[H/10] 5/13 <SWARM> LF Mind-Bendingly Awesome Warlock
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[H/10] 5/13 <SWARM> LF Mind-Bendingly Awesome Warlock
by Bellanka » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:41 am
GOOD NEWS, EVERYBODY!
SWARM is recruiting!
How, you might ask, is this good news? It means people are leaving! The ship is sinking! The world is coming to an end! CATS AND DOGS GETTING ALONG! JESSICA ALBA IS GETTING FAT! Woe! Woe unto the World! (of Warcraft.)
Still your doomsaying tongue, friend! While in most cases this is another in an extremely long line of signs that WoW is ending, raiding is going the way of the Atari 2600, and that [Insert your preferred next big game here] is going to put the final nail in the coffin, we are here to tell you to stop being a schmuck, smack you upside the head, and remind you that this means there is now room for YOU!
Yes, you! But not him. Or him. She’s all right. That other dude, the one that smells like crotch and fritos? Yeah, no.
So, yeah. We’re currently recruiting; but for good reasons! We have one raider who is graduating college soon and moving on to bigger and better things, and another main switching to a different role, both of which we encourage on our team. The third one died in a tragic home accident when I poured gasoline on him and started throwing matches while yelling, “OH, SO NOW YOU CAN DODGE FIRE?!” but they were a little too slow, there was a FWOOSH!, some very unfortunate sounds that may or may not have been screaming, a long court process and eventually acquittal, so we’re only recruiting for one spot even though my lawyer was pretty certain we’d need to recruit for two.
As you can see, this is a very exciting opportunity for you. But try to contain your excitement for now. Simmer down. Calm your ti—er … chest … things, and have a seat while we tell you a little bit …
ABOUT US
Yeah, that transition was totally Hollywood. You’re welcome.
SWARM is a 10-man Horde raiding guild on the Alterac Mountains server. We’re a part of the Immortal Gaming Network, also known as ImmoGN, which has a presence in most major MMOs, so if you do decide to pick up a new game, take a break from WoW, or abandon us like my dad did when I was 4, you’ll always have a community of friendly gamers to play with wherever you go.
We raid on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays (plus the first six Mondays of a new tier or expansion), from 9PM to Midnight Eastern.
In the last tier we were 6/6 H-MSV, 4/6 H-HoF and 4/4 ToES. We are currently 10/12 in ToT.
We require that you be over 21 to join, mostly because of our annual DrunkFest gathering every August in Las Vegas. This year makes the 10th anniversary of DF, and we’re expecting around 50 people to be in attendance. We do make exceptions for the exceptional, though. 18 is our bare minimum.
RECRUITMENT
We are currently recruiting for:
One Warlock, Dark Harbinger of the Boom™: You're capable of playing all three specs equally well. You understand your glyph and talent choices, and you understand boss fight mechanics in such a way that you know how to apply your glyphs and talents to secure a win. You are a Dark Warrior, the kind of person Death Metal bands from disintegrated European nations write songs about. Children, animals and the infirm loose their bowels in your presence. Hardened manly men cross the road to get out of your path. If this sounds like you, and if the Despicable Me soundtrack plays in the background for your life, you might just be the Warlock we're looking for.
Interested applicants can APPLY HERE and are encouraged to talk to any of our officers via Real ID.
Jazz Voice Trax: Traxion#1982
Yes She’s A Real Girl Fim: Fim#1396
Only-Seems-Like-He-Hates-Everyone Me (With Kung Fu sitting action): Bellanca#1591
SWARM is recruiting!
How, you might ask, is this good news? It means people are leaving! The ship is sinking! The world is coming to an end! CATS AND DOGS GETTING ALONG! JESSICA ALBA IS GETTING FAT! Woe! Woe unto the World! (of Warcraft.)
Still your doomsaying tongue, friend! While in most cases this is another in an extremely long line of signs that WoW is ending, raiding is going the way of the Atari 2600, and that [Insert your preferred next big game here] is going to put the final nail in the coffin, we are here to tell you to stop being a schmuck, smack you upside the head, and remind you that this means there is now room for YOU!
Yes, you! But not him. Or him. She’s all right. That other dude, the one that smells like crotch and fritos? Yeah, no.
So, yeah. We’re currently recruiting; but for good reasons! We have one raider who is graduating college soon and moving on to bigger and better things, and another main switching to a different role, both of which we encourage on our team. The third one died in a tragic home accident when I poured gasoline on him and started throwing matches while yelling, “OH, SO NOW YOU CAN DODGE FIRE?!” but they were a little too slow, there was a FWOOSH!, some very unfortunate sounds that may or may not have been screaming, a long court process and eventually acquittal, so we’re only recruiting for one spot even though my lawyer was pretty certain we’d need to recruit for two.
As you can see, this is a very exciting opportunity for you. But try to contain your excitement for now. Simmer down. Calm your ti—er … chest … things, and have a seat while we tell you a little bit …
ABOUT US
Yeah, that transition was totally Hollywood. You’re welcome.
SWARM is a 10-man Horde raiding guild on the Alterac Mountains server. We’re a part of the Immortal Gaming Network, also known as ImmoGN, which has a presence in most major MMOs, so if you do decide to pick up a new game, take a break from WoW, or abandon us like my dad did when I was 4, you’ll always have a community of friendly gamers to play with wherever you go.
We raid on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays (plus the first six Mondays of a new tier or expansion), from 9PM to Midnight Eastern.
In the last tier we were 6/6 H-MSV, 4/6 H-HoF and 4/4 ToES. We are currently 10/12 in ToT.
We require that you be over 21 to join, mostly because of our annual DrunkFest gathering every August in Las Vegas. This year makes the 10th anniversary of DF, and we’re expecting around 50 people to be in attendance. We do make exceptions for the exceptional, though. 18 is our bare minimum.
RECRUITMENT
We are currently recruiting for:
One Warlock, Dark Harbinger of the Boom™: You're capable of playing all three specs equally well. You understand your glyph and talent choices, and you understand boss fight mechanics in such a way that you know how to apply your glyphs and talents to secure a win. You are a Dark Warrior, the kind of person Death Metal bands from disintegrated European nations write songs about. Children, animals and the infirm loose their bowels in your presence. Hardened manly men cross the road to get out of your path. If this sounds like you, and if the Despicable Me soundtrack plays in the background for your life, you might just be the Warlock we're looking for.
Interested applicants can APPLY HERE and are encouraged to talk to any of our officers via Real ID.
Jazz Voice Trax: Traxion#1982
Yes She’s A Real Girl Fim: Fim#1396
Only-Seems-Like-He-Hates-Everyone Me (With Kung Fu sitting action): Bellanca#1591
Last edited by Bellanka on Sat May 04, 2013 1:55 pm, edited 5 times in total.
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Re: [H/10] 8/12 SWARM LF DPS Warrior or Retadin
by Bellanka » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:44 am
Updated recruitment needs.
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Re: [H/10] 1/13 <SWARM> LF Mind-Bendingly Awesome Warlock
by Bellanka » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:16 am
Harbinger of DEWM!
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