Things I've learned from Maintankadin...

by **Khisvir** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:59 am

Summing up the various things the site and the members have helped me with:

490 and 102.4% are very important...almost as important as 420 and 120 proof

CC is extremely important, part one: Gather up the Crowd, and Consecrate/Control it.

CC is extremely important, part two: Canadian Club can go well with the 420 and the 120 proof.

Always wear a shield...kinda like sex...

You have to get it up and keep it up. "It" being Holy Shield...

Sometimes you have to do it without pants....I'm sensing a bit of a pattern is emerging

Sometimes your butt has to be toward the other person... :!:

A long, pink thing with a rotating end is good to use...oddly enough, I discovered my girffriend is a tank the other day when I was going through her bedside drawer...

Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...

by **Stupendous** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:16 am

Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...

... but it's probably what happens to most wow geeks when they get any...

by **Daine** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:18 am

Stupendous wrote:
Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...

... but it's probably what happens to most wow geeks when they get any...

I sure wasn't called 'Two-Stroke' for the type of motorcycle I ride. Hohoho.

by **Lightbeard** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:20 am

Sometimes theres fire...you move away from it

Sometimes you have to move into fire this is where things get confusing

by **Khisvir** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:20 am

Lightbeard wrote:Sometimes theres fire...you move away from it

Sometimes you have to move into fire this is where things get confusing

You have a burning sensation, Lightbeard?

by **Arsyn** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:25 am

Welcome to Pyrophilia's Anonymous. Take the hotseat please.

by **Egin** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:41 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

by **Sharkdog** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:52 am

Bake it in the fire?

by **Draxi** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:55 am

I learned to remind kids who I see going to church that good hugs come from the front.

by **Pizbit** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:56 am

Hehehe amazingly accurate summation!

by **Snake-Aes** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:08 am

Khisvir wrote:Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...

You're forgetting that the harder we get beaten, the better we sustain our load.

by **Spectrum** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:21 am

It happens mostly in 5-man encounters, but sometimes you have to explain to the group that you perform better the harder you're beaten.

by **Snake-Aes** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:34 am

Spectrum wrote:It happens mostly in 5-man encounters, but sometimes you have to explain to the group that you perform better the harder you're beaten.

If I can comfortably sit down, I've not been beaten enough.

by **Tradyk** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:55 am

Throwing a holy frisbee at a 6-armed chick is a good way to get her attention, the trick is holding it, which is why I have such a huge hammer with a large nob at one end.

It's also useful for pulling mobs.

by **unlimit** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:58 am

A long, pink thing with a rotating end is good to use...oddly enough, I discovered my girffriend is a tank the other day when I was going through her bedside drawer...

lawl

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