The Ruin-A-Wish Thread

[Lightbeard]

Thought this would be a creative/fun thread that I'm pretty sure hasn't been done already. The goal is to find a way to ruin the wish of the poster above you and then make a wish of your own for the next poster.

Ex: I wish to run my own kingdom
Next Poster: You will be assassinated during your first day and then makes a wish.

I wish for a turkey sandwich right about now.

[Minnerva]

I will ruin your wish by not following your instructions

[Giggitygoo]

I wish for a turkey sandwich right about now.

Your sandwich is ready but it tastes kind of funny.

Half way through eating you discover it was actually prepared by festergut's smellier half sister. She ate the turkey whole when it was alive and then crapped it out cooked and sliced ready for your sandwich. She also prepared the bread fresh kneeding the doe between her sweaty lady bumps. You don't even want to know where the special sauce came from ...

I wish it was September 20th. Holidayz!!!

[Invisusira]

I will ruin your wish by not following your instructions

/thread

[ulushnar]

I will ruin your wish by not following your instructions

But by giving him attention, you do fulfil his implicit wish, if not his stated one.

[Snake-Aes]

By that logic, the mere existence of this thread allows for such implicit wish to feed on itself. Only locking it would truly stop such feature.

[Mex]

I thought this thread was going to be about ruining terminally ill kids' days.

[vertinog]

I wish this thread would not get locked.

[Invisusira]

I wish this thread would not get locked.

/thread x2 combo