sober SAVE THE WORLD quests as Vigil).
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Considering how much time I spent with GW1, I really thought I would play GW2 more, but something just felt off to me. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Definitely gonna come back to it sometime, but just not yet.

"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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Amirya wrote:It occurs to me that, when I quit playing GW2 a year ago, I never thought I'd go back to it. But back to it I am, and the thief is hilarously fun as Sword/Pistol (plus, doing the Order of the Whispers questline is even funnier - my roommate whines I get the funny giggle-inducing quests, and he gets all the sober SAVE THE WORLD quests as Vigil).
well shit
i think i know what i am doing next time i want a break from wow...(my thief is like lvl 40 and is in the order as well)

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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I got to do a drinking contest with a bunch of pirates.
My roommate almost fell out of his chair in laughter.
I never played GW1, so I was very frustrated with GW2 when I first started, because, to me, it wasn't very intuitive as a new player. I had to dump my sylvari mesmer, and get frustrated as fuck, then I figured it out.
My roommate almost fell out of his chair in laughter.
I never played GW1, so I was very frustrated with GW2 when I first started, because, to me, it wasn't very intuitive as a new player. I had to dump my sylvari mesmer, and get frustrated as fuck, then I figured it out.
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http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/11224302979
f-ing idiot mages...
f-ing idiot mages...

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Ahahah that's awesome 

theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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bldavis wrote:http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/11224302979
f-ing idiot mages...
Amazing, hahaha

"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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Hearthstone Arena, my opponent plays a Venture Co. Mercenary, and I don't really have any way to deal with it. But I have a plan.
Over a couple of turns I did what little I could, taking it to 2 health. Then I hit it with a Crazed Alchemist. Then I gave it Blessing of Wisdom. Now my opponent has a 2/7 minion that draws me a card when it attacks and prevents him from playing his own minions.
But it got better! Instead of attacking with it, my opponent, a Druid, Naturalised his own minion, giving me 2 cards!
Over a couple of turns I did what little I could, taking it to 2 health. Then I hit it with a Crazed Alchemist. Then I gave it Blessing of Wisdom. Now my opponent has a 2/7 minion that draws me a card when it attacks and prevents him from playing his own minions.

But it got better! Instead of attacking with it, my opponent, a Druid, Naturalised his own minion, giving me 2 cards!
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Random interesting tweet

Wonder how Mythic SoO will turn out to be given the fixed raid size.

Wonder how Mythic SoO will turn out to be given the fixed raid size.
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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Amirya wrote:the thief is hilarously fun as Sword/Pistol
Update: I tried out Pistol/Pistol last night, plus doing my first dungeon there (Ascalonian Catacombs with a mesmer and 3 necromancers), and that was even more fun than S/P.
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"me no gay, me friends gay, me no like you call me gay, you dumb dumb" -bldavis
"Here are the values that I stand for: I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you wanna be treated, and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for." -Ellen Degeneres
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." -Jon Stewart
Horde: Clopin Dylon Sharkbait Xiaman Metria Metapriest
Alliance: Schatze Aleks Deegee Baileyi Sotanaht Danfer Shazta Rawrsalot Roobyroo
"Here are the values that I stand for: I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you wanna be treated, and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for." -Ellen Degeneres
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." -Jon Stewart
Horde: Clopin Dylon Sharkbait Xiaman Metria Metapriest
Alliance: Schatze Aleks Deegee Baileyi Sotanaht Danfer Shazta Rawrsalot Roobyroo
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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