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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Santcuff » Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:18 am

Fivelives wrote:Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Dorvan » Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:36 am

Santcuff wrote:
Fivelives wrote:Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.


No, the principle holds regardless...breaking their kneecaps is merely an implementation detail ;)
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Fivelives » Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:21 pm

Santcuff wrote:
Fivelives wrote:Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

A friend with two broken kneecaps automatically becomes your slowest friend, no?
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Santcuff » Thu Oct 28, 2010 5:53 am

Fivelives wrote:
Santcuff wrote:
Fivelives wrote:Remember, you don't have to run faster than the monsters... You just have to run faster than your slowest friend.

Or you can just break your friends knee caps
Both work.

A friend with two broken kneecaps automatically becomes your slowest friend, no?

That is very true.

Dorvan wrote:No, the principle holds regardless...breaking their kneecaps is merely an implementation detail ;)

But in the case of preparing for a Zombie invasion, don't you think details can be important so that the plans work.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby bldavis » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:52 am

who needs details in a zombie invasion?

get a weapon, any weapon , as long as its big, bigger is always better, and start being a paladin!

er i mean start taking out undead!

if you really want grab a shield too and go Prot spec on them!
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Rachmaninoff » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:20 am

I'm at my desk at work... so a pen and by giant brick of a phone

and now that I think of it I really don't have and blunt objects at home to ward of zombies, nor guns....

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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby abinning » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:48 pm

Can I cheat a little?
I am at work, so at my right I have a choice between a computer, a CRT monitor or my stapler....


If you permit me to look up...


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Normally decorative, but stainless steel will still take a few heads....

and I can take off the butt cap and screw it into the scabbard so it has a long handle, like a mini naginata.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Melathys » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:49 pm

I've seen vids of people in cubicles flipping out...and then you have a sword with you... :shock:
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Tevis » Fri Oct 29, 2010 7:39 pm

Two Mead Flex Notebooks, 6 feet of ethernet cable and Robo-grip pliers. I'm going with the pliers and and a hard-core version of "I got your nose!" Saving the world--one small snapped off chunk of putrid flesh at a time.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Skye1013 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:38 am

Nikachelle wrote:The heck are your work places like when you have a gun case and baseballs bats lying idly around? o.O


From a few pages back, but I'm deployed to Afghanistan right now... pretty much everyone has a gun and most of our M16s/M4s are locked up in a case in the other room. I've since moved desks (still not the one I need in case of an apocalypse) so currently have some cat 5 cables and a wall. Guess I can learn to garrote zombies IRL!
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Fivelives » Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:23 am

If I could go back to when I was deployed, I either had a couple of atropine syringes (I enlisted originally as a 74D - chem weapons specialist), or was in a tank (re-classed to 19K - Abrams tank crewmember - when I reupped).

Hmm. I wonder if atropine would shoo off the zombie plague like it does other nerve agents?
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Torquemada » Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:06 am

Several empty vodka, rum and wine bottles, as well as a plaque from work and a broken lava lamp. Also, the 4.25 inch version of this knife:
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Tophus » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:49 pm

All I got is my authenticator and a half full bowl of soup :(

I may be hungry after I'm dead, but certainly not before!!
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Skwigelf » Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:29 am

My bedroom door.

I close my door and resume watching porn and playing WoW. Zombies ignore me as they think I'm one of them.

Had I looked to my left then they might be in trouble, as that is where I stash my Lightsaber.
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Re: Stop what you're doing and look to your right

Postby Darielle » Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:00 am

I see a crapton of energy drink cans, coke bottles, beer bottles and milk bottles.

Time to make a machine gun to shoot them.
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