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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby theckhd » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:34 am

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Aubade wrote:By Supremus he put me on ignore, I continued to change the macro for every member of the raid. I also had my other abilities macroed "I'MA CASTIN' MY PYROBLAST" "I'MA CASTIN' MY SCORCH" you get the point =] by the end of the night I was a proud member of 25 different people's ignore list

26-man raids are hard.

I took this to mean he started adding random guild members who were not in the raid to his macro. Which would be hilarious.

Or he made a typo.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:43 am

Njall is not allowed to "Faceroll" by letting his 6 month old boy mash his face against the keyboard while making adorable "grooo" noises.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:06 pm

Amirya is not allowed to talk to the raid on Vent, because it is usually a yell.
Amirya is not allowed to HoP the other tank on a 2 tank boss fight when he jokes, "I have aggro!"
Amirya is not allowed to ride her paladin charger anymore, that poor pony.
Amirya is still not allowed to try to kill her healers.
Amirya is not allowed to turn on Failbot anymore unless deliberately pointing out fails.
Amirya is no longer allowed to "complain" about not being able to take anyone but paladin or shaman to raids, as other people are levelling tanks to ease the tankload.
Amirya is not allowed to get tail swiped on Onyxia, then cuss on Ventrilo.
Nor is Amirya allowed to need roll on a downgrade just to taunt a raid member.

Clearly, I need to find new ways to entertain myself during raids.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Arcand » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:12 pm

Njall wrote:7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains.


I read this at work, and when I got home I immediately made a macro for "/em remembers %t...in the mountains."
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Threatco » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:43 pm

Threatco is not allowed to talk about rap music when raid leading.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Njall » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:45 pm

Arcand wrote:
Njall wrote:7) I am not allowed to remember anyone from the mountains.


I read this at work, and when I got home I immediately made a macro for "/em remembers %t...in the mountains."


I think I hate you. Or love you. Or something. I may just have to snaffle that emote. I think I can get away with that... at least.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Trilde » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:52 pm

Trilde is not allowed to let Tankadin spam Ardent Defender proc as incentive for the healers to work harder during progressive raiding. (before changes to talent tree)

Trilde is not allowed to tell the raid what he is doing in french.

Trilde must not wait more then an hour to tell the raid leader he is still muted in vent when tanking.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:01 pm

Oh, a new one.

Amirya is not allowed to tell her guildmaster she's a bad healer, because she always kills Amirya.
Amirya is apparently not allowed to be an awesome tank, because then her guildmaster tells her that she's afraid to tank if Amirya is in the group.
Amirya is not allowed to stand in fire. Even if she's at full health and hurting on mana.
Amirya is not yet not allowed to yell "Cowabunga!" mid raid (but I will do so, just you watch, and I'll report on the results)
Amirya is not allowed to abuse /rw for her own amusement
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby badgermonkey » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:21 pm

Arnock wrote:Arnock is not allowed to macro "MY REZZ MACRO IS ANNOYING, BLAME %t FROM MAKING ME USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111" to redemption

Yoink, making the macro do a /s, /y, /rw and /ra all at the same time. I'm gonna get so slapped!
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:27 pm

badgermonkey wrote:
Arnock wrote:Arnock is not allowed to macro "MY REZZ MACRO IS ANNOYING, BLAME %t FROM MAKING ME USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111" to redemption

Yoink, making the macro do a /s, /y, /rw and /ra all at the same time. I'm gonna get so slapped!

Make it /1, /3 and /4 too.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:05 pm

Passionario wrote:2. Avenger's Shield is not a proper substitute for /readycheck.

12. The raid leader is allowed to ignore my requests to stop all DPS so that I can properly tell the boss its Miranda rights.

15. I am not allowed to challenge Illidan to a staring contest.

16. I am not allowed to moan suggestively at raid bosses.
17. Or raid members, for that matter.

18. Whether we're doing Onyxia or Malygos, I am expressly not allowed to use "/e takes a deep breath..." during the encounter.


ah but thes all sound like FUN! :twisted:

and are you sure on the AS readycheck?
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:08 pm

Aubade wrote:There was a Bt run way back in the day on my mage where I macroed fireball to whisper my raid leader "I'MA CASTIN MY FIREBALL" And I was one hell of a button masher.


oh my wife is so getting this! (her main is a mage!)

wait on second thought, i normally tank runs with her and am the leader..... NO!!!!!

blkthunder wrote:While tanking...
Blk is not allowed to DI the ML as the boss dies.
Blk is not allowed to call for innervates :*(

While huntering...
Blk is not allowed to leave growl on my pet to point out fail tanks
Blk is not allowed to macro /y Bring the Rain!!! to steady shot
Blk is not allowed to MD to AFK people


:twisted: im gonna set up new macros now!

thanx for the ideas blk!
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:11 pm

Shoju wrote:While Raiding Sunetra is not allowed to:

Jump into the whelp pits while people are eating before we pull Ony. That is our Shamans job.
Leave Talker mod on. (A mod that I found that is fun on RP servers I guess. Your character talks all the freaking time. It makes random statements each key press)
Turn on Righteous Fury while holding a 2h'd weapon. (I did this on a Naxx trash pull one time just for giggles.)
DI the tank when he halls for HoP on Gormok
Stand in Pokeballs on Ulduar trash to give the healers something to do
DPS the spork (spark) on the tethered adds in Ulduar
Pull Mimiron Trash with Gnomish Death Ray while tanking
Let someone else Pull Auriaya when I'm DPSing. Apparantly my bubble pull brings the boys to the yard.
Ride a bike on FL. I once rode my chopper (mount) all the way through FL trash in a pug. No one questioned why I did no damage, or why I didn't lay tar.


i should really stop reading this topic, my guildies are going to hate me!

SO MANY WONDERFUL IDEAS! :twisted:
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby phaqueue » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:35 pm

1) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to heal people on his priest during priest class call on nef because "power infusion isn't free" (did all the time during vanilla)
2) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to macro "/e prepares a Fish Feast!" and use it to watch people search for the feast
3) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to DI the other tank during tank toss on Thaddius
4) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to hit Path of Frost on his DK just as the floor breaks (actually - my brother did... 23/25 dead - epic win)
5) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to Hand of Salv the other tank during 25 man VoA pugs... then make fun of him for poor threat
6) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to HoP ret pallys and watch them try to figure out why they can't do damage... because of an ability their character has had for more than 60 levels...
7) Phaqueuetoo is not allowed to play rousing games of "cleave the clothie" once Onyxia reaches 5% health


got so many good ideas from this thread too... I have some new macros to make...
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Re: Things Njall Is Not Allowed to Do While Tanking

Postby bldavis » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:20 am

oh i have to make that fishfeast macro!
(ESP on my hunter who can actually make them! Feast Roulette! :twisted: )
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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