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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Wed May 15, 2013 2:42 am

Of coruse it wasn't *tinfoilhat*
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed May 15, 2013 5:45 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Wed May 15, 2013 6:00 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/1 ... ostpopular

Apparently this guy went through every thrift shop he could, bought all the Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and gave them to homeless people as a reaction to that "we only want cool people wearing our clothes" comment.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed May 15, 2013 6:40 am

Something that happened at work: You don't call the superintendent dumbass when you have him as your facebook friend.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu May 16, 2013 3:39 am

Years down the line, I realized that Artha's plan for WotLK was actually a re-tread of the exact same plan Mal'Ganis used on him.

* Throw a plague in our face (failed)
* Taunt us to come after him (success)
* Cut off our supply lines (failed)
* Force us to his side (failed BIG TIME)

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu May 16, 2013 5:49 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu May 16, 2013 8:52 am

Sagara wrote:Years down the line, I realized that Artha's plan for WotLK was actually a re-tread of the exact same plan Mal'Ganis used on him.

* Throw a plague in our face (failed)
* Taunt us to come after him (success)
* Cut off our supply lines (failed)
* Force us to his side (failed BIG TIME)

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Thu May 16, 2013 10:26 am

The lore involving Arthas has always been my favourite. Love it.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu May 16, 2013 10:42 am

Era wrote:The lore involving Arthas has always been my favourite. Love it.

I think that is why lk was the most popular expansion... Since the whole thing started with the frozen throne
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Thu May 16, 2013 3:15 pm

Fighting Arthas felt like it meant something, other than just loot and achievements. Didn't have that with any of the Cataclysm bosses. Don't think I would've in Mists either. :(

Also, on topic: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-happ ... 385_963755
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Chunes » Thu May 16, 2013 3:29 pm

Era wrote:Fighting Arthas felt like it meant something, other than just loot and achievements. Didn't have that with any of the Cataclysm bosses. Don't think I would've in Mists either. :(


I remember our first legit LK kill in 10m normal. We were all freaking the fuck out. It was amazing. I don't remember being so stoked on a boss kill since Vashj.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zobel » Thu May 16, 2013 3:52 pm



#6 (spiders can't fly) isn't quite right.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Thu May 16, 2013 3:57 pm

I'm happy I don't have arachnaphobia! And yeah, I assume not all of these are facts, though I was really happy to see the one from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia about Charlie & the waitress. That really put a smile on my face! :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu May 16, 2013 4:23 pm

They might not be flying... but they sure are in the air!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBnBqnL2HAc

*cries in his corner* *arachnophobic*
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Thu May 16, 2013 5:29 pm

I once woke up by one of those longlegs crawling on my face, and another time I had a nest of hundreds of teeny tiny baby spiders fall into my hair. I have a friend who's arachnophobic, said he'd probably just fall over dead on the spot. :roll:

I don't think I have any phobias at all. Least not that come to mind, or that I've discovered yet. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu May 16, 2013 6:16 pm

Even if you're not arachnophobic, having hundreds of baby spiders on you is still fucking terrifying.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu May 16, 2013 6:37 pm

I just turn into a girl and squeal "Ew!" at spiders on me.

Snakes, though? UGH. /shudder
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu May 16, 2013 11:28 pm

My girlfriend goes "Awwwww, he's cute!" when she sees one of those big hairy spiders (I hate those, glad we dont have those in the wild). But when it comes down to the little house spiders she completely freaks out and let our dog hunt them down if they run on the floor >.< Good thing our dog isnt afraid of little spiders. Its mostly a snack to him... -_-
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu May 16, 2013 11:49 pm

lol that is what our old dog was

my mom is SEVERLY arachniphobic...as in she stopped playing her nelf druid when she hit level 4 and had to kill spiders in game
when she would see one in the house she would scream FRECKLES! SPIDER! and point at it, he would run up, pounce on it and nomnom!
he learned to not mess with snakes though when a bull snake bit his lip and hung on lol
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Fri May 17, 2013 2:26 am

Nikachelle wrote:Even if you're not arachnophobic, having hundreds of baby spiders on you is still fucking terrifying.


But they're adoooooorable! Okay, maybe not. :roll: I won't say I wasn't bothered, but more by the surprise of figuring out what hit me, than fear of the little things. You never quite expect to take a point blank head shot from a baby spider mortar.

I was way more terrified when I found a bumblebee inside my swimming shorts. >_> Must've been in the water when I jumped in or something.
Though I think it was probably a more rational fear of having a potentially pain-inducing animal near my man-bits, rather than having an actual insect on me. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri May 17, 2013 3:14 am

if that happened to me it would be a rational fear...i am allergic to bee stings
i have been stung at least twice and had to use my epi-pen the second time

though even if i wasnt, a stinging insect close to a very tender part of the body would be cause for concern :lol:

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby lythac » Fri May 17, 2013 3:22 am

bldavis wrote:if that happened to me it would be a rational fear...i am allergic to bee stings

You would not enjoy this then - fallen bee hive, imgur album
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Fri May 17, 2013 3:42 am

lythac wrote:
bldavis wrote:if that happened to me it would be a rational fear...i am allergic to bee stings

You would not enjoy this then - fallen bee hive, imgur album


That pile in the corner looks like a corpse from some show like Fringe or Bones, where things tend to get gross and messy. :roll:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Fri May 17, 2013 4:49 am

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Don't be scared, it's search engines Bots, pretty common on every forum :)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Chunes » Fri May 17, 2013 7:10 am

for me, wasps/bees/flying stingers will always be more terrifying than creatures limited to the terrestrial plane.

Fucking bees man.
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