Tip of the day

[Snake-Aes]

Weak. Today's tip is: Don't lean on anything in manners that leave red-orange stain marks on your white shirt if you can't tell whether people are joking or not when they call you a psychopath.

[Shyrtandros]

Weak. Today's tip is: Don't lean on anything in manners that leave red-orange stain marks on your white shirt if you can't tell whether people are joking or not when they call you a psychopath.

I'll help you.. they are being serious.

[Snake-Aes]

Tip of the day: when you find an attractive woman wearing this, unbuttoned all the way to the belly, because there's too much breast to button it up, you are supposed to stare.

[Mcduffie]

Tip of the day: when you find an attractive woman wearing this, unbuttoned all the way to the belly, because there's too much breast to button it up, you are supposed to stare.

Pics. Now.

[Santcuff]

Tip of the day: when you find an attractive woman wearing this, unbuttoned all the way to the belly, because there's too much breast to button it up, you are supposed to stare.

Pics. Now.

Will we get them is I say please?
Please.

[Snake-Aes]

Today's: When you are a god-king blessed by the Fire of the world, turning you into a warrior who can burn everything with but your will, your first decision upon coming to a lakeside city should not be "boil the lake"

[Shyrtandros]

Tip of the day: when you find an attractive woman wearing this, unbuttoned all the way to the belly, because there's too much breast to button it up, you are supposed to stare.

Pics. Now.

Will we get them is I say please?
Please.

Thirded.

Also: Pics or it didn't happen.

[Shyrtandros]

Today's Tip: If monday is by far the busiest day of the week at work, the IT department has done several weekend updates (with a history of breaking something everytime they do an update) and you happen to have a doctors note stating you can be out for the day... take half or more of the damn day off.

[Snake-Aes]

Tip of the day: Do not yell "Shag him like a pig!" to a cop when he's inspecting a suspect in the middle of the crowd.

[Shyrtandros]

Tip of the day: Do not yell "Shag him like a pig!" to a cop when he's inspecting a suspect in the middle of the crowd.

You're so wrong.. lol

[Snake-Aes]

He had his hand on his gun the whooooole time.

[Sabindeus]

Today's: When you are a god-king blessed by the Fire of the world, turning you into a warrior who can burn everything with but your will, your first decision upon coming to a lakeside city should not be "boil the lake"

... why not?

[Snake-Aes]

Today's: When you are a god-king blessed by the Fire of the world, turning you into a warrior who can burn everything with but your will, your first decision upon coming to a lakeside city should not be "boil the lake"

... why not?

I'm not one to forbid my players of doing what they want in these cases. I'd much rather create the situation to demonstrate the attractive locals that my 104ºF is not a fever.

Anyway...

Today's: don't look a gift horse in the ass.

[Snake-Aes]

Tip: Before toying with your cup of water, certify it has been emptied.

[Snake-Aes]

Tip: Do not hit on the girl at your side in the airplane just because you spent the entire flight having a good convo. Her dad sends armed bodyguards to fetch her in the airport.
The redhead with a corset and vacuum-worn leather gear midshow is fine tho. As long as you don't ask her name.