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Postby Io.Draco » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:11 am

There is no real life there is just afk

-the one I use on guild forum
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Postby Khepera » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:04 am

I found this somwhere...to whoever made this up, you're awesome

"I'm a little paladin short and stout,
here is my hammer here is my mount,
when I see a horde I scream out
Jump in my bubble and hearthstone out."

*note to self* Fix sig
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Postby athom » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:58 pm

chood wrote:

I ask for 3 consencrations then I immediately DI the healer...


Found that one on allakhazam pally forums...made me laugh like an idiot for hours :lol:
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Postby Daeren » Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:19 pm

"Reason why druids and warriors aren't given as good AOE-threat tools as consecration is because they would pull too many mobs and die with it."

"Reason why Nihilum doesn't want prot paladins because that would mean that Kungen wouldn't tank all anymore"

"My rage bar is blue and always full, becaus paladins are always pissed off"
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Postby Xanatos » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:48 pm

"To understand a healer
walk a mile in his shoes
after which you'll be a mile away
and out of range of his heals
then you'll die
and blame the healer anyway."
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Postby Daeren » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:22 pm

"I wouldn't mind being gay except the part with being with a guy"
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Postby iliya » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:16 am

The difference between tankadins and warrior tanks is that tankadins can see many, many, many more numbers at one time.
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Postby Jarkeld » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:18 am

Worldie wrote:I quote my own signature here
Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.



but what if that single target is archimonde?
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made many people upset and generally been decided as a bad idea.
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Postby Snake-Aes » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:59 am

Jarkeld wrote:
Worldie wrote:I quote my own signature here
Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.



but what if that single target is archimonde?
He kills kittens.And has hair in his face-tentacles.
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Postby Igrado » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:26 am

Nicos wrote:Got an infestation? Wether it's rats or black temple supplicants, Palli-nators will take care of the problem. Just call 1-800-AVENGER

Pallinators are not responsible for any loss of life or limb nor any damage to personal property due to extreme negligence.
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Postby Lore » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:35 am

I'm quite fond of my current one-liner: "Despite all my rage, I am still just a Paladin tank."

and I used this one for a while on the official forums: "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY REDUCE HEALING EFFECTIVENESS BY 100%"
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Postby Sabina » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:55 pm

Igrado wrote:
Nicos wrote:Got an infestation? Wether it's rats or black temple supplicants, Palli-nators will take care of the problem. Just call 1-800-AVENGER

Pallinators are not responsible for any loss of life or limb nor any damage to personal property due to extreme negligence.


Think you want "Whether" not "Wether" in the saying. According to my dictionary "Wether" is a castrated ram.
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Postby Lore » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:58 pm

Sabina wrote:
Igrado wrote:
Nicos wrote:Got an infestation? Wether it's rats or black temple supplicants, Palli-nators will take care of the problem. Just call 1-800-AVENGER

Pallinators are not responsible for any loss of life or limb nor any damage to personal property due to extreme negligence.


Think you want "Whether" not "Wether" in the saying. According to my dictionary "Wether" is a castrated ram.


Pallinators can help you with those too.
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Postby Neuron » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:34 pm

I noticed something while eating a tender juicy burger the other day. That sometimes, just sometimes if you chew slowly and thoughtfully enough, you can almost taste the tauren's soul.
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Postby Neuron » Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:45 pm

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts." The barman says "Why the big pause?"
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