Post Your Amusements!
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Lieris wrote: Looking back I probably should have reported him but at the time I was really nonchalent about it and didn't really care too much. I actually started laughing when he began spamming damage meters in raid chat and calling my DPS bad.
That might just have ended with a suspension on your part (- possibly "as well", but you would never know if he got a suspension)
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Lieris wrote:I actually started laughing when he began spamming damage meters in raid chat and calling my DPS bad.
Thank you for reminding me!
So I did LFR MSV on my mage on...Saturday? First time I took her into MSV, because I was disillusioned with mages by the time I did some heroics on her (I despise the level 90 talents). So she has an average ilvl 468, I haven't played her in a group setting in months, and I'm doing a pathetic 60kish dps. I know it's bad. I'm chalking it up to lack of experience, rustiness, and probably a good dose of apathy.
When we get to Will, everyone is sucking hardcore (our top dps is a hunter at 55k; I'm at #4 with 48k or so). Tanks are dying, most dps are ignoring adds and dying to the Emperors that are swiping in the middle of the raid group because the tanks either 1) suck or 2) died, it's a clusterfuck of chaos. After the inevitable wipe, one of the other mages pipes up: "GUYS, we need more DPS!"
I almost cried with laughter, this guy's dps was worse than mine - somewhere around 40k or so.
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Did i mention I once got kicked on lei shen lfr on my priest cause I was "mr 40k dps" and too low dps, and everyone agreed with the lemming?
Sad part was, I was on the last step of Part 3 of the legendary, so I had to requeue and do the whole LFR again.
After which, I swore I'd never set foot in that LFR anymore.
Sad part was, I was on the last step of Part 3 of the legendary, so I had to requeue and do the whole LFR again.
After which, I swore I'd never set foot in that LFR anymore.
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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I generally don't care for LFR. I go as elemental on my shaman (and just set loot spec to resto), and don't bother reforging/regemming/re-enchanting gear. Sadly, I apparently do pretty damn well anyway lol
So, was your priest disc or shadow? (It's funnier if it's disc)
So, was your priest disc or shadow? (It's funnier if it's disc)
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Disc obviously. And i was queueing as healer.
Since that group failed badly anyway before kicking me after 2 wipes, maybe better as I don't know how many stacks of tenacity they'd have needed to kill it anyway.
Since that group failed badly anyway before kicking me after 2 wipes, maybe better as I don't know how many stacks of tenacity they'd have needed to kill it anyway.
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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Loooooool
I hope someone realized after, "oh crap. That was a healer."
I hope someone realized after, "oh crap. That was a healer."
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this is LFR...i doubt it

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Saddest part was I was actually higher than a few dps.
Also, I was running about 30% of the healing done on my own, I suspect they had an hard time healing up after I left
Also, I was running about 30% of the healing done on my own, I suspect they had an hard time healing up after I left

theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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That moment when the whole enemy team compliments for how good you played and how you gave a strong challenge, and the whole allied team insists you are a noob and don't know shit.
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.
halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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Not-Megaman has been on kickstarter for barely a smidge over 24 hrs and is almost already fully funded.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mig ... ighty-no-9
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mig ... ighty-no-9
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Capcom is full of shit (as usual). There was more than enough backing for MML3. Oh well.. good for Inafune.
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So, apparently, Microsoft is now buying out Nokia's devices and services division.
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/pre ... entPR.aspx
http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/pre ... entPR.aspx
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Teranoid wrote:Capcom is full of shit (as usual). There was more than enough backing for MML3. Oh well.. good for Inafune.
Well, that capcom tweet is somewhat old.
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Yeah I'm aware of that.
Still doesn't make them any less of a garbage company. They make EA look like saints.
Still doesn't make them any less of a garbage company. They make EA look like saints.
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Let me know when the kickstarted game is released and sells well.
Kickstarter isn't an accurate representation of market demand, more a vertical demand type deal.
Issue 1 is that there was no game play visible in the pitch video.
Good for them that they'll blow through their relatively low cost projection and get enough money to probably complete it maybe.
Kickstarter isn't an accurate representation of market demand, more a vertical demand type deal.
Issue 1 is that there was no game play visible in the pitch video.
Good for them that they'll blow through their relatively low cost projection and get enough money to probably complete it maybe.
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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So after dabbling in HS a bit.. it could be what kills off my alts. (Grind valor on yet another alt, or... play HS. Hmm....). Especially once it's out for iPad, being able to play a game on a tablet while sitting next to my wife while she watches her Jdramas or anime has some very strong things going for it.
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My assistant started an "Office War" by trying to mess with my wireless mouse.
So, I've fired the follow up shot. I SS'd her desktop, hid all her icons, and her windows bar. Let's see how long before she comes asking what happened?
Yes, it's an oldie, and for someone who knows something about comps, not very good, but.... I'm fairly certain this is going to rock.
So, I've fired the follow up shot. I SS'd her desktop, hid all her icons, and her windows bar. Let's see how long before she comes asking what happened?
Yes, it's an oldie, and for someone who knows something about comps, not very good, but.... I'm fairly certain this is going to rock.
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Should have put the SS upside down and rotated the monitor 180 deg while you were at it.
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Shoju wrote:My assistant started an "Office War" by trying to mess with my wireless mouse.
So, I've fired the follow up shot. I SS'd her desktop, hid all her icons, and her windows bar. Let's see how long before she comes asking what happened?
Yes, it's an oldie, and for someone who knows something about comps, not very good, but.... I'm fairly certain this is going to rock.
Thats a classic ^^ Installing a service that plays a random duck sound ever ~15 minutes works awsome to. Thats also great to filter out technical helpdesk employee's ^^
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We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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