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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Koatanga » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:49 pm

This one could go in Amusements or Frustrations...

Client: I need to add a client to the client list Blah spreadsheet
Me: There's a button in G1 that will update the clients from the database
Client: I don't know what G1 is. Will you please let us know if this is something we can amend ourselves or do we need to send you a list?
Me: I was referring to cell G1 in the spreadsheet, which says "Clients - Click to Update"

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:29 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:03 pm

Klaudandus wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wH5WvWB7m0

could use a NSFW tag, but rather amusing all the same
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Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:18 pm

Koatanga wrote:This one could go in Amusements or Frustrations...

Client: I need to add a client to the client list Blah spreadsheet
Me: There's a button in G1 that will update the clients from the database
Client: I don't know what G1 is. Will you please let us know if this is something we can amend ourselves or do we need to send you a list?
Me: I was referring to cell G1 in the spreadsheet, which says "Clients - Click to Update"

/facedesk


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We just got a Windows 8 tablet. Really nice and all, but its the full version. And since our "app" doesnt work on the Windows 8 tablet version yet, we put the "Desktop" version on it. It works and all, there is just one tiny detail...

When you are working in the "desktop" mode, and you tap in a textbox, there is no software keyboard that pops up. So basicly, our app can run on window 8 full version tablets, you just need to bring a usb keyboard, wich is twice the size of the tablet. And it looks really stupid ^^ (Besides that, the HP elitepad is a really nice tablet for what i`ve seen so far!)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Rhiannon » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:36 am

Flex wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru


Is it bad that my brain auto-completed that link as druid before I followed it?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Winkle » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Flex wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru


Is it bad that my brain auto-completed that link as druid before I followed it?


What rather than drug dealer? No, i think that could probably be seen as a positive.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:57 am

Took me a while to figure out, but once you combine this with the story about Narnia, this one made me smile a lot :D

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:15 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Flex wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru


Is it bad that my brain auto-completed that link as druid before I followed it?

Good to know I'm not the only one.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:46 am

Nikachelle wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Flex wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru


Is it bad that my brain auto-completed that link as druid before I followed it?

Good to know I'm not the only one.


seconded.


Also, some of the answers given here:

http://wow.joystiq.com/2013/04/25/devel ... #continued

Matt: When...Will...We..See..Sargeras??

Ghostcrawler: You are not prepared.

James Crowley: Any chance we will see Illidan return soon?

Ghostcrawler: Also not prepared.

Bowbeast: GC do you really love crabs?

Zarhym: What kind of marine biologist turned game designer wouldn't? :)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:56 am

i wasnt going to say anything for fear i was the only one >.>
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:40 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:34 am

lol, some tanks in LFR...think they're the greatest thing to be given to man since sliced bread and can't be told they're wrong without being offended.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Bellanka » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:29 am

Fenrìr wrote:lol, some tanks in LFR...think they're the greatest thing to be given to man since sliced bread and can't be told they're wrong without being offended.


A million times this.

Had a terribad DK the other day spamming taunt on Durumu get upset when he was told to stop so he doesn't make the boss taunt immune for swaps. Proceeded to say his taunt was "broken" on Primordius intending to kill me. Solotanked the boss and his whispers of LOL U GON' DIE went to YOU'RE LUCKY WE HAVE GOOD HEALERS.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:57 am

"Ask stupid questions. Growth is fuelled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer,
not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant."
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:28 am

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/ ... story.html

This sounds almost like a The Onion headline.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:29 am



I recognize several highways I've driven on right off the bat.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:43 am



The visible state lines are interesting. I hadn't expected that.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:40 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:37 am

Waiting for a Nalak group to fill, I happen to be standing mounted on a slgiht angle so my mount is leaning with its head stuck in the floor. Some druid in the group starts whispering me telling me to move, and how it looks stupid stood there, and I need to move onto flat ground... Of course I try to find an even more ridiculous position to stand in, and they keep whispering as if I didn't understand what they meant. :lol:

I don't even know why it would bother them.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:13 am

KysenMurrin wrote:Waiting for a Nalak group to fill, I happen to be standing mounted on a slgiht angle so my mount is leaning with its head stuck in the floor. Some druid in the group starts whispering me telling me to move, and how it looks stupid stood there, and I need to move onto flat ground... Of course I try to find an even more ridiculous position to stand in, and they keep whispering as if I didn't understand what they meant. :lol:

I don't even know why it would bother them.


Reminds me of some people here.. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:19 am

So, leveling the gnomewarlockproject last night...

Get into a group that has a tank and healer from the Kel'Thuwhatever server. Tank is chain-pulling, healer only heals him, I die and they keep on moving, ask for a rez (It's steamvaults, so it's a long run) but they keep on going. When it's clear they aren't going to stop, I run back, meanwhile the other two dps are dead as well, and they are still going. So at this point I just tag along, far enough back that I get xp but I'm not in aggro range. They notice, and start dragging bosses to me. Soulstone ftw. We complete the dungeon that way, meanwhile they continue to make comments "they asked for a rez, that isn't in my spellbook, perhaps they meant a res?... " and so on.

Is the rest of that server like that?.. They really are full of themselves.

But at least they cleared the dungeon for me, :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:23 am

Why would you do Steamvault while leveling? °_°
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:30 am

Worldie wrote:Why would you do Steamvault while leveling? °_°


First, it's available at 67, and can't do UP till 68.

Second, the mob density and quests make it good for leveling.

Third, it's far less painful and much faster than Mechanar, Shattered Halls, or Botanica, all which become available at 67.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Apr 28, 2013 3:01 pm

or you could just get a random and a faster run...>.>

almost soloed ring of blood in nagrand, had a shaman heal me a little on the blue berry, and a 90 pulled the ogre king from me thinking it was his buddies..oh well

(this was on my 66 tauren tankadin, who is now 68 and resting in dal)
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:59 pm

bldavis wrote:or you could just get a random and a faster run...>.>


And get the same one 6 times in a row?

If there's a dungeon that I haven't done that, I'll always queue specifically for that, ensuring that I get one with quests to do if there is one. Pre-70, I wind up hardly ever repeating one, and often can skip the ones I hate.
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