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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:49 am

Nooska wrote:I like the talking about stuff setting even ie on fire, and then the next part being a cloud that dissolves human tissue (I would guess all organic tissue really) - I see a horror film coming up with a sentient Hydrogen Fluoride cloud.

Isn't there already a Stephen King movie/novel based on the same kind of thing?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:03 am

It's not a gas per se, but Dr Who's Vashta Nerada says "hi".
When that day comes, seek all the light and wonder of this world, and fight.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:23 am

Today in HoF2 LFR...
Me and my co tank (prot war and prot pala with both 500 ilvl) kept dieing on Wind Lord...
We got told we are terrible by several people... because he wasn't gemming defense... and I wasn't avoidance capped...


*confused*
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:26 am

Sagara wrote:It's not a gas per se, but Dr Who's Vashta Nerada says "hi".


When my Dad was at University, he had some friends studying Geology. Apparently their professor's finger tips had lost all sense of touch from the HF used to dissolve the quartz away from fossils and other minerals.

HF is really, really nasty stuff.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:28 am

Worldie wrote:Today in HoF2 LFR...
Me and my co tank (prot war and prot pala with both 500 ilvl) kept dieing on Wind Lord...
We got told we are terrible by several people... because he wasn't gemming defense... and I wasn't avoidance capped...


*confused*

/snigger

and maybe bene...you are just that good looking?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:30 am

Worldie wrote:Today in HoF2 LFR...
Me and my co tank (prot war and prot pala with both 500 ilvl) kept dieing on Wind Lord...
We got told we are terrible by several people... because he wasn't gemming defense... and I wasn't avoidance capped...


*confused*

Was uh... this a private server stuck in Wrath? Although you did say HoF and LFR....
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:43 am

were the healers having issues without MP5 as well?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:44 am

bldavis wrote:
Worldie wrote:Today in HoF2 LFR...
Me and my co tank (prot war and prot pala with both 500 ilvl) kept dieing on Wind Lord...
We got told we are terrible by several people... because he wasn't gemming defense... and I wasn't avoidance capped...


*confused*

/snigger


"UR BAD! U NO GEM DEFENSE!"

"uh, that was removed from the game like 2 1/2 years ago."

"U STILL BAD!"

I got a 'WTF, Mate?' from a healer on the champions of the thunder king group quest after I died to a botched pull on the first try. Said healer, and the hunter who also complained, couldn't stay alive for the remaining 2 bosses. Good times. That quest may be getting skipped unless I have a premade... reports are not good on PUG groups.

bldavis wrote:and maybe bene...you are just that good looking?


This is what my wife said too. She then declared herself totally unbiased :P

edited because I realized I actually posted a pic of myself here a while back:
I did kinda look like this first picture (except the black jacket was a light outoor jacket and I was wearing wire-rimmed safety glasses), so not your usual Home Depot walk-in: viewtopic.php?f=19&t=6334&p=726105#p726105
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:05 am

bldavis wrote:were the healers having issues without MP5 as well?

The healers couldnt keep us up on Wind Lord (despite him being solotanking it since when he had 470 ilvl).

When I checked the meters... I just couldnt facepalm enough.
Essentially had 2 healers below my paladin friend in healing done, and like 6 dps below 50k dps.

I just realized what sort of raid we got in and we both left.

Just for note, the 2 tanks:
Not avoidance capped warrior:
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/D ... 9/advanced
Not defense capped paladin:
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/d ... l/advanced
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fenrìr » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:17 am

heh, just had a shaman tell a hunter to take his pet off of aggressive.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Jabari » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:37 am

Killed Oondasta (sp?) for the first time yesterday. There was a full 40-man group, and then about 10 of us in a second group.

First try: I'm sitting there dead (yay 2 minute respawn timer), Oondasta's about dead, and then it suddenly despawns. Don't think that we had wiped (but not entirely sure).

It had, literally, 300k HP left.

It's an amusement instead of a frustration because we got him fine when he came back up, and because /1 chat was pretty epic. :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:59 am

Someone evaded him.

Also, from another LFR today, the standard "meter please!" guy. Why amusement? He was n17, basically only above healers (and actually below one healer).
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:01 am

Worldie wrote:Not defense capped paladin:
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/d ... l/advanced

omg what a failadin wtf with the empty sock....oh hey there worldie :?

i might need to post a new pic in the IRL pikturz thread (dam you lev for naming it that way)

oh and re-discovered Mnozil Brass..had heard of them before but couldnt remember what they were called!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:14 am

The new Vol'jin, co-starring Chen Stormstout.

Why do I get the hunch the alliance will be complaining about Horde taking all the spotlight.

If the Horde/Thrall is good, then its MarySue-ish (and it is) and "OMG, Horde is taking the spotlight"

If the Horde/Garrosh is bad, then its "Horde is taking the spotlight yet again"

If there was a plan to kill Varian, people would be like "OMG, Blizz hates Alliance by killing Varian and have the Horde in a bigger power position"

Heck, people complained about Bolvar cuz Dranosh was kind of a nobody for the Horde, so they didn't lose anyone of real importance (though Blizz mentioned that had him not died, Thrall would have chosen him over Garrosh for leader)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:19 am

Klaudandus wrote:The new Vol'jin, co-starring Chen Stormstout.

Why do I get the hunch the alliance will be complaining about Horde taking all the spotlight.

If the Horde/Thrall is good, then its MarySue-ish (and it is) and "OMG, Horde is taking the spotlight"

If the Horde/Garrosh is bad, then its "Horde is taking the spotlight yet again"

If there was a plan to kill Varian, people would be like "OMG, Blizz hates Alliance by killing Varian and have the Horde in a bigger power position"

Heck, people complained about Bolvar cuz Dranosh was kind of a nobody for the Horde, so they didn't lose anyone of real importance (though Blizz mentioned that had him not died, Thrall would have chosen him over Garrosh for leader)


Might just be anecdote, but seemed like it wasn't the horde getting the spotlight that got people up in arms, but rather *Thrall* getting the spotlight and having some of the old world changes come across as meh ally side (and having both sides 'win' a battle in some zones was just plain wierd).

But yes, wow players will complain. News at 11.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:23 am

i hate to bad mouth what i still consider to be my faction despite the fact i play horde more these days, but most of the alliance are lil whiny kids that only see what they want and forget it 5 min later (dont get me wrong i run into a lot of those idiots on horde side too but they seem more prevalent in the alliance)

as for thrall...for god sakes metzen, you would be kicked off most RP for having a character like that
i love thrall for his story, at least i did until cata.
now its just getting redonkulous

i still like vol'jin for his story, esp standing up for his beliefs and what he feels is the right path for his people and for the world.
ever since i have gotten into lore i have been a fan of vol'jin
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:29 am

Yeah, thrall was bad... Medan is even worse, he is Goku bad.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:16 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... J-bYOyQ46Y

Elysium, by the guy that gave us District 9! Looks amazing!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:32 pm

It does look amazing.

And then Matt Damon came on the screen.

WHY HIM. WHY!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:35 pm

Nikachelle wrote:It does look amazing.

And then Matt Damon came on the screen.

WHY HIM. WHY!


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:53 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:11 am

I'm amused by the troll level of my guilds prot paladin.

Scenario: LFR Ji-Kun. The other tank has been annoying and bossy for the whole run.

What our paladin did was using BoP/Salv/Bubble to make the boss turn on the other tank when he did the Claw hit, while holding the boss the entire fight due to his superior gear. Eventually, at the 6th claw the DK died!
Superior trolling skills imo, we couldnt stop laughing.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Bellanka » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:23 am

benebarba wrote:Actual exchange that took place last night when I swung by home depot after work:
Home Depot Cashier Lady: "Who comes to Home Depot dressed like a model?"
Me: "Huh?"
HDCL: "You're all GQ'd up! What you gonna repair dressed like that?"
Me: "Uh, I just got off work. I'm an engineer, this is what I look like when I go to work."
HDCL: "Oh, OK. Man... most folks come up all covered in paint and grease and crap."

<-- has doubts to if HDCL ever saw a model :P


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Re: Post Your Amusements!

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Bellanka » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:37 am

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And now my co-workers are getting that same fearful small animal look in their eyes they usually get when I start randomly cackling at my desk.
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