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by **Barathorn** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:08 am

I am sorry, but I am always up for a laugh, but now this is going too far. Numerous threads, all full of IM chat and with little direction. I will now consult with my peers to see what action can be taken.

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE>!!!!

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:09 am

Wtf, this is like the only thread that I know of. The others all got locked for being in the wrong place or having no merit to begin with.

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:10 am

hm, line?
You mean that huge wall with alarms saying "DO NOT CROSS!"?
The one with an electrified fence and rabid guard dogs?

I just used the door.

by **Lightstrider** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:10 am

I do have to say this was the most entertaining thing I've done all day.

I'm stuck in the desert without a job and half an interwebz left to browse.

Oh to be on topic I'm terrible horrible even in relationships.

My first Girlfriend just kinda stoped talking to me and droped off the face of the planet suddenly. And my second and only other girlfriend kinda passed away recently. To be quite honest it's been hard to even date after breaking up with her let alone after she died. She was that one I just could never get over. Oh well.

I suggest a mix of photoshop a random porn image picture of ex and the interwebz would make for an interesting time. You could photoshop his face in a gay porn pic. :twisted:

(yeah I have that much free time and nothing else to do)

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:11 am

It'd be more damaging to photoshop him into a straight porn image, but I like the way you think, Lightstrider.

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:13 am

For readers of Least I could do, Goats are also good material for said pics spreading.

by **Thanehand** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:13 am

Barathorn wrote:I am sorry, but I am always up for a laugh, but now this is going too far. Numerous threads, all full of IM chat and with little direction. I will now consult with my peers to see what action can be taken.

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE>!!!!

If this is so, maybe we're just crying out for an IM board.... somewhere where anyone could post random crap, totally off-topic and not get banned/post locked for it. Somewhere like Arkham Asylum...

Oh wait...

by **Lightstrider** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:13 am

Levantine wrote:Ooooooo shaitsu.

FUCK IT'S COLD! WHY IS IT SO COLD? IT'S ONLY AUTUMN!

At first I read that and said Autumn? Necropost? It's may it's hot Hell it's 130 outside (iraq is teh suck). Took me awhile to realize the whole southern hemis. freaky weather thing I R teh Smart.

by **Barathorn** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:14 am

Do not encourage them. As soon as you do that they start posting at the speed of light, 1 page threads become 18 page threads.

In the words of the Doctor,

'DO NOT BLINK'

Bara

NB : I am sorry to hear about that Light, I really am.

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:15 am

Lightstrider wrote:
Levantine wrote:Ooooooo shaitsu.

FUCK IT'S COLD! WHY IS IT SO COLD? IT'S ONLY AUTUMN!

At first I read that and said Autumn? Necropost? It's may it's hot Hell it's 130 outside (iraq is teh suck). Took me awhile to realize the whole southern hemis. freaky weather thing I R teh Smart.

lawl

I still remember at like third grade(I was 7? I think 7) when a teacher said "Earth is divided in two hemispheres", and one of the chicks asked "Is that edible or to use on the hair?"

by **Barathorn** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:17 am

Thanehand wrote:
Barathorn wrote:I am sorry, but I am always up for a laugh, but now this is going too far. Numerous threads, all full of IM chat and with little direction. I will now consult with my peers to see what action can be taken.

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE>!!!!

If this is so, maybe we're just crying out for an IM board.... somewhere where anyone could post random crap, totally off-topic and not get banned/post locked for it. Somewhere like Arkham Asylum...

Oh wait...

Yeah I know. I R the grumpy today. I R also being the voice of reason.

Barathorn.

by **Lightstrider** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:18 am

Barathorn wrote:Do not encourage them. As soon as you do that they start posting at the speed of light, 1 page threads become 18 page threads.

In the words of the Doctor,

'DO NOT BLINK'

Bara

NB : I am sorry to hear about that Light, I really am.

To be optimistic it's well forcing me to move on so to say. I really do need to find someone and settle down. My mother is starting to really annoy me. She wants grandkids and all the hinting is well a tad bit annoying. The only downside is I really don't want any ties to Oklahoma I really don't like that place and don't want to ever go back.

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:18 am

Barathorn wrote:Do not encourage them. As soon as you do that they start posting at the speed of light, 1 page threads become 18 page threads.

In the words of the Doctor,

'DO NOT BLINK'

Bara

NB : I am sorry to hear about that Light, I really am.

That's only when we have Cat around, and even I was suprised at how fast that moved. I alt tab to wow for a few minutes and BAM another 5 pages out of nowhere.

and

/hug Lightstrider.

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:18 am

Barathorn wrote: I R also being the voice of reason.

Barathorn.

Don't worry, we still love you.

by **Thanehand** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:19 am

This thread has kept me smiling and not in the least bit homocidal all day.. it has teh purposes.. or maybe porpoises, I'm not sure.

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:19 am

Snake-Aes wrote:
Barathorn wrote: I R also being the voice of reason.

Barathorn.

Don't worry, we still love you.

Kind of

<3

by **Barathorn** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:21 am

Thanehand wrote:.. or maybe porpoises, I'm not sure.

Pehaps Camel?

by **Barathorn** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:21 am

Levantine wrote:
Snake-Aes wrote:
Barathorn wrote: I R also being the voice of reason.

Barathorn.

Don't worry, we still love you.

Kind of

<3

Pffffffffffffffffffffffftttt

by **Lightstrider** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:22 am

Levantine wrote:
Barathorn wrote:Do not encourage them. As soon as you do that they start posting at the speed of light, 1 page threads become 18 page threads.

In the words of the Doctor,

'DO NOT BLINK'

Bara

NB : I am sorry to hear about that Light, I really am.

That's only when we have Cat around, and even I was suprised at how fast that moved. I alt tab to wow for a few minutes and BAM another 5 pages out of nowhere.

and

/hug Lightstrider.

Yeah I got nothing better to do. I don't have a job and there isn't anything to do on base. Most the wow sites are blocked so it's alot of trolling and randomly wandering around base if it's not too hot.

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:25 am

Update on the fucking cold that is the Australian tropics!

I was going to look for coffee or cocoa or ANYTHING I can turn into a hot drink, since I can't feel my fingers anymore, and I find our stash of instacrap coffee, and there's like barely any left. I'm all like, UGH, because if I finish the coffee I get in a whole lot of shit that ends up with me getting yelled at for doing a Drama degree when I was in Engineering (yeah, my parents are weird, want to buy a job that pays well enough for me to move out)

BUT THEN I found more instacrap, so I'm now holding a gigantor mug of steaming 'coffee'.

P.S. Why do I not own an espresso machine?

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:29 am

because you just reminded me of Elan in OOTS, and his cardboard written 'espresto', which he tried to sell as an espresso machine for Vaarsuuvius

by **Lightstrider** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:30 am

yum cofee. Yeah it's hot as hell outside. (ot killed a fly buggers are everywhere) ADD aside, hey shiney, I do prefer a cup of hot apple cider myself.

by **Thanehand** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:31 am

Oo look! A squirrel

by **Levantine** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:34 am

Attention spans are for losers

by **Snake-Aes** » Mon May 19, 2008 7:40 am

Don't lynch me but..

passion fruit > Cider

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