Post Your Amusements!

Anything, including off-topic posts

Moderators: Fridmarr, Worldie, PsiVen, Sabindeus, Aergis

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:38 pm

today's google doodle.
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:17 pm

Klaudandus wrote:
Flex wrote:And now for something completely different

Might be the best movie ever.


I heard about it on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me about a month or two ago. I'm glad to see some actual footage of it!

And indeed, it's the best thing ever!



Woah now, don't be hasty... First, there's Vikings vs. Aliens

and in a few days, there will be Giant Mechs Punching Lovecraftian Horrors!
benebarba
 
Posts: 2222
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:30 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:18 pm

Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like
User avatar
Teranoid
 
Posts: 1639
Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:56 pm

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:26 pm

Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
Image
Really? Really!?
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:18 am

Maybe they're going to tone down the bonus threat?
KysenMurrin
 
Posts: 4909
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:37 am
Location: UK

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Passionario » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:25 am

'The Rains of Castamere' makes for a pretty good lullaby.
If you are not the flame, you're the fuel.
User avatar
Passionario
 
Posts: 2276
Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:52 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:54 am

Passionario wrote:'The Rains of Castamere' makes for a pretty good lullaby.

A pretty grim lullaby though.
Main Characters:
Nooska, Blood Elf BM/SV Hunter on Argent Dawn (EU)
Morosin, Bloody freezing orc death knight on Argent Dawn (EU)
Niisca, Shady forsaken "priest" on Argent Dawn (EU)

Keeper Emeritus of the BM hunters guide on Elitist Jerks and the wowhead version untill patch 5.3.
User avatar
Nooska
 
Posts: 1590
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:55 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:15 am

You really hit right on the head, Klaud. I was really really dumbfounded by that.


I'm also curious how much dodge/parry gear their gonna shove down our throats because 'that's how they think we should be tanking'.
Image
Fenrìr
Maintankadonor
 
Posts: 1138
Joined: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:41 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:23 am

Klaudandus wrote:today's google doodle.

I dont see any doodle o_o
theckhd wrote:Fuck no, we've seen what you do to guilds. Just imagine what you could do to an entire country. Just visiting the US might be enough to make the southern states try to secede again.

halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
User avatar
Worldie
Global Mod
 
Posts: 8781
Joined: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:49 pm
Location: Italy

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:01 am

Fenrìr wrote:You really hit right on the head, Klaud. I was really really dumbfounded by that.


I'm also curious how much dodge/parry gear their gonna shove down our throats because 'that's how they think we should be tanking'.


Image

:(
Fetzie | Protection/Holy Paladin | EU-Kazzak
Former Author of the TankSpot Protection Paladin Guide
Image
Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
User avatar
Fetzie
 
Posts: 2032
Joined: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 am
Location: Karlsruhe, Germany

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:03 am

Less "because that's how they think you should be tanking", more "they don't actually want you to get 100% ShoR uptime because that'd be broken".
KysenMurrin
 
Posts: 4909
Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:37 am
Location: UK

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:21 am

Let's ask a monk to Keg Smash their faces and ask how broken it is THEN.
When that day comes, seek all the light and wonder of this world, and fight.

Worldie wrote:I used to like it [mean] back on Sylvanas.

Queldan - EU Stormrage (H) - Good night, sweet prince.
User avatar
Sagara
 
Posts: 3272
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:04 am
Location: Belgium

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:14 am

Worldie wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:today's google doodle.

I dont see any doodle o_o

It is gone now, but it was a giant roach opening a door, a nod to kafka's bday.
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:13 pm

Trying (emphasis on trying) to gear my alt shammy on a friends server. Queue up for second half of HoF LFR. Wipe on Wind Lord because no one other than me knows how to dispel apparently when the following conversation takes place:

Random idiot #1: "Why did the tanks die? This monk looks squishy as fuck"
Me: "Because no one dispelled and the boss got 11 stacks and started instagibbing the tanks because I can only purge one stack on one mob at a time"
Random idiot #2: "I don't understand why the tanks were dying I kept bombing heals"
Me: "Because no one dispelled and the boss had 11 stacks"
Random idiot #1: "LOL here's why look at this shitty monk tank.. no dodge or parry on their gear at all. If you're going to queue as a tank you could at least fill the role"
Me: "... Are you fucking kidding me? No dodge or parry on his gear? Is this 2007?"
Random idiot #1: "Shitty tank not even appropriately geared"
Me: "Dodge and parry haven't been on leather gear since Burning Crusade you stupid shit."

Needless to say I couldn't hit the leave instance group option fast enough and I'm rethinking the whole "raid on two servers with two shamans" thing.

It's only amusing because people are legitimately this stupid and will defend their absolutely batshit and wrong statements to the death.
User avatar
Teranoid
 
Posts: 1639
Joined: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:56 pm

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:51 pm

@Teranoid's story.
Image
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Treck » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:16 pm

Klaudandus wrote:
Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
Really? Really!?

Dont worry, im expecting the "avengers shield dmg increased by 200% and now hits unlimited targets found in the instance, twice" to come in the next build
User avatar
Treck
 
Posts: 1431
Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:10 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:14 pm

brings whole new meaning to PULL ALL THE MOBS!
Image

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
User avatar
bldavis
 
Posts: 6111
Joined: Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:04 pm
Location: Searching for myself. If i get back before I return, please have me stop and wait for myself.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:50 pm

Treck wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:
Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
Really? Really!?

Dont worry, im expecting the "avengers shield dmg increased by 200% and now hits unlimited targets found in the instance, twice" to come in the next build


That would really make me dust off my paladins again... :D
Andurin
 
Posts: 778
Joined: Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:45 am

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:58 am

All the grunting at Wimbledon. You'd think you're watching a porn flick.

Also, what the fuck happened with Serve and Volley players?
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:13 am

Klaudandus wrote:All the grunting at Wimbledon. You'd think you're watching a porn flick.

Also, what the fuck happened with Serve and Volley players?

They had to tell the women to cut it back a few years ago. Apparently their yelp-grunts were making the sound coming from Center Court drown out the Heathrow approach path.
Fetzie | Protection/Holy Paladin | EU-Kazzak
Former Author of the TankSpot Protection Paladin Guide
Image
Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
User avatar
Fetzie
 
Posts: 2032
Joined: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 am
Location: Karlsruhe, Germany

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:14 am

They're still pretty "grunty". Sometimes, they sound like they're constipated.

But seriously, I weep for the demise of the proper Serve and Volley style =(
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:19 am

Yeah, it is rather ridiculous tbh. Maybe acceptable at the US Open, but this is WIMBLEDON.

But seriously, I weep for the demise of the proper Serve and Volley style =(


The Djokovic/Del Potro match isn't too shabby mind. Quite entertaining tennis.

What's your prediction for Murray/Janowicz later? I reckon Murray will easily win it if he can consistently return those massive 140 mph serves; his game is built around massively quick service. Janovicz won one of his early games in under a minute. 125mph/140mph/136mph/140mph, The poor guy he was playing against didn't stand a chance.
Fetzie | Protection/Holy Paladin | EU-Kazzak
Former Author of the TankSpot Protection Paladin Guide
Image
Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
User avatar
Fetzie
 
Posts: 2032
Joined: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 am
Location: Karlsruhe, Germany

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:28 am

Yeah, watching it right now, it's not bad... every now and then they even approach the net. I just miss the days of Pete Sampras =(

I am hoping for Janowicz to win, just for kicks.
The Element of Forum Hyperbole
Image
---
Flüttershy - Draenei Protection Paladin, Aerie Peak
Klaudandus - BE Protection Paladin, Feathermoon (Semi-retired)
User avatar
Klaudandus
 
Posts: 9473
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:08 am
Location: Texas' Armpit

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:36 am

Klaudandus wrote:Yeah, watching it right now, it's not bad... every now and then they even approach the net. I just miss the days of Pete Sampras =(

I am hoping for Janowicz to win, just for kicks.


I dunno, it would be nice for Murray to finally get his Wimbledon win, after his final last year and the Olympics wins.
Fetzie | Protection/Holy Paladin | EU-Kazzak
Former Author of the TankSpot Protection Paladin Guide
Image
Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
User avatar
Fetzie
 
Posts: 2032
Joined: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 am
Location: Karlsruhe, Germany

Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:17 am

So my mother has mostly straight hair, just sometimes gets these weird curls that make no sense.

This morning, she has two of the - one on each side of her head, at the temple. They curl up. She looks like a freaking Asian Viking.

I totally can't even have a serious conversation with her without bursting into giggles.
Image

Fetzie wrote:The Defias Brotherhood is back, and this time they are acting as racketeers in Goldshire. Anybody wishing to dance for money must now pay them protection money or be charged triple the normal amount when repairing.
Amirya
Maintankadonor
 
Posts: 2959
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:59 am

PreviousNext

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

cron

Who is online

In total there is 1 user online :: 0 registered, 0 hidden and 1 guest (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 380 on Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:28 pm

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest