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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:14 pm

bldavis wrote:some girls have no self respect
and some bfs are assholes


What do you expect boyfriends to be when their girl isn't where they're supposed to be? :twisted:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:35 pm

Fenrìr wrote:
bldavis wrote:some girls have no self respect
and some bfs are assholes


What do you expect boyfriends to be when their girl isn't where they're supposed to be? :twisted:

im a bit afraid to ask, but where is that?
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Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:54 pm

Not in the kitchen. (Thats MY domain!)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:00 pm

Nooska wrote:Not in the kitchen. (Thats MY domain!)

*highfive*
all my gfs love me for that reason
i love to cook :D
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:43 pm

GF actually mused today "if we ever split up, I don't know how I would ever get any food", I told her she could always eat oatmeal ;-), she begged off.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:46 pm

Nooska wrote:GF actually mused today "if we ever split up, I don't know how I would ever get any food", I told her she could always eat oatmeal ;-), she begged off.


LOL!

I envy you guys, only thing I'm good at is basic breakfasts and carne asada... my beef braciole is not bad, but not something you can eat every day
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:35 pm

i dont know anything real special, just family recipes mostly
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:59 pm

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2012/11/26/ ... ahoo_quote

Not surprised at all, considering their ads make me wanna punch babies.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:01 pm

bldavis wrote:
Nooska wrote:Not in the kitchen. (Thats MY domain!)

*highfive*
all my gfs love me for that reason
i love to cook :D


rofl, I love to cook too, but my wife seems to really enjoy it, so I just let her do her thing.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:10 pm

I kind of enjoyed seeing the stealthy add 1 hour to maintenance time without saying anything.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:04 pm

Fenrìr wrote:
bldavis wrote:
Nooska wrote:Not in the kitchen. (Thats MY domain!)

*highfive*
all my gfs love me for that reason
i love to cook :D


rofl, I love to cook too, but my wife seems to really enjoy it, so I just let her do her thing.

all my former gfs either didnt know how to cook, or didnt like to

the ones that dont know are fun, cause you can help teach them (and if you happen to be standing behind them with your arms around them showing them how to stir something or such, that is just a bonus perk!)

if i had a SO that liked to cook as well, even better!
i love cooking with someone :twisted:
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:35 pm

my cousin putting on a pair of thick rim (lenseless) glasses and going "Im the happiest nerd in the world!"

while i am happy he has a gf, really putting on a pair of think frames makes you a nerd? Golden* please....



*Golden is my cousin's name
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:37 pm

What kind of name is Golden? Does he come from a family of Apple farmers?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Erendis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:47 pm

Klaudandus wrote:What kind of name is Golden? Does he come from a family of Apple farmers?


Maybe it's Golden Tate, WR for the Seattle Seahawks?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:51 pm

bldavis wrote:my cousin putting on a pair of thick rim (lenseless) glasses and going "Im the happiest nerd in the world!"

while i am happy he has a gf, really putting on a pair of think frames makes you a nerd? Golden* please....


Lensless glasses are the new hopefully passing fad.. which means the stars will stop wearing them in 6 months, and they'll be a Walmart soon...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:05 pm

Klaudandus wrote:What kind of name is Golden? Does he come from a family of Apple farmers?

he is the youngest boy
his brothers are Adam, Jared, Roger, Stirling, Aaron, and sister Shirley...so who knows where Golden came from
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:09 pm

bldavis wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:What kind of name is Golden? Does he come from a family of Apple farmers?

he is the youngest boy
his brothers are Adam, Jared, Roger, Stirling, Aaron, and sister Shirley...so who knows where Golden came from


Well... Stirling might come from Sterling *Silver*
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:40 pm

./facedesk

at least i know where roger and shirley came from
their parents names
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:42 pm

=P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:54 am

Klaudandus wrote:
bldavis wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:What kind of name is Golden? Does he come from a family of Apple farmers?

he is the youngest boy
his brothers are Adam, Jared, Roger, Stirling, Aaron, and sister Shirley...so who knows where Golden came from


Well... Stirling might come from Sterling *Silver*


every 3rd child gets named after a precious metal?

next up: platinum. :P

Re: lensless glasses... Man, I am pretty sure theres designers somewhere who've convinced stars things are awesome while in reality they are really trolling the world. And succeeding.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:46 am

benebarba wrote:Re: lensless glasses... Man, I am pretty sure theres designers somewhere who've convinced stars things are awesome while in reality they are really trolling the world. And succeeding.


Like Bieber's drop crotch pants that look like he crapped himself?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:51 am

Is that like... sagging without the risk of showing your underwear? Maybe some horrible mix of Urkel and gangsta...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:55 am

Zalaria wrote:
benebarba wrote:Re: lensless glasses... Man, I am pretty sure theres designers somewhere who've convinced stars things are awesome while in reality they are really trolling the world. And succeeding.


Like Bieber's drop crotch pants that look like he crapped himself?

I hate, so much, that he's Canadian. Ugh.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:04 am

Nikachelle wrote:
Zalaria wrote:
benebarba wrote:Re: lensless glasses... Man, I am pretty sure theres designers somewhere who've convinced stars things are awesome while in reality they are really trolling the world. And succeeding.


Like Bieber's drop crotch pants that look like he crapped himself?

I hate, so much, that he's "Human". Ugh.


Fixed it for you ^^
But might be we just have to change it to alive... But I dont know if that counts as a death treath...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Levantine » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:10 am

I think what I find more horrifying than his existence is all of the people that fawn over him and think he's amazing. It's like, really? What the actual fuck went wrong with humanity to think anything about... that particular cluster fuck of what even is something to aspire to and admire.
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