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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby daishan » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:06 am

http://lukemckinney.net/2013/07/01/the- ... xperiment/

You want a conclusion on this bullshit? I just put my dick in a cup of water, shook it ten times, and poured it down the toilet. It’s been flushed into the ocean and will be diluted across all the water on Earth. For most people that means nothing.

For the homeopaths, enjoy every mouthful for the rest of your lives, and suck it.


Made me giggle :D
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:11 am

Sagara wrote:http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

I... Cant... STAPH! HELP!


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:28 am

daishan wrote:http://lukemckinney.net/2013/07/01/the-homeopathy-experiment/

You want a conclusion on this bullshit? I just put my dick in a cup of water, shook it ten times, and poured it down the toilet. It’s been flushed into the ocean and will be diluted across all the water on Earth. For most people that means nothing.

For the homeopaths, enjoy every mouthful for the rest of your lives, and suck it.


Made me giggle :D


The sad thing of this is that people with real medical problems go for this shit. A brother of a friend of mine has bladder cancer. Instead of going for his latest screening and likely surgery/cemo, he put that all off for 6 weeks, and then decided he wasn't going to do it, and is now going to a homeopathic clinic. Instead of cemo he's getting oxygen therapy.. (he was disolving "oxygen pills" in water before he started going to the clinic... )
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:29 am

Era wrote:
Sagara wrote:http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

I... Cant... STAPH! HELP!


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EDIT: Right, I've bought the time machine. NOW WHAT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN LIFE NOW?


Now that you've mastered one-button clicking, you can come back to WoW and play any ranged dps class.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:29 am

Guildmaster asked me to get my tank somewhat geared up for 5.4, somehow. So we decided to get her Hordebreaker, it'll at least replace the 450 crafted stuff.

He and I had more fun mowing down groups of Kor'kron in the NBarrens than anything else currently in game (read: pet battles and farm dailies) we do. The two best parts was accidentally killing of the zebra rares that wandered into the group we were mocking, and the Horde shaman who tried to drag his mobs into our group so we'd have to deal with them too (that failed miserably).
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:55 am

Saw this on come across my twitter feed from the mmo-champ forums this morning:

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:30 am

Teranoid wrote:Saw this on come across my twitter feed from the mmo-champ forums this morning:

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That borders on cruelty. :lol:

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:41 am

I want that mount, where is it? Then Nooska can sit comfortably while I raid on one of my actual characters :p)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:56 am

Teranoid wrote:Saw this on come across my twitter feed from the mmo-champ forums this morning:

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A bench? that's a luxury. All my dk, pally, mage, and shaman get are a chain that's just long enough to reach the bank, mailbox, and the AH.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:32 am

Invis just pointed out to me that there's a web site called www.dailyotter.org. I'm so done for the day. *clicks* *clicks* *squeals*
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:35 am

We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:21 am

I am getting Domino's Pizza ads in spanish here on maintankadin.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:18 am

My ads are always boring. :(
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:00 pm

So, as business online has picked up, I was able to hire an assistant. She's fresh out of high school, a graphic designer in training. She's.... interesting. I don't really understand her, as she is the type of girl in high school, I doubt I would have been friends with, based on personality.

Well, anyway, she got arrest for assault the other night, and had her day in court this morning. After hearing what she got, this is what I see happened in the court room

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10 days in jail
a fine
2 years probation
anger management counseling
restraining order

Needless to say, I don't think that she is going to be doing that again.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby cdan » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:24 pm

...I would suggest a revision of your interview technique if you want to avoid this in future. Start off with a question like, "When confronted with a disgruntled customer do you a) knee them in the balls, b) slap them in the throat or c) all of the above?"
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:07 pm

I'm hoping that this is the wake up call that she desperately needs.

You are not in high school anymore. This is the real world, with real consequences.

The problem is, The jail she will be in, is in the city I live in, not this podunk village. So, they gave her work release, and the question becomes, how is she going to get to work.

I know that they are going to ask me, and I'm going to have to politely decline. I have been more than accommodating with the call offs to go skate boarding with her loser boyfriend, and calling off because she has a cold, and blah blah blah. I draw the line at being the chauffeur from jail.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:29 pm

Shoju wrote:I'm hoping that this is the wake up call that she desperately needs.

You are not in high school anymore. This is the real world, with real consequences.

The problem is, The jail she will be in, is in the city I live in, not this podunk village. So, they gave her work release, and the question becomes, how is she going to get to work.

I know that they are going to ask me, and I'm going to have to politely decline. I have been more than accommodating with the call offs to go skate boarding with her loser boyfriend, and calling off because she has a cold, and blah blah blah. I draw the line at being the chauffeur from jail.


I do like how this is in the amusements topic, seeing as your her employer... :p My employer would post it in the frustrations topic, and a good chance that it would be all in caps to :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:06 am

I'm completely amused. I even have a countdown on my dry erase board with a poorly drawn her behind bars. I've been trying to get her to understand that this isn't high school, this is real life all summer. Well, now she will have 10 days in the slammer to think about how shitty it is to behave like a spoiled brat as an adult.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:11 am

Can you not just fire someone who's been sent to jail? I mean come on now.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:26 am

Nikachelle wrote:Can you not just fire someone who's been sent to jail? I mean come on now.


I can fire anyone for anything. Ohio is pretty lax on that kind of thing. I don't really have to give a reason. The problem is, while I'm her "supervisor" and "she works for me", it's not really my call, for a couple of reasons.

1.) I'm not technically part of management.
2.) Her Grandfather has been employed here for..... uh.... well.... I'm pretty sure he came with the building when we bought it 27 years ago, and that would just be messy.
3.) My boss is her "real boss"
4.) when she is here, she does her job as well as can be expected for an 18 year old.
5.) If we fired convicts, we would lose a large majority of our staff.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:13 pm

Nikachelle wrote:Can you not just fire someone who's been sent to jail? I mean come on now.


Because anyone who's ever served time automattically should never work again? :roll: :roll:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:47 pm

What? She didn't say that.

If this person's absence is going to negatively affect the flow of the company, then I would also support terminating her employment. I look at it as nothing more than a bunch of unexcused absences.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:10 pm

halabar wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:Can you not just fire someone who's been sent to jail? I mean come on now.


Because anyone who's ever served time automattically should never work again? :roll: :roll:

nika was referring to the fact she entered jail after her employment started
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:14 pm

Amirya wrote:What? She didn't say that.

If this person's absence is going to negatively affect the flow of the company, then I would also support terminating her employment. I look at it as nothing more than a bunch of unexcused absences.


Nikka painted with a pretty damn big brush. That sound like "OMG, she's in jail, fire her".

While it may be allowable to do so in certain states, here in CA, a 10-day unexcused leave, at least from a larger company, might be have to be allowed, unless there were other issues (performance, safety, etc.).

Sounds like Shoju's got a pretty reasonable grasp on this, especially considering the rest of the workforce.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:16 pm

bldavis wrote:
halabar wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:Can you not just fire someone who's been sent to jail? I mean come on now.


Because anyone who's ever served time automattically should never work again? :roll: :roll:

nika was referring to the fact she entered jail after her employment started
:roll: :roll:


So?... getting locked up for the weekend is automatically terms for firing?
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