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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:39 pm

i meant the feasts...
and i would be right with you
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:09 pm

Let's leave us till Monday before we start compiling, I believe we're about to have a *fairly* busy weekend :-p
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:15 pm

Someone providing Kings/Mark/Emperor, and someone asking for one of the others
--alternate version: warlock providing Dark Intent, and someone demands Fortitude

Failstackers complain when they die, and insist they didn't know they had to stack

Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby lythac » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:03 pm

Amirya wrote:Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for

--alternate alternate version: Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:09 pm

lythac wrote:
Amirya wrote:Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for

--alternate alternate version: Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time

i was about to say that

attacking at wrong time/not attacking during burn phases
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:18 pm

I've encountered literally everything that has been posted in the last couple pages.

Not sure if to be amused or sad of it.

You forgot: Pop Hero/similar on trashs.
Also: waste combat resses on 3 afk people / people doing less dps than a hunter pet, then proceed to wipe when the tank dies and no resses are available.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:34 pm

I forgot about the Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time. It hasn't happened quite so much to me recently, and I'm an infrequent player now.

Dead players demanding resurrection when group is at next boss, since they were afk during resurrection attempts.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:40 pm

Amirya wrote:I forgot about the Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time. It hasn't happened quite so much to me recently, and I'm an infrequent player now.

happens less now since many bosses in SoO would want you to use SoO right on pull and that's when most people pop it.

Still people popping hero on pull on Norushen or on Sha make me cringe.

The thing that annoys me most at the moment, is having a person AFK (even with the <AFK> tag) and noone wanting to votekick him, as if again it's ok to just go afk in LFR.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:08 am

We're probably going to have to clean some of the more complex ones. Two conditions is fine, three is pushing it.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:29 am

Maybe I should make a dedicated topic? ^_^
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:35 am

Worldie wrote:Maybe I should make a dedicated topic? ^_^


If that's not too much trouble.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby econ21 » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:39 am

I've installed oqueue and amid all the useless unasked for extra features it shoves down your throat, it also reports your VPs/hour after each instance.

Last night:

Daily (ordinary) scenario 658 VP/minute
LFR joining at end for Garrosh fight: 58 VP/minute

The disparity made me jiggle, although to be honest I had a blast helping the raid to down Garrosh in LFR while the scenario was a totally brain dead going through the motions zerg.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:00 pm

That probable typo in the latest PTR patch
Power Word: Barrier Summons a holy barrier on the target location that reduces all damage done to friendly targets by 100%.


I'd propose to rename the spell "Power Word: Paladin".
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Arnock » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:19 pm

I'm not usually a big fan of collegehumor, but this made me chuckle

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/69373 ... nal-anthem
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:24 am

Workplace firewall is no longer blocking Cracked. This was the second time they blocked it, and neither time has it lasted a full week before being unblocked. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:49 am

Cracked was hit with a drive-by Malware infestation this week, that might've been an automatic blocking and removal with it being detected then cleaned up.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:23 pm

so...
is anyone interested in Hearthstone or Dawngate?
i got sent a second key for both

Dawngate is a new MOBA in beta testing right now
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:21 pm

Think I know a guy that (somehow) has yet to get a hearthstone beta key.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:30 pm

Fetzie wrote:Think I know a guy that (somehow) has yet to get a hearthstone beta key.

well as long as they are in the NA, they can have my second one
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nooska » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:21 am

Has to be NA? , darn...

Oh well, I guess I would have trouble finding people to play during the beta anyway if its NA(seeing as I sleep when its evening in NA)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:21 am

i can send it to you and see if it works
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:28 am

bldavis wrote:
Fetzie wrote:Think I know a guy that (somehow) has yet to get a hearthstone beta key.

well as long as they are in the NA, they can have my second one

It's actually wrong. I won a US hs key (when i already had a eu one), so I gave it to a friend of mine who plays on EU, and it worked and he can play it on the EU.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:29 am

Can you have more than one hearthstone licence on your battle net account? Would be awesome to be able to play with friends in the States.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:33 am

US and EU licenses are actually separated, you can have one of each.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:36 am

In that case I would use it myself :p
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