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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby lythac » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:23 am

http://ikeaordeath.com/
IKEA is that friendly shop where you get cheap furniture from the inside of a giant, unending warehouse. Black metal is the kind of music that sounds like someone screaming while trapped inside a burning church. They each possess a fervent fan base. And to tell you the truth, the names of the furniture in IKEA sound a lot like the names of black metal bands. Consider this quiz an educational way to learn the difference between the two. It doesn’t matter if you know who Burzum is or if you’ve ever sat in a Preben chair – it’s time to have some kvlt fun. Death to false furniture!

My favourite description of one of the bands - "Pure Depressive Black Funeral Doom Metal". Then googling it for 74k results.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:26 am

My wife and I got 13/20 on that and we're at Ikea more than I care to admit, rofl.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Oct 10, 2013 4:16 pm

15/20...and the closest IKEA is 3 1/2 hours away, and i havent been there in...3 years? :?

maybe i just listen to northern european metal too much (really its just sabaton but..)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu Oct 10, 2013 11:35 pm

13 out of 20 ^^

Also the RNG on those blue pet battle stones is quite funny. Been pet battling for a while now, and only got 1 aquatic one since it was released (wasnt actively trying to get them up to the last week). And this morning I got 2 in 3 minutes... At least I have a blue scourged whelpling now ^^
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:29 am

18/20 on that IKEa thing.

It helps being scandinavian, as most things ar named for different scandinavian things (the pop-fact of IKEA is that Kampradd doesn't like danes - the carpets are danish towns, so you wipe your feet on denmark)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby lythac » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:47 am

Nooska wrote:18/20 on that IKEa thing.

It helps being scandinavian, as most things ar named for different scandinavian things (the pop-fact of IKEA is that Kampradd doesn't like danes - the carpets are danish towns, so you wipe your feet on denmark)


http://satwcomic.com/name-calling
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SatW wrote:So, Ikea naming doormats and other floor things after Danish places is indeed a thing that happened. The Danes complained it meant Swedes wanted to walk all over Danes, but the Swedes brushed it off saying it meant Swedes considered the Danes robust and someone to count on.

One day the Swedes and Danes will stop acting like children, but today is not that day. XD


So it would seem.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:49 am

I got 13/20, mostly by guessing.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:52 am

I have a Halsted doormat
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(currently not being carried by IKEA denmark)

I went to Halstedhus Efterskole (a 9th and 10th class boarding school - its a thing in denmark), located in Halsted
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:48 am

I have a doormat very similar to that! Might have been bought at IKEA, I don't remember. :lol:

20/20! As Nooska says, helps to be Scandinavian. :P

You scored 20 out of 20!

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Oct 11, 2013 10:12 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:49 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:14 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sat Oct 12, 2013 2:23 pm

So I saw someone selling mounts for a good price in trade, didn't respond like a gold seller, so I go back to SW, get ready to do the deal, and got a "oh.. I need a little time.. need to server transfer.. " yeah.. right. /reported
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Oct 16, 2013 1:56 am

I had this dream tonight, where I was going through Siege of Orgrimmar (which I never seen irl!), and after I meet some raiders there, I decide to browse wowprogress again and look for a guild to start raiding again.


Most awesome thing is that I was browsing wowprogress on a fucking newspaper!





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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:08 am

:shock:
:lol:

its a sign worldie, come back to us...
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