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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:32 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:42 pm

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Klaudandus wrote:People throwing a fit at a raid doing Celestials or Ordos because they got in thru OQ and didn't get a summon. How bout being on the island and near your kill before bringing OQueue in the first place?


Latest hotfix for them is nice. 75% health reduction, increases per member of faction attacking them up to original health at 40 players.


I think I messed up when I was expressing myself.

My amusement is that there's several OQ raiders that rage at their OQ group because they start the fight without them, even though they never made an effort to make it to the location of the boss other than asking for summons or typing "1" over and over again, and that it took several minutes for the group to finally pull.

I'll never understand why people fire OQ without being near the location of the boss you want to kill in the first place, and why they never make any effort to get there in case there's no warlock. No wait... I do know and understand -- I guess what I don't understand is why they get upset when its their own goddamn fault.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:12 pm

Because, Klaud, it'd have been easier to deal with the OQ doucherags by just going to the summoning stone. :wink:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:35 pm

because in their mind, it is NEVER their fault
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:15 am

halabar: I saw this and thought of you. :D

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:08 am

Skye1013 wrote:halabar: I saw this and thought of you. :D

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Arnock » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:41 pm

Still bothers me that they shrunk the mac pro so much and removed the ability to upgrade or swap parts
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:05 pm

Arnock wrote:Still bothers me that they shrunk the mac pro so much and removed the ability to upgrade or swap parts


Apple has been moving towards that paradigm for years now, that people are still surprised about it shocks me.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby cdan » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:09 am

Just been thinking about the news that the NSA have been spying on WoW and other online communities. I wonder just how much you have to pay someone to analyse Barrens chat for counter-terrorism intelligence?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:57 am

I was amused that we have got to THAT point.

Do people really organize terrorism through WoW O_o
Well, it's not that impossible in fact.


Not that I care, differently from the vast majority of the world I got nothing to hide and I can't care less if they spy me when I'm chatting or talking with people.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Dec 09, 2013 9:59 am

I wonder what they thought of moon guard and goldshire
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:29 am

Imagine their confusion at first, considering the rough humour that occurs in a lot of progression guilds and certain online communities in general. :lol:

Potential psychopaths scouted first day: Everyone.

That being said, I often notice a lot of behavioural similarities between progression raiders and high performance military/police forces. Which is both funny and very interesting at the same time, but I suppose also means they're not completely unaccustomed to the sharp humour. :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:52 am

I bet the NSA knows where Mankrik's wife is.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:53 am

i wonder if giving gold to the dancing blood elf girls and draenei girls is considered aiding the terrorists, cuz you never know where that gold goes to
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:12 am

thats why i only give mine to the dancing troll girls, the ones that dont follow the mold
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:22 am

Ahah Tera now I can't stop laughing
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:18 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:04 pm

Teranoid wrote:I bet the NSA knows where Mankrik's wife is.


Made my day.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:52 pm

http://youtu.be/GuKV2Z3eYTY

Wait till the 3 minute mark.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:57 am

Klaudandus wrote:http://youtu.be/GuKV2Z3eYTY

Wait till the 3 minute mark.


A real christmas classic!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:44 pm

Got a real ditz on the phone.

After getting everything sorted out, and was transferring her, I waited until I knew she couldn't hear me. Then I facepalmed.

As my boss walked by. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:46 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:37 pm

I get jokes
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:17 am

Haven't had a good screengrab yet, but the latest Joueur du Grenier had a very peculiar guest in Jean-Louis, the Christmas Sock.
There's something peculiar about hearing the French VA for Morgan Freeman talking (in no particular order) about video games, Home Alone (?) Twilight (??), Child sex abuse (?!?) and the spirit of Christmas warming our hearths (and... feet?).

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