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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:51 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shamora » Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:35 pm

Klaudandus wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFDWP5JwSM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtC5S_tza4
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:05 pm

Shamora wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFDWP5JwSM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtC5S_tza4


I thought of posting that one.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:01 am

Shamora wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wFDWP5JwSM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtC5S_tza4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQTZC3uNW4
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:27 am

Guildie says they wiped to LFR Horridon's berserk. They were at the 2nd gate when this happened, with one of the tanks the highest on DPS with 100k. My predictions for the state of the previous LFRs came true. Think about that, it took them 12 minutes to get to the second gate.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:37 am

Part Frustration, Part Success, Part Amusement.

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Of those 1400, I closed 400...
There are 17 of us.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:26 pm

You need to slow down, or you will never get promoted (they can't afford to lose you)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:26 pm

Fetzie wrote:Guildie says they wiped to LFR Horridon's berserk. They were at the 2nd gate when this happened, with one of the tanks the highest on DPS with 100k. My predictions for the state of the previous LFRs came true. Think about that, it took them 12 minutes to get to the second gate.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:47 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sun Sep 15, 2013 8:27 am

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Your Eternal Flame healed You 0 Holy. (39012 Overhealed)
Your Eternal Flame healed You 0 Holy. (78025 Overhealed) (Critical)


Eternal Flame's HoT component can crit :D

Crit rating becomes a minor survivability stat now?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:02 am

Fetzie wrote:Guildie says they wiped to LFR Horridon's berserk. They were at the 2nd gate when this happened, with one of the tanks the highest on DPS with 100k. My predictions for the state of the previous LFRs came true. Think about that, it took them 12 minutes to get to the second gate.


Same thing happened in DS, and to a lesser extent in earlier MoP tiers, but with the new content dropping all the old tokens, why go back?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Jabari » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:06 am

halabar wrote:<...> but with the new content dropping all the old tokens, why go back?


Does SoO drop Titan Runestones as well?

(Just curious - I've seen Sigils and Secrets of the Empire drop for other people, but no Runestones. Just may have been that nobody was on that step though.)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:10 am

Yeah, I think they said the first 8 bosses will drop things for all the legendary quest steps.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:17 am

On patch day, I was running around the Isle with my roommate. An Ominous Flame dropped. I won it. Blah blah, we agreed if a second one dropped while we were running, he'd get it.

He really really really wanted it.

He solo farmed the Foreboding Flames, nada.

Occasionally, I'd get a grumble that I had one, and he didn't.

Last night, just for kicks, I detoured into the cave. On the third flame...I got a second Ominous Flame.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:14 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:07 am

Those are some pretty sweet posters. :o
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:51 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:28 pm

http://kyeispurring.tumblr.com/post/606 ... he-has-the

im so fucking pissed my mom thinks she has the right to tell me to get mental help?????!?

Excuse fucking me just because you’re backwards and uneducated about otherkin doesn’t mean you should just outright tell me i’m nuts. There is a computer in your house, you should USE IT. I’m your fucking daughter you can at least have the decency to try and understand!! I’M A CAT MOM, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TAKES TO BE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE WHO MAY JUDGE YOU? A LOT. IT’S NOT MY PROBLEM THAT YOU’RE AN IGNORANT STRAIGHT CIS WHITE AMERICAN
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:13 pm

Flex wrote:http://kyeispurring.tumblr.com/post/60623365521/im-so-fucking-pissed-my-mom-thinks-she-has-the

im so fucking pissed my mom thinks she has the right to tell me to get mental help?????!?

Excuse fucking me just because you’re backwards and uneducated about otherkin doesn’t mean you should just outright tell me i’m nuts. There is a computer in your house, you should USE IT. I’m your fucking daughter you can at least have the decency to try and understand!! I’M A CAT MOM, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TAKES TO BE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE WHO MAY JUDGE YOU? A LOT. IT’S NOT MY PROBLEM THAT YOU’RE AN IGNORANT STRAIGHT CIS WHITE AMERICAN


WTF did I just read.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:25 pm

Flex wrote:http://kyeispurring.tumblr.com/post/60623365521/im-so-fucking-pissed-my-mom-thinks-she-has-the

im so fucking pissed my mom thinks she has the right to tell me to get mental help?????!?

Excuse fucking me just because you’re backwards and uneducated about otherkin doesn’t mean you should just outright tell me i’m nuts. There is a computer in your house, you should USE IT. I’m your fucking daughter you can at least have the decency to try and understand!! I’M A CAT MOM, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COURAGE IT TAKES TO BE YOURSELF TO PEOPLE WHO MAY JUDGE YOU? A LOT. IT’S NOT MY PROBLEM THAT YOU’RE AN IGNORANT STRAIGHT CIS WHITE AMERICAN



I give it a 6/10. Was lacking the "CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM" I've come to expect from shitty inane tumblr posts.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:11 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:20 pm

So I think we've pulled Immerseus in every way conceivable with our raid comp. Most humourous was our mage saying 'look at how stupidly big my arcane explosion is'.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:38 am

Fenrìr wrote:So I think we've pulled Immerseus in every way conceivable with our raid comp. Most humourous was our mage saying 'look at how stupidly big my arcane explosion is'.

in a similar vein, our two resto shamans discussing the healing rain size change pretty much all raid leading up to one going "Well i like it bigger, you can fit more in!"

our RL and i shared O.o via realid :lol: dirty minds unite!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sat Sep 21, 2013 2:08 pm

Don't post pictures of your ass.


nice touch adding this to the AA guidlines Invis..
inside jokes ftw! (though good general guideline)
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:08 am

bldavis wrote:
Don't post pictures of your ass.


nice touch adding this to the AA guidlines Invis..
inside jokes ftw! (though good general guideline)

But.. why can't I post pictures if I buy an equus africanus asinus?
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