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very random: chicks, bros cramping my style.

Postby thejuice » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:44 am

So. Im out at a party this one night, right, and this one chick I know for awhile, I get a crazy idea in my mind to try to land her. I know were both gonna ultimately end up in the same dorm complex on this night, so, id been "putting up my DoTs" all night, and at the very end of the night I decide to go for it.
(lets assume for this that im a warrior/lock hybrid IRL)

we both go back to the dorms and are chillin in the lobby for awhile.

I've got all my DoTs up, im about to start spamming "executes", and all of a sudden i see my buddy, who ive been tight with since preschool, walk around the corner with his GF. and it was like:

SILENCE
ALL BUFFS DISPELLED

I totally shut down, and the "game-spitting" comes to a screeching halt. the chick leaves shortly. ive encountered this before, when im around my bros i cant spit game worth a shit, my style gets cramped SEVERLY. im very confident that if my bro had not shown up, i would have downed this boss. but instead, it was a complete FAILCAKE.

and thus, i walk away defeated, having seen this opportunity slip away like SAND THROUGH MY FINGERS.

so i guess its just me and jessica drake tonight...
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Postby PsiVen » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:41 am

If the words that come out of your mouth sound anything like the ones you just typed, I think I may have found the problem.
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Postby Sark » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:01 am

you should have spent more time farming consumables

epic gems ftw!
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Postby Elennira » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:04 am

wat
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Postby Erendis » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:00 am

yeah, pretty sure it's not his "bros" that are keeping him from the ladies...
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Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:33 am

At first I was like
Elennira wrote:wat


But then I was like
PsiVen wrote:If the words that come out of your mouth sound anything like the ones you just typed, I think I may have found the problem.
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Postby Invisusira » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:38 am

Grehn|Skipjack wrote:At first I was like
Elennira wrote:wat


But then I was like
PsiVen wrote:If the words that come out of your mouth sound anything like the ones you just typed, I think I may have found the problem.

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Postby Vanifae » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:44 am

You spit too much game at her.
This is why I'm a humorless feminist. Because rape jokes killed my sense of humor.
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Postby Zx » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:44 am

Well, the underlying problem here is glaringly obvious.
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Postby guillex » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:49 am

Why would your bud walking around the corner with his girlfriend kill your game? If anything, it should bolster your resolve... HE'S THERE WITH HIS WOMAN, THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO HINDER YOUR PROGRESS.

C'mon kid ... That was pretty lame. Get over it.
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Postby Vanifae » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:50 am

Guillex wrote:Why would your bud walking around the corner with his girlfriend kill your game? If anything, it should bolster your resolve... HE'S THERE WITH HIS WOMAN, THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO HINDER YOUR PROGRESS.

C'mon kid ... That was pretty lame. Get over it.

Maybe he is secretly attracted to his friend and wants him for himself.
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Postby guillex » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:51 am

Vanifae wrote:
Guillex wrote:Why would your bud walking around the corner with his girlfriend kill your game? If anything, it should bolster your resolve... HE'S THERE WITH HIS WOMAN, THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO HINDER YOUR PROGRESS.

C'mon kid ... That was pretty lame. Get over it.

Maybe he is secretly attracted to his friend and wants him for himself.


Or all of his friends?

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Postby Vanifae » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:53 am

This thread just became good... that would explain his hyper machismo and awkwardness around other guys.
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Postby Rehlachs- » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:15 am

what the .. maybe nobody will notice me if I'm slowly moving backwards .. out of this thread. they are like the dinosaurs in those movies. oh shit, they saw me! get out of, don't look back, just run! WAAAArrrgh
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Postby Elsie » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:27 am

Just seduce her with your pet and howl of terror. This way all the guys will run in fear but the seduce will keep her rooted. Then kite her into a corner after throwing a few curse of exhaustion on the guys.

Once you kite her to the corner just chain cast fear while you sunder her armor. Finish off with a charge then a sacrifice to cover up the evidence. Proceed to hearth out. If you take any damage just drain her life a little or eat some mint cookies.
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