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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:29 pm

"Greetings," Kei says, "I am Kei Ayanami. I am, in accordance with the cover story you have swallowed as the sheep you are, Rei's long lost sister, recently adopted by the Ikaris. I will let you draw your own conclusions."


From the back of the room, one of the students emits a high pitched, girlish scream despite being on the men's soccer team. Several follow in suit, before Kensuke Aida, faithful minion that he is to the Ayanami line, jumps onto his desk and executes the rest of her opening gambit.


"She's discovered mitosis!" he screams, "Rei can bud!"
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Hayz » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:10 pm

listen bud, you dont wanna mess with me
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:42 am

Alice had a little lamb
Its fleece was bloody red
And everywhere that Alice went
She left a trail of dead
If you are not the flame, you're the fuel.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby amh » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:13 am

I've never made a mistake. Everything I've done seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:32 am

They decided to test the alignment of their employer by throwing a holy dagger at the spokesperson and checking for extra damage.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby amh » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:03 pm

Ghetto Symphony wrote:Oh shit, motherfucker goddamn, I keep it hiiigh; bitch, I'm the man!
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Krazed » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:41 am

Mighty fine ship you have here Jimmy.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:25 am

I don't think he's capable of producing such a poor product from his fine loins.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:33 pm

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Aubade » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:41 pm

Njall wrote:
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.


I miss you Njall.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:51 pm

Sorry, with the site being locked off from work (and non-work internet now being a firing offense thanks to the younger workers abusing it), the commute, the job search, kids and the beta invite, I'm not around much.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:53 pm

What matters is that you can remain sowing doom.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby aranil » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:51 pm

Aubade wrote:
Njall wrote:
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.


I miss you Njall.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:15 am

"Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."


Just for Nikachelle.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:07 am

Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy girlie guts
Little dirty flirty feet
Mutilated maiden's meat
Scooped-out eyeballs
Rolling down an empty street
But I didn't
Forget my spoon
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Giggitygoo » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:22 am

Eddie, pop your insane leaking brain back in its sponge bag for one minute and concentrate. Now womble or not, that is our supper
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:27 pm

Tonight, we dine on the flesh of fallen angels.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:20 pm

Tonight we dine in Hell!
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Arnock » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:46 pm

We are the ones who will still remain when all is laid to waste.
We are the ones who, when angels cry, will see them face to face.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:04 am

A bash classic
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Passionario » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:17 am

The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Krazed » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:36 am

The prophecy will have balance.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Njall » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:49 pm

...in my pants!
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby Snake-Aes » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:53 pm

This plan can lick all nine of my balls.
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Re: In which we talk in quotes

Postby aranil » Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:23 pm

What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you mother fucking fuckers?!
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