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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:43 am

THATS ANIMAL ABUSE AND INHUMANE!

(totally being a smartass btw)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Passionario » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:18 pm

According to EA Origin, 'Bioware Points' are a 18+ rated item.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:23 pm

Must be because they can be used to obtain 18+ rated material, and requires the spending of money now for a purchase later (thus requiring adult okay?)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:47 pm

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/ ... -abrk.html
Someone stole Sheriff Arpaio's credit card!

Just sad they didn't buy dildoes and lube with it.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:51 pm

Yeah, dildos, lube and pregnancy tests on Sheriff Arpaio's credit card bill would be pretty funny tbh.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:59 pm

I shouldn't be surprised... I really shouldn't.

Proposed law to force AZ students to individually take a loyalty oath in order to receive their HS diploma.

http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.as ... ion_ID=110

Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona:
Section 1. Title 15, chapter 7, article 1, Arizona Revised Statutes, is amended by adding section 15-701.03, to read:
15-701.03. Graduation requirement; constitutional oath
Beginning in the 2103-2014 school year, in addition to fulfilling the course of study and assessment requirements prescrived in this chapter, before a pupil is allowed to graduate from apublic high school in this state the principal or head teacher of the school shall verify in writing that the pupil has recited the following oath:
I, _________, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC, THAT I WILL BEAR TRUE FAITH AND ALLEGIANCE TO THE SAME; THAT I TAKE THIS OBLIGATION FREELY, WITHOUT ANY MENTAL RESERVATION OR PURPOSE OF EVASION; AND THAT I WILL WELL AND FAITHFULLY DISCHARGE THESE DUTIES; SO HELP ME GOD.


The bolded parts seem to contradict each other...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:04 am

And then after graduation, they find out they're government agents?

So glad I'm long graduated.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:27 am

If I popped Time Warp at the start of the fight with the dragon in Terrace of the Endless Springs, I would have been able to use it twice before it was dead in the raid finder... Managed to take 13 minutes to kill it. With the amusement part out of it is that only about the 6 people from my guild where alive when he DID die. Anyone noticed that he doesnt have an enrage timer? :p
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Tue Feb 05, 2013 2:53 am

Skye1013 wrote:I shouldn't be surprised... I really shouldn't.

Proposed law to force AZ students to individually take a loyalty oath in order to receive their HS diploma.

http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.as ... ion_ID=110

Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona:
Section 1. Title 15, chapter 7, article 1, Arizona Revised Statutes, is amended by adding section 15-701.03, to read:
15-701.03. Graduation requirement; constitutional oath
Beginning in the 2103-2014 school year, in addition to fulfilling the course of study and assessment requirements prescrived in this chapter, before a pupil is allowed to graduate from apublic high school in this state the principal or head teacher of the school shall verify in writing that the pupil has recited the following oath:
I, _________, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC, THAT I WILL BEAR TRUE FAITH AND ALLEGIANCE TO THE SAME; THAT I TAKE THIS OBLIGATION FREELY, WITHOUT ANY MENTAL RESERVATION OR PURPOSE OF EVASION; AND THAT I WILL WELL AND FAITHFULLY DISCHARGE THESE DUTIES; SO HELP ME GOD.


The bolded parts seem to contradict each other...


Well yeah, being required to taken an oath that inclueds taking it freely must, by any legal standard, invalidate the oath. We don't have to worry about it just yet though, as it doesn't take effect untill the schoolyear 2103-2014, so we have 90 years to get it overturned (at least) (I assume you copy-pasted it from somplace that copypasted it from teh actual bill)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:00 am

Typos like that really shouldn't happen, did NOBODY proof-read that statute?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:11 am

They all read what they were expecting to read... you know the biarn usnramblincg tnighs by isletf?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:37 am

Nooska wrote:
Skye1013 wrote:I shouldn't be surprised... I really shouldn't.

Proposed law to force AZ students to individually take a loyalty oath in order to receive their HS diploma.

http://www.azleg.gov//FormatDocument.as ... ion_ID=110

Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona:
Section 1. Title 15, chapter 7, article 1, Arizona Revised Statutes, is amended by adding section 15-701.03, to read:
15-701.03. Graduation requirement; constitutional oath
Beginning in the 2103-2014 school year, in addition to fulfilling the course of study and assessment requirements prescrived in this chapter, before a pupil is allowed to graduate from apublic high school in this state the principal or head teacher of the school shall verify in writing that the pupil has recited the following oath:
I, _________, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES AGAINST ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC, THAT I WILL BEAR TRUE FAITH AND ALLEGIANCE TO THE SAME; THAT I TAKE THIS OBLIGATION FREELY, WITHOUT ANY MENTAL RESERVATION OR PURPOSE OF EVASION; AND THAT I WILL WELL AND FAITHFULLY DISCHARGE THESE DUTIES; SO HELP ME GOD.


The bolded parts seem to contradict each other...


Well yeah, being required to taken an oath that inclueds taking it freely must, by any legal standard, invalidate the oath. We don't have to worry about it just yet though, as it doesn't take effect untill the schoolyear 2103-2014, so we have 90 years to get it overturned (at least) (I assume you copy-pasted it from somplace that copypasted it from teh actual bill)

It's been fixed on the actual link.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:38 am

Nooska wrote:They all read what they were expecting to read... you know the biarn usnramblincg tnighs by isletf?



You leave my biarn out of this.


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:45 am

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It couldn't at all be people leaving large quantities of food on, under and in their desks. Nah.


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:20 am

Andurin wrote:If I popped Time Warp at the start of the fight with the dragon in Terrace of the Endless Springs, I would have been able to use it twice before it was dead in the raid finder... Managed to take 13 minutes to kill it. With the amusement part out of it is that only about the 6 people from my guild where alive when he DID die. Anyone noticed that he doesnt have an enrage timer? :p


Funny, never seen that fight take that long, but ive seen the first fight go forever due to complete disregard for mechanics and split dps after the first of the three die.
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