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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:46 am

I think I had the most hilarious of those moments yesterday, when I demanded to votekick a person who has been afk for over 10 minutes, he came back to say "Lol I'm here for gear don't be so mad", as if it was a totally natural thing to be afk in the LFR while other people do the job.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:32 am

We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:00 am

Just realized that Bryan Cranston was the voice of Isamu Dyson from Macross Plus.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:06 am

Worldie wrote:I think I had the most hilarious of those moments yesterday, when I demanded to votekick a person who has been afk for over 10 minutes, he came back to say "Lol I'm here for gear don't be so mad", as if it was a totally natural thing to be afk in the LFR while other people do the job.


I think I'm gonna come up with a LFR Bingo card for people to check off while they're eating dirt and wondering "why do I do this to myself". :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:20 am

Teranoid wrote:
Worldie wrote:I think I had the most hilarious of those moments yesterday, when I demanded to votekick a person who has been afk for over 10 minutes, he came back to say "Lol I'm here for gear don't be so mad", as if it was a totally natural thing to be afk in the LFR while other people do the job.


I think I'm gonna come up with a LFR Bingo card for people to check off while they're eating dirt and wondering "why do I do this to myself". :lol:


You're on.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:12 pm

Sagara wrote:
Teranoid wrote:
Worldie wrote:I think I had the most hilarious of those moments yesterday, when I demanded to votekick a person who has been afk for over 10 minutes, he came back to say "Lol I'm here for gear don't be so mad", as if it was a totally natural thing to be afk in the LFR while other people do the job.


I think I'm gonna come up with a LFR Bingo card for people to check off while they're eating dirt and wondering "why do I do this to myself". :lol:


You're on.

Dps doing less dmg than auto- attack
3rd recount request between two bosses
Silent tank chain pulling
7th determination stack

request for vote to kick tanks/healers for wearing pvp gear
request for votekick on new tank
telling someone they are bad and should uninstall/feel bad/die (yes i have seen someone tell someone else they should commit suicide because they are so bad..instantly reported)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:16 pm

"LOL this is easy." *splat*
Tanks trying to intentionally kill the raid.
DPS trying to intentionally kill the raid.
Healers trying to intentionally kill the raid.
DPS queueing as tanks/healers for quicker queue times.
Rogues tricks-pulling onto other dps.
Hunters misdirect-pulling onto healers.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:17 pm

Misstell on the instance channel
Boss dead with >7 players alive
15th leaver
Healer doing less than 2% of total heaing

19/24 Come on people!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:41 pm

Both tanks in top 10 dps in ilvl appropriate LFR
Healers in top 15 dps in ilvl appropriate LFR
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:44 pm

tank/dps doing more healing than multiple healers
same tank/dps bragging about it
claiming to be so drunk/high/stoned/wasted (insert various other terminology here)
"Yay, double gold again"
"FU Blizz" (may or may not be tied to the previous)
calling someone a hacker

we have enough now?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:49 pm

bldavis wrote:tank/dps doing more healing than multiple healers
same tank/dps bragging about it
claiming to be so drunk/high/stoned/wasted (insert various other terminology here)
"Yay, double gold again"
"FU Blizz" (may or may not be tied to the previous)
calling someone a hacker

we have enough now?


More than, but if we can fill multiple cards ^^
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:56 pm

I was gonna say if we keep going the card is going to have to be a BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO card.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:23 pm

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national ... ful/71268/

A Ku Klux Klan leader told The Atlantic Wire that one racist Virginia mom and her 7-year-old son's Halloween costume has ruined the Klan's reputation. "There's no respect for the Klan," said Bradley Jenkins, the Imperial Wizard of the United Klans of America
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:55 pm

more card ideas

tanks/healers/dps using the wrong kind of gear (healdins in mail, dks tanking while dw, melee hunters, 2hd enh shamans)
people spamming for buffs
multiple feasts dropped (greater only..if its the 10 man version, its understandable)
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:22 pm

bldavis wrote:multiple feasts dropped (greater only..if its the 10 man version, its understandable)

There's a 10 man LFR?

Shit, I'm ready to ditch the retards in 25 man.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:39 pm

i meant the feasts...
and i would be right with you
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:09 pm

Let's leave us till Monday before we start compiling, I believe we're about to have a *fairly* busy weekend :-p
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:15 pm

Someone providing Kings/Mark/Emperor, and someone asking for one of the others
--alternate version: warlock providing Dark Intent, and someone demands Fortitude

Failstackers complain when they die, and insist they didn't know they had to stack

Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby lythac » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:03 pm

Amirya wrote:Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for

--alternate alternate version: Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:09 pm

lythac wrote:
Amirya wrote:Failure to provide Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria when called for
--alternate version: failure to provide battle resurrections when called for

--alternate alternate version: Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time

i was about to say that

attacking at wrong time/not attacking during burn phases
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:18 pm

I've encountered literally everything that has been posted in the last couple pages.

Not sure if to be amused or sad of it.

You forgot: Pop Hero/similar on trashs.
Also: waste combat resses on 3 afk people / people doing less dps than a hunter pet, then proceed to wipe when the tank dies and no resses are available.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:34 pm

I forgot about the Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time. It hasn't happened quite so much to me recently, and I'm an infrequent player now.

Dead players demanding resurrection when group is at next boss, since they were afk during resurrection attempts.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:40 pm

Amirya wrote:I forgot about the Hero/Lust/Timewarp/Hysteria at the wrong time. It hasn't happened quite so much to me recently, and I'm an infrequent player now.

happens less now since many bosses in SoO would want you to use SoO right on pull and that's when most people pop it.

Still people popping hero on pull on Norushen or on Sha make me cringe.

The thing that annoys me most at the moment, is having a person AFK (even with the <AFK> tag) and noone wanting to votekick him, as if again it's ok to just go afk in LFR.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:08 am

We're probably going to have to clean some of the more complex ones. Two conditions is fine, three is pushing it.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:29 am

Maybe I should make a dedicated topic? ^_^
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