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Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Thalia » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:37 am

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/10/steve-jobs-last-words-revealed

Reportedly "Oh Wow, Oh Wow, Oh Wow". Wondered what could have been so intense that it even wowed Steve Jobs.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:43 am

That's because his docs knew he was going to kick it, so they gave him the Fun Meds instead of the Effective Meds.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Jeremoot » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:28 pm

If only he was a PC, they could have replaced his Pancreas.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:39 pm

Jeremoot wrote:If only he was a PC, they could have replaced his Pancreas.

i feel horrible i loled at this
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:19 pm

bldavis wrote:
Jeremoot wrote:If only he was a PC, they could have replaced his Pancreas.

i feel horrible i loled at this

I laughed a lot at this.
I didn't feel horrible.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Sabindeus » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:02 pm

I did not laugh at that.
I think you people should be ashamed.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Fridmarr » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:18 pm

I caveat this by saying that I did not read the eulogy so maybe I'm way off the mark here. That said, I found the news reports of this, and the fact that his sister would mention it, really weird and creepy.

I just don't want to fathom what might be going through my mind, if I ever had to face the moment of death while even halfway lucid. Certainly, there is no more vulnerable a moment that I can imagine, and it just seems really odd to me that someone would share that moment about someone else.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:56 pm

Jeremoot wrote:If only he was a PC, they could have replaced his Pancreas.


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Also, regarding his last words, I guess going for Rosebud was not hipster enough.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Skye1013 » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:35 am

Sabindeus wrote:I did not laugh at that.
I think you people should be ashamed.

Why? I make/laugh at jokes to cope. Not that I necessarily need to cope with his death, but the principal still holds true.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Sabindeus » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:55 am

Skye1013 wrote:
Sabindeus wrote:I did not laugh at that.
I think you people should be ashamed.

Why? I make/laugh at jokes to cope. Not that I necessarily need to cope with his death, but the principal still holds true.


... no it doesn't. If you don't need to cope then you shouldn't be making jokes. Real simple.
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Re: Steve Jobs Last Words...

Postby Invisusira » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:00 am

In the interest of everyone's varying levels of tact, I'll just lock this thread before it gets angrier and point to the other Steve Jobs thread:
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=32163

Chalk another one up to John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
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