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Postby Dorvan » Thu May 22, 2008 5:45 pm

Warlock was actually a Rogue imo. Even tanks aren't immune to Cheap Shot.
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Postby Wachter » Thu May 22, 2008 6:57 pm

Invisusira wrote:
fafhrd wrote:You can call it a story at least, but not a joke :S

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I'm still trying to figure out what the punchline is. (No pun intended.)


It was a bag on paladins, meaning they couldnt tank

basically the warlock crushing blow'd ( or parrygibbed) the paladin, and thats when the warlock said "I though you could tank"
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Postby Invisusira » Thu May 22, 2008 7:04 pm

That's still not a punchline.
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Re: A terrible anti-paladin joke a guildie told me

Postby Wakeman » Thu May 22, 2008 7:17 pm

Shoju wrote:The Warlock calmly stands up, smooths his robes, and picks up his bottle. He then BASHES the paladin in the face with the bottle, smashing the bottle into a million pieces and throwing the paladin to the groud. He then calmly replies:

"I'm sorry... I thought you could tank."



This is not tanking. This is PvP. Protection paladins have no hope beating warlocks in PvP. :roll:
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Postby Norrath » Thu May 22, 2008 8:54 pm

Invisusira wrote:That's still not a punchline.
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Postby Levantine » Thu May 22, 2008 10:17 pm

Look, just because you guys don't fucking get it doesn't mean that it's not funny to those with a dry sense of humor, okay?
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Re: A terrible anti-paladin joke a guildie told me

Postby Passionario » Thu May 22, 2008 11:36 pm

Shoju wrote:A warlock is sitting in a bar, when a paladin, who is dressed in badass Northrend plate gear (covered with skulls and grinnning monstrous faces and sharp metal spikes) and waving a collectible Frostmourne replica, marches up to him.

"Hey buddy, can you conjure me somethin' to drink?" the paladin asks the warlock.

The warlock, obviously dumbfounded says

"... I think you have me confused with someone else".

The paladin says,

"Oh ok. Well, if you can't conjure me some water, how about some biscuits? I'm starving here!"

The Warlock calmly stares at the paladin and replies:

"I'm sorry, but I think that you have me confused with a mage."

The paladin replies:

"Oh.... I see. I thought you offered more to a group than just yourself."

The Warlock calmly stands up, smooths his robes, and fires off a Death Coil, followed by a barrage of shadow spells that melts the paladin's face. He then calmly replies:

"I'm sorry... I thought you deathknights were supposed to be anti-magic tanks."

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Re: A terrible anti-paladin joke a guildie told me

Postby spelltank » Fri May 23, 2008 12:15 am

Wakeman wrote:
Shoju wrote:The Warlock calmly stands up, smooths his robes, and picks up his bottle. He then BASHES the paladin in the face with the bottle, smashing the bottle into a million pieces and throwing the paladin to the groud. He then calmly replies:

"I'm sorry... I thought you could tank."



This is not tanking. This is PvP. Protection paladins have no hope beating warlocks in PvP. :roll:

this was a melee warlock tho...
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Postby Norrath » Fri May 23, 2008 5:15 am

Levantine wrote:Look, just because you guys don't fucking get it doesn't mean that it's not funny to those with a dry sense of humor, okay?


Take a breather, wouldja?
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Postby ulushnar » Fri May 23, 2008 5:18 am

Levantine wrote:Look, just because you guys don't fucking get it doesn't mean that it's not funny to those with a dry sense of humor, okay?


My sense of humor's as dry as they come. Still didn't get a chuckle out of the joke in either it's setup or punchline.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Fri May 23, 2008 5:23 am

It was worth...hmm. I laughed for roughly 2 seconds :/ Weak
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Postby Asterix » Fri May 23, 2008 6:44 am

Yeah, I'm normally pretty good at dry/cynical humor but this story didn't even get a chuckle out of me.
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Postby Invisusira » Fri May 23, 2008 2:02 pm

Ulushnar wrote:
Levantine wrote:Look, just because you guys don't fucking get it doesn't mean that it's not funny to those with a dry sense of humor, okay?


My sense of humor's as dry as they come. Still didn't get a chuckle out of the joke in either it's setup or punchline.

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Although, take out the part about the punchline since this story didn't have one.
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Postby fuzzygeek » Fri May 23, 2008 2:09 pm

Invisusira wrote:
Ulushnar wrote:
Levantine wrote:Look, just because you guys don't fucking get it doesn't mean that it's not funny to those with a dry sense of humor, okay?


My sense of humor's as dry as they come. Still didn't get a chuckle out of the joke in either it's setup or punchline.

^

Although, take out the part about the punchline since this story didn't have one.


Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana!

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Banana!

Banana who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I never got this one either.
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Postby Invisusira » Fri May 23, 2008 2:15 pm

An elf, a gnome and an orc walk into a bar. The elf offers to order drinks for everyone. The orc misunderstands the elf and says,
"I'm allergic to minks!"
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