Wafflesforface: The Interactive ADVENTURE!

[knaughty]

Put mattress on box spring
Sleep
Remove mattress
Get pillow
Get kitten poster
Get hook from window
Move box spring & examine

[Lightbeard]

You examine your 2008 Hot Paladins calendar. November appears to be a dwarf holding a goat.

=D

[Lightbeard]

you flip to october on Calendar and see Surprise Ass

[Invisusira]

Put mattress on box spring
Sleep
Remove mattress
Get pillow
Get kitten poster
Get hook from window
Move box spring & examine

You replace the mattress.
You sleep on the bed. You have no more energy to recover.
You remove the mattress.

You could not get Pillow. Your bag is full.
You could not get Kitten Poster. Your bag is full.
You could not get the hook, it appears to be cemented in.

You move the box spring and find a mouse hole.

[Sharlos]

Use deliciousness on hungry spider

[Invisusira]

Use deliciousness on hungry spider

You are already Delicious.

[Sharlos]

put hand in mousehole

[Invisusira]

put hand in mousehole

You reach into the mouse hole. You feel a mouse-shaped object. It is furry to the touch.

[Sharlos]

Use our attack ability

[Invisusira]

Use our attack ability

Upon forming a fist, your hand promptly becomes stuck in the mouse hole.

[Arnock]

cancel attack
get mouse
tame mouse
use tamed mouse to attack guard

[Lightbeard]

is he ever leaving the jail cell jesus

[Sharlos]

Stand on the X discovered under the matress?

if there is no keyhole, how the hell did he get in prison in the first place??

[Invisusira]

cancel attack
get mouse
tame mouse
use tamed mouse to attack guard

You attempt to get mouse.
Your fist closes and promptly becomes stuck again.

[Lightbeard]

You gain muslces, pull open the bars, and knock out the damn guard