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Postby Ferris » Tue May 06, 2008 7:53 pm

Now I'm not from Sydney, but apparently this is 100% real, and is a transcript of what went to air recently. Pretty funny. Maybe it isn't real, but I CBF snopes'ing it.

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions..

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.

You listen to this.'

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'

DJ: 'What time?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Well...'

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.
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Postby Worldie » Tue May 06, 2008 8:08 pm

Being it true or not, it definitively gave me a good laugh anyway :D
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Postby Novariety » Tue May 06, 2008 8:15 pm

Probably belongs in the asylum but I had a laugh :D.
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Postby Alzoid » Tue May 06, 2008 8:53 pm

well, i just got busted for not studying calc from laughing so hard at that, but TOTALLY worth it, hahahah
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Postby Lore » Tue May 06, 2008 9:00 pm

BANISHED

But I still giggled :P
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Postby Elennira » Tue May 06, 2008 9:02 pm

Lore wrote:BANISHED

But I still giggled :P



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Postby Sarima » Tue May 06, 2008 11:26 pm

Heh. I'm sure it's fake. That was a joke in a 2001 comedy sketch show in Belgium. For the dutchies among us: YouTube link to the clip.
There's some minor details changes, but the "format" and joke are identical.

I'm not saying they copy-catted it from this, since that would be impossible to prove, but it does somewhat indicate that it's a "known joke".
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Re: Hilarious Radio Transcript (apparently real)

Postby knaughty » Tue May 06, 2008 11:41 pm

Ferris wrote:Now I'm not from Sydney, but apparently this is 100% real, and is a transcript of what went to air recently. Pretty funny. Maybe it isn't real, but I CBF snopes'ing it.


Fake.

For starters, no such radio station.

For second... really ancient urban myth.
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Re: Hilarious Radio Transcript (apparently real)

Postby Sharlos » Wed May 07, 2008 8:07 am

Knaughty wrote:
Ferris wrote:Now I'm not from Sydney, but apparently this is 100% real, and is a transcript of what went to air recently. Pretty funny. Maybe it isn't real, but I CBF snopes'ing it.


Fake.

For starters, no such radio station.

For second... really ancient urban myth.


ya i live in sydney and have never heard of that station.
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Postby Wyleai » Wed May 07, 2008 9:56 am

I've been on the net since the late 80s, and I've been seeing one version of this or another throughout that time.
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Postby Lilian » Wed May 07, 2008 12:25 pm

It's from an episode of a 70s game show called "The Newlywed Game." Every now and then VH1 or some network will run a "funniest game show moments!" special and that clip always is in the top 5.
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Postby Wyleai » Wed May 07, 2008 5:04 pm

Oh yes, I've seen that clip.
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