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Weapon/shield sizes on BE sucks!(new and interresting topic)

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Weapon/shield sizes on BE sucks!(new and interresting topic)

Postby fiorina » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:42 pm

I mean, come on. Best shield "in game". Does it look like a shield for you? It's more like bigger ring or cheap watches.

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BUT
Same on Human:
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Notice the weapon size difference too. Just because human female possess a bigger ass, I have to fight with toys!

Weapons are shaped like this for a reason. It's phallic symbol. There's an unconscious need to project my weapon into the affairs of others. It's called fucking with people (Carlin)

Why is my weapon smaller then? Please submit this to Beta forums, it's priority number 1!
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Postby Conaan! » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:43 pm

more proof that human females > belf females
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Postby Snake-Aes » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:45 pm

Conaan! wrote:more proof that human females > belf females
Draenei > Troll > Belf > The Rest
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Re: Weapon/shield sizes on BE sucks!(new and interresting to

Postby Kayoto » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:47 pm

fiorina wrote:
Weapons are shaped like this for a reason. It's phallic symbol. There's an unconscious need to project my weapon into the affairs of others. It's called fucking with people (Carlin)


I lol'd. RIP George Carlin. :(
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Re: Weapon/shield sizes on BE sucks!(new and interresting to

Postby Arcand » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:48 pm

fiorina wrote:Notice the weapon size difference too. Just because human female possess a bigger ass, I have to fight with toys!


Hips confer certain privileges.
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Postby Kilthanas » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:49 pm

Thread title is a bit misleading as shields on BE males are quite a bit bigger. All the prot pallies on my server with the Bulwark of Azzinoth are female I believe and it looks silly on them. When I preview it on my character it looks fine.

If you wanted to look more manly tanking then you should have rolled a male character IMO. Its no surprise really that the female characters don't have armor quite as big and I'm not sure why you are.
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Postby anthony » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:51 pm

Snake-Aes wrote:
Conaan! wrote:more proof that human females > belf females
nightelf>human>Draenei > Troll > Belf > The Rest
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Postby Sabindeus » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:52 pm

Snake-Aes wrote:
Conaan! wrote:more proof that human females > belf females
Draenei > Troll > Belf > The Rest


BElves ftl, Humans ftw

Draenei > Humans > rest imo
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Postby Sabindeus » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:53 pm

Also:

That's what you get for betraying the Alliance you fucking traitors!

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Postby Grehn|Skipjack » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:55 pm

It's the CBH. My proposal for trading Belfs for Dwarves still stands.
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Postby Sonic » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:55 pm

Dainty is all I can say. Also I'd like to mana tap a female BE.

On a related note. Are gnome female weapons larger than BE female? wouldn't that be hilarious. :p
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Postby Snoozler » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:59 pm

I couldn't agree more.. im SOOO sick of these tiny weapons and shields !! had i known it would be this bad, I would have made an alliance toon instead !!

FIX IT !!!1
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Postby Invisusira » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:03 pm

Conaan! wrote:more proof that human females > belf females
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Postby solina » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:04 pm

Kilthanas wrote:If you wanted to look more manly tanking then you should have rolled a male character IMO.


If I had to guess, I'd say you've never seen a male blood elf.
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Postby Obrimos » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:05 pm

solina wrote:
Kilthanas wrote:If you wanted to look more manly tanking then you should have rolled a male character IMO.


If I had to guess, I'd sad you've never seen a male blood elf.


At least our shields are the right size.

OH!

I prefer me some orcflesh.
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