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Things I've learned from Maintankadin...

Postby Khisvir » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:59 am

Summing up the various things the site and the members have helped me with:

490 and 102.4% are very important...almost as important as 420 and 120 proof

CC is extremely important, part one: Gather up the Crowd, and Consecrate/Control it.

CC is extremely important, part two: Canadian Club can go well with the 420 and the 120 proof.

Always wear a shield...kinda like sex...

You have to get it up and keep it up. "It" being Holy Shield...

Sometimes you have to do it without pants....I'm sensing a bit of a pattern is emerging

Sometimes your butt has to be toward the other person... :!:

A long, pink thing with a rotating end is good to use...oddly enough, I discovered my girffriend is a tank the other day when I was going through her bedside drawer...

Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...
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Postby Stupendous » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:16 am

Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...


... but it's probably what happens to most wow geeks when they get any...
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Postby Daine » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:18 am

Stupendous wrote:
Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...


... but it's probably what happens to most wow geeks when they get any...


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Postby Lightbeard » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:20 am

Sometimes theres fire...you move away from it

Sometimes you have to move into fire this is where things get confusing
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Postby Khisvir » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:20 am

Lightbeard wrote:Sometimes theres fire...you move away from it

Sometimes you have to move into fire this is where things get confusing


You have a burning sensation, Lightbeard?
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Postby Arsyn » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:25 am

Welcome to Pyrophilia's Anonymous. Take the hotseat please.
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Postby Egin » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:41 am

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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TheBaldGuy wrote:CC is when a tankadin runs into a crowd of mobs, lays down consecrate and proceeds to control said crowd of mobs. ;)
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Postby Sharkdog » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:52 am

Bake it in the fire?
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Postby Draxi » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:55 am

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Postby Pizbit » Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:56 am

Hehehe amazingly accurate summation!
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Re: Things I've learned from Maintankadin...

Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:08 am

Khisvir wrote:Paladins want to blow their load right at the beginning of the encounter. Okay, that one's not so much like sex...
You're forgetting that the harder we get beaten, the better we sustain our load.
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Postby Spectrum » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:21 am

It happens mostly in 5-man encounters, but sometimes you have to explain to the group that you perform better the harder you're beaten.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:34 am

Spectrum wrote:It happens mostly in 5-man encounters, but sometimes you have to explain to the group that you perform better the harder you're beaten.
If I can comfortably sit down, I've not been beaten enough.
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Postby Tradyk » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:55 am

Throwing a holy frisbee at a 6-armed chick is a good way to get her attention, the trick is holding it, which is why I have such a huge hammer with a large nob at one end.

It's also useful for pulling mobs.
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Postby unlimit » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:58 am

A long, pink thing with a rotating end is good to use...oddly enough, I discovered my girffriend is a tank the other day when I was going through her bedside drawer...
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