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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Amirya » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:13 pm

What do you do if the pull requires a warlock or a mage tank, and the only one available is a gnome?
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Skye1013 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:14 pm

Sacrifice and brez?
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Sabindeus » Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:45 pm

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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Amirya » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:15 pm

Ok, Schatze, how do you turn Sab and Invis into gnomes without their knowledge?
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Skye1013 » Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:21 pm

Gnomish Mind Control devices?
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby masterpoobaa » Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:45 pm

Gnome + small feast + knogginflogger elixir = 1 pixel of fury.
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Darielle » Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:33 pm

On my old realm, a rival guild's excuse for failing at Al'ar was that all their tanks were Gnomes and so they couldn't handle LOS on the platforms.

THe rest of us laughed. Very hard.
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Fenris » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:04 pm

A gnome tanking Golemagg,back in vanilla.

Still one of the best WTF moments this game has given me
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Fetzie » Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:57 pm

Fenris wrote:A gnome tanking Golemagg,back in vanilla.

Still one of the best WTF moments this game has given me


Different boss, but still relevant:

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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby benebarba » Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:17 am

Skye1013 wrote:You're sacrificing false gnomes?!?!?!!?!?

/cowers in a corner



Well, I *am* an engineer, so it's a little less false. I prefer to think of it as a symbolic sacrifice, really. Well, that and the thought that the loot gods would savor the sacrifice of the ultra-rare gnome paladin and give us phat lootz before realizing it had the aftertaste of human engineer.
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby halabar » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:50 am

Gnome DKs are particularly disturbing... kinda like one of those horror movies were the dolls come alive..
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Fetzie » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:30 am

halabar wrote:Gnome DKs are particularly disturbing... kinda like one of those horror movies were the dolls come alive..


Yeah, especially the female gnomes with candy-floss pink pigtails.
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Sagara » Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:16 am

Like the one in Icecrown?
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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby Barathorn » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:10 am

Almost two pages and you lot haven't given the OP any kind of decent answer at all. Absolutely outrageous. I am in shock.

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Re: Gnome Tanks

Postby bldavis » Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:19 am

Barathorn wrote:Almost two pages and you lot haven't given the OP any kind of decent answer at all. Absolutely outrageous. I am in shock.

To the OP, the answers you require are

CBH and the number 7.

I hope that assists you, thank you for using this service.

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