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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:09 am

benebarba wrote:Actual conversation in the office:

Boss: "This build has been unusual. Like really unusual."
Me: "As in so few issues?"
Boss: "Yeah."
Me: "But, ideally, isn't our job *supposed to be* boring?"
Boss: "Well, yeah, but the problem is now *I'm* bored."


Tell him to go to tvtropes
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:19 am

Klaudandus wrote:
benebarba wrote:Actual conversation in the office:

Boss: "This build has been unusual. Like really unusual."
Me: "As in so few issues?"
Boss: "Yeah."
Me: "But, ideally, isn't our job *supposed to be* boring?"
Boss: "Well, yeah, but the problem is now *I'm* bored."


Tell him to go to tvtropes


good call... though he may well already be there :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:30 am

http://www.geeknative.com/38733/drawing ... rheroines/

Some of these I think are pretty wild, others make me wonder why the artist got so tied up in trying to keep what I assume to be the lines of a signature miniskirt in after adding pants, resulting in multiple tunic-wearing heroines.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:34 am

Fully dressed Zatanna is evil.

Her superhero costume is her stage performance costume. It makes sense when compared to Supergirl's mini-skirt of panty shots.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:36 am

Flex wrote:Fully dressed Zatanna is evil.

Her superhero costume is her stage performance costume. It makes sense when compared to Supergirl's mini-skirt of panty shots.


Agreed. Also, Zatanna is one of the hottest characters imo.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:37 am

Flex wrote:Fully dressed Zatanna is evil.

Her superhero costume is her stage performance costume. It makes sense when compared to Supergirl's mini-skirt of panty shots.


I'm not too familiar with her (aside from what she looks like), but all I could think was 'super banker'. I had thought there was a far better explanation for her original costume as opposed to the others.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:47 am

Klaudandus wrote:Agreed. Also, Zatanna is one of the hottest characters imo.


She's been a favorite of mine for pretty much ever. I think I'll dig up my Seven Soldiers of Victory books tonight.

benebarba wrote:I'm not too familiar with her (aside from what she looks like), but all I could think was 'super banker'. I had thought there was a far better explanation for her original costume as opposed to the others.


Her day job is a magician, her super powers are magic based. They redesign looks more street magician than Las Vegas stage magician.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:31 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:32 am

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2013/ ... merica.php

makes me wonder if that's why republicans keep slashing education budgets ^_~
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:12 am

some guy in my city, with the same name and same age, got arrested in a fight over toilet paper.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:18 am

Durumu on LFR.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Passionario » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:56 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:40 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:28 am

Also, why is the plus size cheaper? o.O
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:32 am

Nikachelle wrote:Also, why is the plus size cheaper? o.O


No idea!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:43 am

Nikachelle wrote:Also, why is the plus size cheaper? o.O


U.S. product, big sizes are produced in bulk.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:51 am

Less off-cuts, meaning less wastage?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:54 am

Fetzie wrote:Less off-cuts, meaning less wastage?


Actually, you could say they have more waistage.


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:51 am

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/f ... -1.1307506

Her future employment prospects anywhere else seem pretty thin. Sheer fact is that no matter how she tries to bend or stretch this, she'll bad carry a lot of bad pr junk in her trunk.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:08 am

Think I'll be bending over in the change room from now on just to double check. I've got four pairs of their pants from previous years and never had an issue though. A lot of the articles are saying how this'll stop customers... definitely not me!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:57 am

This is how out of it I am. First time I heard of this company was when one of their employees brutally slaughtered another one of their employees at a local store.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:15 pm

Check which ones apply to you:

[ ] are female
[ ] does yoga
[ ] is a runner

2 points for being female, one point for the others. Receive a score lower than 2 points and you're in the clear.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:34 pm

Add crossfit to that list. Lots of lulu lovers there too.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:39 pm

what about former runner? (cant do it as much since i f-ed my knee in high school and ankle a few years later)


wait do i even want points in this?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:40 pm

Nikachelle wrote:Check which ones apply to you:

[ ] are female
[ ] does yoga
[ ] is a runner

2 points for being female, one point for the others. Receive a score lower than 2 points and you're in the clear.


There's another group where the 'sheer' version is prevalent, and they might be sad that they won't be available anymore.. Having seen a few on the streets.. err... /eyewashplease.
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