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Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:38 pm
by Klaudandus
today's google doodle.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:17 pm
by benebarba
Klaudandus wrote:
Flex wrote:And now for something completely different

Might be the best movie ever.


I heard about it on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me about a month or two ago. I'm glad to see some actual footage of it!

And indeed, it's the best thing ever!



Woah now, don't be hasty... First, there's Vikings vs. Aliens

and in a few days, there will be Giant Mechs Punching Lovecraftian Horrors!

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:18 pm
by Teranoid
Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:26 pm
by Klaudandus
Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
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Really? Really!?

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:18 am
by KysenMurrin
Maybe they're going to tone down the bonus threat?

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:25 am
by Passionario
'The Rains of Castamere' makes for a pretty good lullaby.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:54 am
by Nooska
Passionario wrote:'The Rains of Castamere' makes for a pretty good lullaby.

A pretty grim lullaby though.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:15 am
by Fenrìr
You really hit right on the head, Klaud. I was really really dumbfounded by that.


I'm also curious how much dodge/parry gear their gonna shove down our throats because 'that's how they think we should be tanking'.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:23 am
by Worldie
Klaudandus wrote:today's google doodle.

I dont see any doodle o_o

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:01 am
by Fetzie
Fenrìr wrote:You really hit right on the head, Klaud. I was really really dumbfounded by that.


I'm also curious how much dodge/parry gear their gonna shove down our throats because 'that's how they think we should be tanking'.


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:(

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:03 am
by KysenMurrin
Less "because that's how they think you should be tanking", more "they don't actually want you to get 100% ShoR uptime because that'd be broken".

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:21 am
by Sagara
Let's ask a monk to Keg Smash their faces and ask how broken it is THEN.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:14 am
by Klaudandus
Worldie wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:today's google doodle.

I dont see any doodle o_o

It is gone now, but it was a giant roach opening a door, a nod to kafka's bday.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:13 pm
by Teranoid
Trying (emphasis on trying) to gear my alt shammy on a friends server. Queue up for second half of HoF LFR. Wipe on Wind Lord because no one other than me knows how to dispel apparently when the following conversation takes place:

Random idiot #1: "Why did the tanks die? This monk looks squishy as fuck"
Me: "Because no one dispelled and the boss got 11 stacks and started instagibbing the tanks because I can only purge one stack on one mob at a time"
Random idiot #2: "I don't understand why the tanks were dying I kept bombing heals"
Me: "Because no one dispelled and the boss had 11 stacks"
Random idiot #1: "LOL here's why look at this shitty monk tank.. no dodge or parry on their gear at all. If you're going to queue as a tank you could at least fill the role"
Me: "... Are you fucking kidding me? No dodge or parry on his gear? Is this 2007?"
Random idiot #1: "Shitty tank not even appropriately geared"
Me: "Dodge and parry haven't been on leather gear since Burning Crusade you stupid shit."

Needless to say I couldn't hit the leave instance group option fast enough and I'm rethinking the whole "raid on two servers with two shamans" thing.

It's only amusing because people are legitimately this stupid and will defend their absolutely batshit and wrong statements to the death.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:51 pm
by Klaudandus
@Teranoid's story.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:16 pm
by Treck
Klaudandus wrote:
Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
Really? Really!?

Dont worry, im expecting the "avengers shield dmg increased by 200% and now hits unlimited targets found in the instance, twice" to come in the next build

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:14 pm
by bldavis
brings whole new meaning to PULL ALL THE MOBS!

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:50 pm
by Andurin
Treck wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:
Teranoid wrote:Seeing Keg Smash getting buffed and just imagining what this forum looked like

Keg Smash damage increased by 23%.
Really? Really!?

Dont worry, im expecting the "avengers shield dmg increased by 200% and now hits unlimited targets found in the instance, twice" to come in the next build


That would really make me dust off my paladins again... :D

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:58 am
by Klaudandus
All the grunting at Wimbledon. You'd think you're watching a porn flick.

Also, what the fuck happened with Serve and Volley players?

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:13 am
by Fetzie
Klaudandus wrote:All the grunting at Wimbledon. You'd think you're watching a porn flick.

Also, what the fuck happened with Serve and Volley players?

They had to tell the women to cut it back a few years ago. Apparently their yelp-grunts were making the sound coming from Center Court drown out the Heathrow approach path.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:14 am
by Klaudandus
They're still pretty "grunty". Sometimes, they sound like they're constipated.

But seriously, I weep for the demise of the proper Serve and Volley style =(

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:19 am
by Fetzie
Yeah, it is rather ridiculous tbh. Maybe acceptable at the US Open, but this is WIMBLEDON.

But seriously, I weep for the demise of the proper Serve and Volley style =(


The Djokovic/Del Potro match isn't too shabby mind. Quite entertaining tennis.

What's your prediction for Murray/Janowicz later? I reckon Murray will easily win it if he can consistently return those massive 140 mph serves; his game is built around massively quick service. Janovicz won one of his early games in under a minute. 125mph/140mph/136mph/140mph, The poor guy he was playing against didn't stand a chance.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:28 am
by Klaudandus
Yeah, watching it right now, it's not bad... every now and then they even approach the net. I just miss the days of Pete Sampras =(

I am hoping for Janowicz to win, just for kicks.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:36 am
by Fetzie
Klaudandus wrote:Yeah, watching it right now, it's not bad... every now and then they even approach the net. I just miss the days of Pete Sampras =(

I am hoping for Janowicz to win, just for kicks.


I dunno, it would be nice for Murray to finally get his Wimbledon win, after his final last year and the Olympics wins.

Re: Post Your Amusements!

PostPosted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:17 am
by Amirya
So my mother has mostly straight hair, just sometimes gets these weird curls that make no sense.

This morning, she has two of the - one on each side of her head, at the temple. They curl up. She looks like a freaking Asian Viking.

I totally can't even have a serious conversation with her without bursting into giggles.