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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby d503 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:08 pm

Am I seriously sick for wondering whether or not there was poop or pee in the toilet? THAT'S THE KICKER FOR ME!

And I don't think anyone who has a smartphone and Angry Birds would wonder why a phone was out while on the toilet...seriously...Angry Birds: http://www.rovio.com/index.php?page=angry-birds
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby crazyharry » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:55 am

Tenaka wrote:Why has no-one asked how the phone got in a position to be falling into the toilet in the first place?

I would seriously slap silly anyone who called me whilst on the job


Never surfed the web or played a game on your phone whilst on the toilet?
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Tenaka » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:25 am

Absolutely not.

Maybe I'm the wierd one here but I would not stop thinking about the germs I just stuck all over that device I'm gonna have plastered to my face later.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Fivelives » Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:37 am

My Droid X has replaced all other forms of throne entertainment. I sometimes get so caught up in a game that I often don't notice when I'm finished and end up sitting there until it starts to hurt.

I'm afraid I'm going to wake up one morning and realize that I suddenly grew a calloused ring around my ass.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Belloc » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:03 am

I'd keep my phone in my front pocket so that it doesn't fall out when my pants go down :P Can't stand keeping anything in the back pockets... they're so vulnerable to theft and loss!
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby d503 » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:07 am

Tenaka wrote:Absolutely not.

Maybe I'm the wierd one here but I would not stop thinking about the germs I just stuck all over that device I'm gonna have plastered to my face later.


If you don't believe that there's fecal matter EVERYWHERE YOU GO, you are kidding yourself...can't remember where I read it, but they tested the average American kitchen for fecal matter and found just as much on the kitchen counters as they did in bathrooms...

Yeah...poo be everywhere, don't think you're ever safe!!!!
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:08 am

Belloc wrote:I'd keep my phone in my front pocket so that it doesn't fall out when my pants go down :P Can't stand keeping anything in the back pockets... they're so vulnerable to theft and loss!

Pretty much.

On occasion I am reading something I just am not willing to stop reading when I have to take a leak. This has led to lost magazines and tears of nerd rage before.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Fivelives » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:36 am

d503 wrote:
Tenaka wrote:Absolutely not.

Maybe I'm the wierd one here but I would not stop thinking about the germs I just stuck all over that device I'm gonna have plastered to my face later.


If you don't believe that there's fecal matter EVERYWHERE YOU GO, you are kidding yourself...can't remember where I read it, but they tested the average American kitchen for fecal matter and found just as much on the kitchen counters as they did in bathrooms...

Yeah...poo be everywhere, don't think you're ever safe!!!!


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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Tenaka » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:01 pm

d503 wrote:If you don't believe that there's fecal matter EVERYWHERE YOU GO, you are kidding yourself...can't remember where I read it, but they tested the average American kitchen for fecal matter and found just as much on the kitchen counters as they did in bathrooms...

Yeah...poo be everywhere, don't think you're ever safe!!!!


I have heard of the above, I believe there to be some truth to it. But I still don't feel the need to *increase* my exposure to it.

I know (hope) you don't mean it but all your reply did was say to me, "hey, it's everywhere anyway so lets all go swimming in the stuff before a fecal based barbeque in the back yard".
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:05 pm

It's more on the lines of "No, you aren't really exposing yourself to MORE if you cleaned it properly afterwards. Any sense of germ-cooties that come afterwards is your own demented delusion!"
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Lightbeard » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:17 pm

crazyharry wrote:
Tenaka wrote:Why has no-one asked how the phone got in a position to be falling into the toilet in the first place?

I would seriously slap silly anyone who called me whilst on the job


Never surfed the web or played a game on your phone whilst on the toilet?


I have to concentrate when I'm on the toilet personally.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:23 pm

Lightbeard wrote:
crazyharry wrote:
Tenaka wrote:Why has no-one asked how the phone got in a position to be falling into the toilet in the first place?

I would seriously slap silly anyone who called me whilst on the job


Never surfed the web or played a game on your phone whilst on the toilet?


I have to concentrate when I'm on the toilet personally.

I'm sure this doesn't come as a shock to anyone.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:29 pm

Nikachelle wrote:I'm sure this doesn't come as a shock to anyone.



Do you want shock? After 2 weeks my friend and I still didn't come to a consensus over what qualifies as a Day and what qualifies as a Night. This discussion rose from the day where he said "Good Afternoon" and I said "Good Day", and we disagreed. Mom looks at me funny ever since she found out.
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby d503 » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:51 pm

Tenaka wrote:
d503 wrote:If you don't believe that there's fecal matter EVERYWHERE YOU GO, you are kidding yourself...can't remember where I read it, but they tested the average American kitchen for fecal matter and found just as much on the kitchen counters as they did in bathrooms...

Yeah...poo be everywhere, don't think you're ever safe!!!!


I have heard of the above, I believe there to be some truth to it. But I still don't feel the need to *increase* my exposure to it.

I know (hope) you don't mean it but all your reply did was say to me, "hey, it's everywhere anyway so lets all go swimming in the stuff before a fecal based barbeque in the back yard".


I'd be the last person you'd see bathing in the Ganges...gross...
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Re: OT: you drop your cell phone in the toilet, do you

Postby cerwillis » Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:08 pm

Making a phone call you probably spit more bacteria onto your phone than it would get playing angry birds on the can. Alcohol wipes FTW!
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