Alliance Paladin Pride
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.
if you think our gear is over sized, look at a tuaren with a shield! that quite possibly is the only reason im gonna have a horde pally (that and it brings a whole new meaning to meat shield!

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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.
A long time ago in a galaxy far away Blizzard released a patch that made weapons/shields on human females gigantic, except when sheathed then they return to normal size. They have never fixed it.
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Xenix wrote:It always made me curious why humans' gear is so oversized (especially weapons/shields) compared to Draenei. Maybe I'm just used to the way my character looks, but whenever I go into Strat, I always think my weapons growing 25% when I get smaller makes everything look really goofy.
Because humans are the bestest
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Flex wrote:A long time ago in a galaxy far away Blizzard released a patch that made weapons/shields on human females gigantic, except when sheathed then they return to normal size. They have never fixed it.
You know what. The same thing occurs when I use my Carved Ogre Idol, though I'm certain the difference is more significant. When sheathed, my items are of the size appropriate to a male blood elf. When I unsheath them, they're larger than male tauren weapons.
No joke. My one handers are bigger than female blood elves. It is my firm opinion that ogres have the skill "Dual-Wield Female Blood Elves".
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
hmmmmmm
is... is this the thread?

is... is this the thread?

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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
<chuckle> A lot there to be proud of, truth be known.
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ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.
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Where'd you guys take that picture?
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Grehn|Skipjack wrote:ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.
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son of a whore. I can't make vertical stick men work right
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Flex wrote:Grehn|Skipjack wrote:ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.
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son of a whore. I can't make vertical stick men work right
I lol'd. Hard.
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Grehn|Skipjack - Maintankadonor
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Sabindeus wrote:Where'd you guys take that picture?
In our special spot.
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Flex wrote:Grehn|Skipjack wrote:ITT: Nika's alt better geared and more progressed than my main in 1/5th the time.
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son of a whore. I can't make vertical stick men work right
That was pretty classic.
Although, tbf, and this is my ego speaking here, I DID get my Rusted Proto EU side before my US side one, and my Starcaller title was months and months ago.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
i am personally waiting for Invis to carry Nika so hard that she outgears me
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Sabindeus wrote:i am personally waiting for Invis to carry Nika so hard that she outgears me
That is a bizarre sentence my friend.
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Re: Alliance Paladin Pride
Nikachelle wrote:Sabindeus wrote:Where'd you guys take that picture?
In our special spot.It's in Storm Peaks, facing onto Zul'Drak.
I miss picnicing on the floating islands in Nagrand.
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