Signature Compilation

by **Igrado** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:47 pm

Post up your favorite! Funny one-liners are best, and motivational shorts are particularly welcome. Try to keep them Tankadin related if you can.

(-) If you want to show off your own current sig, please take a sec to type it into your message, that way, should you change your sig, we will still have it for posterities sake.
(-) If you post it, you are explicitly giving permission for reuse by anyone who chooses too. If you do not want it reused by others, please state so, though that is contrary to part of the purpose of this list.
(-) Themed (Tankadin/Paladin) sigs are best, but frankly, this is fun, so anything goes!

I'll come back about every other week and compile them.

by **Igrado** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:48 pm

Compilation Last Updated: 2007-08-19
contains prime sigs from post 0 through 56

Tank Centered:

Joanadark wrote:Judge a man by the trials of his shield, not the empty reaping of his sword.

"A What? A Tankadin? OMG A PALADIN TANK? Please don't take my job!"

Tankadin Centered:

Lore wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just a Paladin tank.

Worldie wrote:Every time you tank a single target, God kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.

Lore wrote:"When life throws you lemons, group them up and AOE."

PsiVen wrote:People told me to roll a Warrior if I wanted to tank.
I agreed, and rolled a Warrior so that I wouldn't have to spec Ret to smash their faces in.

Nicos wrote:Got an infestation? Whether it's rats or black temple supplicants, Pallinators will take care of the problem. Just call 1-800-AVENGER
Pallinators are not responsible for any loss of life or limb nor any damage to personal property due to extreme negligence.

Zanbaur wrote:"CC? I AM crowd control! The mobs are in a crowd and are controlled."

Lore wrote:Yes, a Paladin can easily be the guy that gets put in front of something ugly and told to break the bad guy's equipment with his face before the bad guy breaks his face with his equipment.

Kitria wrote:Fortunately for us, sanity is not a prerequisite for tanking... Anybody who charges into a pack of mobs determined to break all forms of crowd control has probably lost a couple marbles.

Paladin Centered:

Aplus wrote:Yeah every time I get a big head, I go and try to solo a warlock. Brings me back down to earth pretty fast

DeadMilliken wrote:Uther's Lemonade, "Consecrated Goodness"

Snake-Aes wrote:Paladins: Your job is to support your teammates or annoy the warlock with your incapability to die.

Halbrium wrote: "...He will kill you because you will be out of mana and paladin uses power of the immortal god so he can stay alive/awake for hours."

Uther returns from the dead and declares it to be Hammertime.
Tirion Fordring proceeds to break it down; Arthas is unable to touch this.

Bolvar Fordragon is the reason Holy damage is not on the list of resists. Noone can resist Bolvar Fordragon.

Jesus: "I can offer you eternal Salvation."
Disciples: "Can I get Might or Kings instead?"

Jtbusterltwo wrote:Mana, Mana. . .. What is it?
It is the essence of which heals are made of
Woe to the paladin who is without mana
For his fate is grim indeed . . .
A mana potion should do

chood wrote:I ask for 3 consecrations then I immediately DI the healer...

Silver Hand Leftovers forums wrote:ATTENTION: This pally is no longer stoned. Replacing SALVATION with MIGHT starting with the WARLOCKS...

<Lord Victor Nefarius yells: I wonder, heroes, what will you do when I manage to destroy this shard? Will the world be beyond salvation?>
"Perhaps, but not beyond GREATER SALVATION!"
"Thirty yard range, motherfucker"

WOW Centered:

Dreamcrusher wrote:What do rogues and noobs have in common?
They both pick locks.

Exodius wrote:I like to tank... and I like to fish....
Does that make me... a fishtank?

Io.Draco wrote:There is no real life, there is just afk.

"To understand a healer
Walk a mile in his shoes,
After which, you'll be a mile away,
And out of range of his heals.
Then you'll die,
And blame the healer anyway."

Lore wrote:Crawling in my skin, these wounds they reduce healing effectiveness by 100%

Neuron wrote:I noticed something while eating a tender juicy burger the other day. That sometimes, just sometimes if you chew slowly and thoughtfully enough, you can almost taste the tauren's soul.

Jesus had a Soulstone.

Frost is like Marital Sex: Safe but repetitive and boring
Fire is like Extra-Marital Sex: Fun and exciting, but dangerous
Arcane is like Gay Sex: Frowned upon by many, but enjoyed by more than you think

General:

I wouldn't mind being gay except the part with being with a guy

by **Dreamcrusher** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:49 pm

Not exactly a sig, but it's a funny one-liner...

What do rogues and noobs have in common?

They both pick locks.

by **Snake-Aes** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:01 pm

One of my own that brought a rush of "omg qq" on the official forums:

Paladins: Your job is to support your teammates or annoy the warlock with your incapability to die.

ALso

Worldie wrote:Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.

by **DamnLag** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:59 pm

The voices in my head told me to kill my hamster and poo in the refrigerator.

by **Scotthew** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:21 pm

"When life throws you lemons, group them up and AOE."

-LoreUther's Lemonade, "Consecrated Goodness"

-DeadMilliken

"...He will kill you because you will be out of mana and paladin uses power of the immortal god so he can stay alive/awake for hours."

-Halbrium

by **Vanifae** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Fuck Heroic Mana Tombs.

by **Leidus** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:42 pm

"When life gives you lemons, kick him in the nuts and say 'I wanted a beer, bitch!'"

by **Invisusira** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:51 pm

Spiritual Focus is very important to let out a oh noez heal. Sometimes, it can save your life.

by **tuberon** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:52 pm

Let's see.... some of the ones I remember using on the wow forums... starting with current...

Uther returns from the dead and declares it to be Hammertime.
Tirion Fordring proceeds to break it down; Arthas is unable to touch this.

Bolvar Fordragon is the reason Holy damage is not on the list of resists. Noone can resist Bolvar Fordragon.

... all I can remember now, have some stuff I could look through...

by **Worldie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:47 pm

I quote my own signature here

Every time you tank a single target, god kills a kitten. And you get hair on your palms.

+ the one i use on wow-forums

Druids cant block. Druids die at Illidan

I love bragging

by **Atreidies** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:51 pm

Jesus: "I can offer you eternal Salvation."
Disciples: "Can I get Might or Kings instead?"

Found it somewhere on the WoW forums.

by **Exodius** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:38 am

From Psiven in the WoW Forums:

People told me to roll a warrior if I wanted to tank.
I agreed, and rolled a warrior so that I wouldn't have to spec Ret to smash their faces in.

From Gaear in the WoW Forums, not as tank related but still paladin based:

Priest: I rolled a healing class to do DPS, and it worked for me!
Druid: Me too!
Shaman: Hey, so did I.
Paladin: ...

Another paladin one from Jtbusterltwo in the WoW Forums:

Mana, Mana. . .. What is it?
It is the essence of which heals are made of
Woe to the paladin who is without mana
For his fate is grim indeed . . .
A mana potion should do

And I like my own one.

I like to tank... and I like to fish....

Does that make me...

A fish tank? O_o

by **Uthadanin** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:56 am

Dancing naked (guild run tradition) in an instance, and the mage asks... "How do I take off this bra??? It's ugly"

by **Kivas** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:01 am

"I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you."
-and thousands of countless others from bash.org

and to the many other /b/rothers i've noticed on this site.
I like my women like i like my whiskey, aged 13 years and mixed up w/ coke.

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