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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:03 pm

seen on sign walking home from parade this morning:

4 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:11 pm

CEO of HP says they need to make a cellphone. Perhaps they should buy Palm.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:34 pm

Flex wrote:CEO of HP says they need to make a cellphone. Perhaps they should buy Palm.


Well, try try again....
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:45 pm

Death Knights being able to kill players of the same faction as well as npcs.

This entire patch feels like your typical Bethesda game.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:32 pm

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The Lich King Fury of Frostmourne hit You 292612 Shadow. (7388 Absorbed)


Survived it :D
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Sagara wrote:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sat Sep 15, 2012 7:31 pm

Pyrea wrote:
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The Lich King Fury of Frostmourne hit You 292612 Shadow. (7388 Absorbed)


Survived it :D

comeatmebro.jpg?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:06 am

bldavis wrote:
Pyrea wrote:
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The Lich King Fury of Frostmourne hit You 292612 Shadow. (7388 Absorbed)


Survived it :D

comeatmebro.jpg?


The first time I read that, I read "come eat me bro" :/
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bldavis wrote:we are trying to extend it as long as we can...it just never seems to last very long
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:28 am

:shock: :?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:33 am

I had to take off gurth when I DPSed on spine, because the tentacles decided that they wanted to kill corruptions instead of the mobs I was targeting. I was about to use a wrath 2-hander, but settled on using my tanking one-hander instead :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby masterpoobaa » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:13 pm

Wierdest thing... the built in gear swapping utility chucked a spazz at me.
I changed spec to Prot, Pressed the "Put on my Tankie set" then ran off and pulled a pack.
And because my prot and ret sets now look almost identical due to transmog, I wondered why my pull was going haywire, I was taking a buttload of damage and I couldn't use SoR for some reason.
Only when I pressed the ret gearset button that I got my Prot set :D

Prot spec, full Ret gear FTW!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:44 am

The "special" warrior that cried and cried about how the tank was badly geared and how badly geared I was, and that it was terrible I was wearing "air looms". The really amusing thing was he didn't even get it when I linked the dps showing that he was dead last, with my dps doubling his, despite my being lvl 74 and his being lvl 78.

Imagine that.

And then a mage crying about how Pennance needed a nerf because both disc priests were outdpsing him.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:11 am

oh wow...

edit: stupid chrome posting this before i was done'

so someone was bitching that someone else wants to level faster, so they are using gear that not only upgrades every level, but also give an XP boost?

and bitching about dps of someone else being higher then thier own, in a leveling dungeon....

/palm
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby econ21 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:02 pm

A blood Death Knight death gripped me in Tol Barad while I was riding to attack Warden's Vigil. We spent the next 10 minutes duelling in the swamp (I was ret), continuing long after the battle ended and the crocodiles joined in the fun. Fighting a blood DK is a good way to practice your rotation. :lol:

The fight only ended when I finally realised I needed to time my stun to coincide with my holy avenger/wings. D'oh. I also realised after the fight, I'd failed to apply weakened blows. I armouried him afterwards and discovered he was worse geared than me, but at least it was a learning experience for me.

I've now made a Ret weak aura for weakened blows and respecc'd for Fist of Justice to get 30s stun. Previously, I'd used Burden of Guilt. Ranged classes may make me pay for that respec, but I love stuns.

Ret PvP is a lot of fun after the patch. I never took to the spec before the patch, falling back on Prot PvP. But the increased holy power generation makes Ret feel much smoother than before. And Ret self-healing is pretty awesome, I don't see Prot having a significant survivability advantage (and Prot dps is a fraction of Rets, both sustained and burst).
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:45 am

Add Stephen A Smith to the list of people that don't know The Onion is satire
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/201 ... ll-for-it/
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:18 pm

Well, he does now...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:46 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby econ21 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:29 am

I find the Dark Legacy Comic strips on WoW hit and miss, but always find Donald the Fury Warrior hilarious. The one where he picks his new talents is a classic:

http://www.darklegacycomics.com/354.html
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby masterpoobaa » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:26 pm

Apple Maps.
LULS. Just LULS.

Guess who won't be upgrading to IOS6 - at least until there is a seperate google maps app to download from the apple store.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:17 pm

Spoke to my old guild leader from wow that I hadn't spoken to in a while. Turns out, He and another old guildy play GW2 now. They are on the exact same server, play the exact same race and class and are the same level as me. What are the odds of that lol ^^
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Levantine » Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:26 am

Lols, my ipad has Siri. Not too fussed that apple maps suck because I have my phone that's easier to use anyway when I'm out and about.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:54 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:21 am

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/20/am ... ?hpt=us_t5

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Jabari » Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:54 pm

This one's for Klaud:

VP Biden wrote:"Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college," VPOTUS told them. "You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind."


http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/09/biden-cheerleaders-are-the-best-athletes-in-college-136358.html
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:09 pm

Jabari wrote:This one's for Klaud:

VP Biden wrote:"Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college," VPOTUS told them. "You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind."


http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/09/biden-cheerleaders-are-the-best-athletes-in-college-136358.html


All he needs is to start his own beer label.

(If you don't get the reference, you're either far to young, or not up on crazy american politics.)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:37 pm

halabar wrote:
Jabari wrote:This one's for Klaud:

VP Biden wrote:"Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college," VPOTUS told them. "You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind."


http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/09/biden-cheerleaders-are-the-best-athletes-in-college-136358.html


All he needs is to start his own beer label.

(If you don't get the reference, you're either far to young, or not up on crazy american politics.)


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