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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Vanifae » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:19 pm

D & D 4th Edition night, finally get to pick up after about 2-3 weeks of no gaming.
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Arcand » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:51 pm

Njall wrote:Digression aside, anyone have any bizzare or outre stories of their gaming groups? I will post a few after I deal with the sheer awesome that is breakfast.


We had a DM who would, as everyone was settling in, facetiously open the session with some kind of horrifyingly awful situation. One was "as you walk down the street toward the armorer's shop, ten men leap out of the nearby shadows and kill you." That kind of thing.

One evening he opened by pointing at one guy (Marc, I think?) and said, "You find yourself in hell. A dog-faced demon is sodomizing you. What do you do?"
Marc confidently and immediately replied, "Try to enjoy it".

The speed and practicality of the reply made it seem like he had thought about this before, and 'Try to enjoy it' became one of our group memes.
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Passionario » Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:55 pm

Memorable quotes? Hmmm...

"A properly built player character should be able to kill two of his or her party members per round."
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Talderas » Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:33 am

Passionario wrote:Memorable quotes? Hmmm...

"A properly built player character should be able to kill two of his or her party members per round."


"Assassin? Assassin from under the bed?"
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:01 am

"No, you are not allowed to use arcane channeling while banging that hooker."

He did change his mind tho, and I banged a dimension hop. Was fun.
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Talderas » Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:17 am

"You're a sniper! Why do you always want to sneak up on people and slit their throat?"
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Vanifae » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:31 pm

I need ideas for a desert based undead scenario with a wealthy innocent lord and Orcus worshiping assassins.

D&D 4The Edition for 3rd level characters :)
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Snake-Aes » Tue Apr 13, 2010 3:18 am

Vanifae wrote:I need ideas for a desert based undead scenario with a wealthy innocent lord and Orcus worshiping assassins.

D&D 4The Edition for 3rd level characters :)

An poisoned oasis that raises any that drink from it. If it's a small trade point, the traders can be such assassins and are immune to the poison.
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Aedh » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:40 am

Sand yachts.
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Shamora » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:41 am

Hearthstone Arena Stats
Server: PVP US Warsong, Horde - <Orbit>
Main: Keondra, Delver of the Vaults, Lvl 90 Assassination Rogue
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby beornus » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:46 am

Shamora, before I click on that link I need to know if it is NSFW. The toplessrobot part gives me concern lol!
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Shamora » Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:48 am

beornus wrote:Shamora, before I click on that link I need to know if it is NSFW. The toplessrobot part gives me concern lol!


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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby Kelaan » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:30 am

beornus wrote:Shamora, before I click on that link I need to know if it is NSFW. The toplessrobot part gives me concern lol!


A short synopsis:
- Get eaten
- Game Version Changes
- Other players are asshats and do things like attack the king for no reason
- friendly fire AoE effects. Whoops.
- A dragon. See the first one. "[W]hen meeting a dragon, players can expect the experience to be not unlike seeing how long you can hold your character sheet above a paper shredder before you drop it." :D
- You pissed off the healer or the healer's player.
- The dice. Stupid cursed dice that roll nothing in the higher two-thirds of their number range.
- You stop playing.

All this if you want to avoid seeing robot nipples. Or chest mounted refueling ports, I don't know. :)
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Re: Njall's Happy Fun Time Role Playing Train of Pain (RPGs)

Postby beornus » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:56 pm

Thank you for the rundown, it wasn't an issue of my sensibilities being offended but rather that of my employers. Will view it at home to be safe, I like having a job. :D
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