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Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Fivelives » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:15 pm

Inspired by George Takei's Facebook contest awhile back:

Post a movie poster that describes your sex life (keep it clean, please!), with or without a caption - preferably with. I'll kick it off:

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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Sagara » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:44 pm

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:lol:
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby JoeBravo » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:56 pm

Sagara wrote:Image

:lol:


this. :|
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Skye1013 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:22 am

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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Fivelives » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:30 am

Sagara wrote:Image

:lol:


HAHAHAHA. Fucking WIN, sir.
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby bldavis » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:36 am

i have an idea, just not sure i want to share it with everyone...including myself
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Passionario » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:48 am

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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby KysenMurrin » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:58 am

So your other wives get none?
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Amshel » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:51 am

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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Invisusira » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:39 am

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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:51 am

Oh my god that's horrible.
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Fivelives » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:29 am

Nikachelle wrote:Oh my god that's horrible.


Okay Alanis :lol:
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Re: Your sex life as a movie poster

Postby Sabindeus » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:32 am

good job invis, I lol'd
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Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:07 pm

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