A Twilight Question About Edward and Bella

[Lightbeard]

So I was reading a cracked.com article about creep relationships in movies and twilight was number one but it brought up a good point that I wanted some opinions on

http://www.cracked.com/article/201_the- ... omances_p2
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The Romance:

When Bella Swan first sees Edward Cullen, she knows she's doomed to love him forever. Emphasis on "doomed." And how could she not with those pouty lips, that perfect bone structure and the hair that makes it look like he hasn't showered in weeks?

Fortunately for the spastic Bella, the feeling is mutual, as Edward becomes her number-one stalker and repeatedly sneaks into her bedroom to watch her sleep, which is in no way creepy at all. Of course when we tried this, all we got to show for it was a restraining order, which is just further proof that you should take movies with a grain of salt.

Wait, Something's Not Right Here...

Bella is a 17-year-old girl. Edward is a 108-year-old man.

What in the hell could they possibly have in common, besides the fact that they both go to high school? And, now that we mention it, why is this man STILL GOING TO FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL?!?! What could he possibly be getting out of the experience?

You have to wonder: How many high schools has Edward attended? How many high school girls have mooned over him? And here's the real question that we've been dancing around: How many Bellas have there been? After all, a man doesn't go to high school for 90 years without dating.

[mew]

So a friend showed me this tonight, it is apparently an actual product:

Creepy as fuck.
Here's where you can buy it, Twilight fans http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?li ... d=28682772


I think I saw it put best when someone said something along the lines of "Every girl can relate to Bella in some way because she has no personality."
The movie is obviously targeted at teenage girls, I can see how the fantasy of having a really cute guy really like you for absolutely no reason (and without you having to do anything in return) could be appealing. But it is very one-dimensional.
I haven't read the books, but I can only hope that they go in to more detail about the relationship and personalities of the characters?

Also, teenage love is forever!

[Ehtirno]

Now THAT I might watch :p

[Arjuna]

I always wondered what all the buzz was about, then i read this:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

...so now I know...

[Ehtirno]

I wish I could read that and think they were joking. But no.

[Lightbeard]

So a friend showed me this tonight, it is apparently an actual product:

Creepy as fuck.
Here's where you can buy it, Twilight fans http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?li ... d=28682772


I think I saw it put best when someone said something along the lines of "Every girl can relate to Bella in some way because she has no personality."
The movie is obviously targeted at teenage girls, I can see how the fantasy of having a really cute guy really like you for absolutely no reason (and without you having to do anything in return) could be appealing. But it is very one-dimensional.
I haven't read the books, but I can only hope that they go in to more detail about the relationship and personalities of the characters?

Also, teenage love is forever!

I wouldve thought that was a photoshop if u didnt say that

I know a girl at my school who'd buy that

[Lightbeard]

I always wondered what all the buzz was about, then i read this:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

...so now I know...

Breaking Dawn: The One With The Vampire Fucking

I spit out my orange juice

[Skwigelf]

My favourite part was the "Normal Vampire Turf War" vs "Twilight Vampire Turf War" pictures.

[Candiru]

Vampires have no pulse right? So no blood pressure? So they have a little...problem?

How exactly are male vampires supposed to become romantically involved with anything?

[Minnerva]

Vampires have no pulse right? So no blood pressure? So they have a little...problem?

How exactly are male vampires supposed to become romantically involved with anything?

/slap
no, no bad Candiru, bringing logical thinking into the conversation.

[Candiru]

Well I guess the human / vampire slash fics are still believable.

Everything else is out though!

[Minnerva]

Well I guess the human / vampire slash fics are still believable.

Everything else is out though!

i was joking

[Snake-Aes]

Vampires have no pulse right? So no blood pressure? So they have a little...problem?

How exactly are male vampires supposed to become romantically involved with anything?

They might as well coagulate all in place, bringing new meanings to priaprism.

[Minnerva]

Vampires have no pulse right? So no blood pressure? So they have a little...problem?

How exactly are male vampires supposed to become romantically involved with anything?

They might as well coagulate all in place, bringing new meanings to priaprism.

why the hell did i have to go and wiki that word?

[Snake-Aes]

It's funnier that way.