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Signature Compilation

Postby Igrado » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:47 pm

Post up your favorite! Funny one-liners are best, and motivational shorts are particularly welcome. Try to keep them Tankadin related if you can.

(-) If you want to show off your own current sig, please take a sec to type it into your message, that way, should you change your sig, we will still have it for posterities sake.
(-) If you post it, you are explicitly giving permission for reuse by anyone who chooses too. If you do not want it reused by others, please state so, though that is contrary to part of the purpose of this list.
(-) Themed (Tankadin/Paladin) sigs are best, but frankly, this is fun, so anything goes!

I'll come back about every other week and compile them.
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Postby Igrado » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:48 pm

Compilation Last Updated: 2007-08-19
contains prime sigs from post 0 through 56




Tank Centered:
Joanadark wrote:Judge a man by the trials of his shield, not the empty reaping of his sword.

"A What? A Tankadin? OMG A PALADIN TANK? Please don't take my job!"


Tankadin Centered:
Lore wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just a Paladin tank.

Worldie wrote:Every time you tank a single target, God kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.

Lore wrote:"When life throws you lemons, group them up and AOE."

PsiVen wrote:People told me to roll a Warrior if I wanted to tank.
I agreed, and rolled a Warrior so that I wouldn't have to spec Ret to smash their faces in.

Nicos wrote:Got an infestation? Whether it's rats or black temple supplicants, Pallinators will take care of the problem. Just call 1-800-AVENGER
Pallinators are not responsible for any loss of life or limb nor any damage to personal property due to extreme negligence.

Zanbaur wrote:"CC? I AM crowd control! The mobs are in a crowd and are controlled."

Lore wrote:Yes, a Paladin can easily be the guy that gets put in front of something ugly and told to break the bad guy's equipment with his face before the bad guy breaks his face with his equipment.

Kitria wrote:Fortunately for us, sanity is not a prerequisite for tanking... Anybody who charges into a pack of mobs determined to break all forms of crowd control has probably lost a couple marbles.



Paladin Centered:
Aplus wrote:Yeah every time I get a big head, I go and try to solo a warlock. Brings me back down to earth pretty fast

DeadMilliken wrote:Uther's Lemonade, "Consecrated Goodness"

Snake-Aes wrote:Paladins: Your job is to support your teammates or annoy the warlock with your incapability to die.

Halbrium wrote: "...He will kill you because you will be out of mana and paladin uses power of the immortal god so he can stay alive/awake for hours."

Uther returns from the dead and declares it to be Hammertime.
Tirion Fordring proceeds to break it down; Arthas is unable to touch this.

Bolvar Fordragon is the reason Holy damage is not on the list of resists. Noone can resist Bolvar Fordragon.

Jesus: "I can offer you eternal Salvation."
Disciples: "Can I get Might or Kings instead?"

Jtbusterltwo wrote:Mana, Mana. . .. What is it?
It is the essence of which heals are made of
Woe to the paladin who is without mana
For his fate is grim indeed . . .
A mana potion should do

chood wrote:I ask for 3 consecrations then I immediately DI the healer...

Silver Hand Leftovers forums wrote:ATTENTION: This pally is no longer stoned. Replacing SALVATION with MIGHT starting with the WARLOCKS...

<Lord Victor Nefarius yells: I wonder, heroes, what will you do when I manage to destroy this shard? Will the world be beyond salvation?>
"Perhaps, but not beyond GREATER SALVATION!"
"Thirty yard range, motherfucker"



WOW Centered:
Dreamcrusher wrote:What do rogues and noobs have in common?
They both pick locks.

Exodius wrote:I like to tank... and I like to fish....
Does that make me... a fishtank?

Io.Draco wrote:There is no real life, there is just afk.

"To understand a healer
Walk a mile in his shoes,
After which, you'll be a mile away,
And out of range of his heals.
Then you'll die,
And blame the healer anyway."

Lore wrote:Crawling in my skin, these wounds they reduce healing effectiveness by 100%

Neuron wrote:I noticed something while eating a tender juicy burger the other day. That sometimes, just sometimes if you chew slowly and thoughtfully enough, you can almost taste the tauren's soul.

Jesus had a Soulstone.

Frost is like Marital Sex: Safe but repetitive and boring
Fire is like Extra-Marital Sex: Fun and exciting, but dangerous
Arcane is like Gay Sex: Frowned upon by many, but enjoyed by more than you think



General:
I wouldn't mind being gay except the part with being with a guy
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Postby Dreamcrusher » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:49 pm

Not exactly a sig, but it's a funny one-liner...


What do rogues and noobs have in common?

They both pick locks.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:01 pm

One of my own that brought a rush of "omg qq" on the official forums:
Paladins: Your job is to support your teammates or annoy the warlock with your incapability to die.


ALso
Worldie wrote:Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.
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Postby DamnLag » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:59 pm

The voices in my head told me to kill my hamster and poo in the refrigerator.
Batteries not included.
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Postby Scotthew » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:21 pm

"When life throws you lemons, group them up and AOE."
    -Lore
Uther's Lemonade, "Consecrated Goodness"
    -DeadMilliken


"...He will kill you because you will be out of mana and paladin uses power of the immortal god so he can stay alive/awake for hours."
    -Halbrium
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Postby Vanifae » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Fuck Heroic Mana Tombs.
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Postby Leidus » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:42 pm

"When life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say 'I wanted a beer, bitch!'"
Leidus - 80 Human Paladin // Sudiel - 80 Human Death Knight

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Postby Invisusira » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Spiritual Focus is very important to let out a oh noez heal. Sometimes, it can save your life.
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Postby tuberon » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:52 pm

Let's see.... some of the ones I remember using on the wow forums... starting with current...

Uther returns from the dead and declares it to be Hammertime.
Tirion Fordring proceeds to break it down; Arthas is unable to touch this.


Bolvar Fordragon is the reason Holy damage is not on the list of resists. Noone can resist Bolvar Fordragon.


... all I can remember now, have some stuff I could look through...
Warning: Above poster makes no claims to validity or sanity of said post.

Also... cake.
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Postby Worldie » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:47 pm

I quote my own signature here
Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.

+ the one i use on wow-forums
Druids cant block. Druids die at Illidan


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halabar wrote:Noo.. you don't realize the problem. Worldie was to negative guild breaking energy like Bolvar is to the Scourge. If Worldie is removed, than someone must pick up that mantle, otherwise that negative guild breaking energy will run rampant, destroying all the servers.
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Postby Atreidies » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:51 pm

Jesus: "I can offer you eternal Salvation."
Disciples: "Can I get Might or Kings instead?"


Found it somewhere on the WoW forums.
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Postby Exodius » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:38 am

From Psiven in the WoW Forums:

People told me to roll a warrior if I wanted to tank.
I agreed, and rolled a warrior so that I wouldn't have to spec Ret to smash their faces in.


From Gaear in the WoW Forums, not as tank related but still paladin based:

Priest: I rolled a healing class to do DPS, and it worked for me!
Druid: Me too!
Shaman: Hey, so did I.
Paladin: ...


Another paladin one from Jtbusterltwo in the WoW Forums:

Mana, Mana. . .. What is it?
It is the essence of which heals are made of
Woe to the paladin who is without mana
For his fate is grim indeed . . .
A mana potion should do


And I like my own one. :P

I like to tank... and I like to fish....

Does that make me...

A fish tank? O_o
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Postby Uthadanin » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:56 am

Dancing naked (guild run tradition) in an instance, and the mage asks... "How do I take off this bra??? It's ugly"
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Postby Kivas » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:01 am

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and to the many other /b/rothers i've noticed on this site.
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