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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby letmebreathe » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:13 am

Shoju wrote:While Raiding Sunetra is not allowed to:
Ride a bike on FL. I once rode my chopper (mount) all the way through FL trash in a pug. No one questioned why I did no damage, or why I didn't lay tar.



I loled so hard haha this is win
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amran20 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:17 am

Hah, I can remember a few...

Amran is not allowed to sit down and take a critical to regain mana when Gruul is at Growth 9.
Amran is not allowed to annoy and pester the Warrior tanks by BoPing them.
Amran is not allowed to train cleaving mobs to the Warlocks.
Amran is not allowed to cheer his character on to kill the raid over vent if MC'd by a boss.
Amran is not allowed to attempt to kill other characters if they're MC'd. (Lol ZG)
Amran is not allowed to try to tank in his custom Valorforge (4 pieces of each, baby) set, with a Hammer of the Grand Crusader.
Amran is not allowed to respec Holy. Ever. (I'm an awful healer.)
If DPSing, Amran is not allowed to slack off and just DPS as Protection with Ret gear on, with sword and board.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:44 am

Njall is not allowed to tank in his underware even if it does improve his mana supply. He is also not allowed to use Ardent Defender to clear his debuffs. Njll is not allowed to think he's as funny as you guys.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:12 am

Skipjack is not allowed to alt tab to the MTankadin forums during raid bosses just because he has a 60% threat lead.
Skipjack is not allowed to pull half of Hodir's hallway at the same time.
Skipjack is not allowed to do donuts with the Seige Engine during Orbituary attempts.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:13 pm

Njall may no longer refer to conjugal relations as "grinding spouse rep"
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Levantine » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:23 pm

Levie is not allowed to gloat about taking less damage than the maintank on Patchwerk when eating hatefuls, now is he allowed to gloat that he can make himself unhittable for the last 10% of the boss.

Oldie, but I got in so much shit for doing that, lol.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby phaqueue » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:36 pm

Levantine wrote:Levie is not allowed to gloat about taking less damage than the maintank on Patchwerk when eating hatefuls, now is he allowed to gloat that he can make himself unhittable for the last 10% of the boss.

Oldie, but I got in so much shit for doing that, lol.


My PRC-TBC guild did naxx... we had a warrior who was a hateful tank that had to regear for that fight a bit... he wiped the raid regularly because his avoidance was too HIGH... there would be fights where he wouldn't get hit and primed for hatefuls, so the melee would start dying...

was an... interesting way to wipe
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Levantine » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:53 pm

I spose I'm glad that they changed how hetefuls work a little for Wrath then. Gloating about taking less damage to Ilara was one thing, but killing Sparks was a different thing entirely.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:22 pm

Njall wrote:Njall may no longer refer to conjugal relations as "grinding spouse rep"


DAM!

gotta come up with new terminology now :twisted:
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Elsie » Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:43 am

Skipjack is not allowed to alt tab to the MTankadin forums during raid bosses just because he has a 60% threat lead.

I admit, I was AFK every loatheb kill.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby anthony » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:30 am

Anthony cannot leave the room and order a pizza when tanking gormok with nika (although I did it once and came back in time for the jormungars...)
Anthony cannot speak on vent as it causes too much surprise as I actually talk once in a blue moon.
Anthony cannot bid dkp on useless stuff like the 'tanking' ring from xt 10 hardmode.
Anthony cannot go ret and smash shit with my cleaver....most of the time.
Anthony cannot go and answer the door without telling the raid unless it's really quick and were only doing mimiron firefighter
Anthony cannot tempt lerouse into a dreanie rebellion.
Anthony can buy another book to balance his laptop on instead of using a dvd boxset and book.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Nikachelle » Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:11 am

anthony wrote:Anthony cannot leave the room and order a pizza when tanking gormok with nika (although I did it once and came back in time for the jormungars...)

o.o
Anthony cannot speak on vent as it causes too much surprise as I actually talk once in a blue moon.

LOUDER!

Anthony cannot bid dkp on useless stuff like the 'tanking' ring from xt 10 hardmode.

What a garbage ring that is. LOL
Anthony cannot go and answer the door without telling the raid unless it's really quick and were only doing mimiron firefighter

Was that your "Whoops I didn't pay for my game time" excuse?!?!
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby anthony » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:06 am

Nikachelle wrote:
anthony wrote:Anthony cannot leave the room and order a pizza when tanking gormok with nika (although I did it once and came back in time for the jormungars...)

o.o
Anthony cannot speak on vent as it causes too much surprise as I actually talk once in a blue moon.

LOUDER!

Anthony cannot bid dkp on useless stuff like the 'tanking' ring from xt 10 hardmode.

What a garbage ring that is. LOL
Anthony cannot go and answer the door without telling the raid unless it's really quick and were only doing mimiron firefighter

Was that your "Whoops I didn't pay for my game time" excuse?!?!

Nope, I actually did run out of game time. I think the attempt before we actually downed him I ran to the door...maybe it was the one where I hit 16 mines at once...
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:08 am

Sinapse is not allowed to outthreat the raid's dpsers without Righteous Fury.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Nikachelle » Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:08 am

anthony wrote:Nope, I actually did run out of game time. I think the attempt before we actually downed him I ran to the door...maybe it was the one where I hit 16 mines at once...

Ah yes. THAT one. >.>
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