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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:57 am

This is how out of it I am. First time I heard of this company was when one of their employees brutally slaughtered another one of their employees at a local store.
We live in a society where people born on third base constantly try to steal second, yet we expect people born with two strikes against them to hit a homerun on the first pitch.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:15 pm

Check which ones apply to you:

[ ] are female
[ ] does yoga
[ ] is a runner

2 points for being female, one point for the others. Receive a score lower than 2 points and you're in the clear.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:34 pm

Add crossfit to that list. Lots of lulu lovers there too.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:39 pm

what about former runner? (cant do it as much since i f-ed my knee in high school and ankle a few years later)


wait do i even want points in this?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:40 pm

Nikachelle wrote:Check which ones apply to you:

[ ] are female
[ ] does yoga
[ ] is a runner

2 points for being female, one point for the others. Receive a score lower than 2 points and you're in the clear.


There's another group where the 'sheer' version is prevalent, and they might be sad that they won't be available anymore.. Having seen a few on the streets.. err... /eyewashplease.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:43 pm

I meant prior to the sheerness scandal!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:44 pm

Zalaria wrote:Add crossfit to that list. Lots of lulu lovers there too.

Crossfit... why is it that everyone HATES it so much? Almost everywhere I go, it's referred to in such snide terms. I don't even know enough about it, other than that it's reviled by so many.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:13 pm

Nikachelle wrote:I meant prior to the sheerness scandal!


No, this group was QUITE aware of the sheerness.. and used it to.. erm... umm... display the goods...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:22 pm

Nikachelle wrote:
Zalaria wrote:Add crossfit to that list. Lots of lulu lovers there too.

Crossfit... why is it that everyone HATES it so much? Almost everywhere I go, it's referred to in such snide terms. I don't even know enough about it, other than that it's reviled by so many.


They are sort of the Apple of circuit-training-based functional fitness. That's about it.

The programs used vary (and are generally overpriced), but the concept is sound and is arguably a big part of the movement for getting more folks out of the traditional gym paradigms and into fitness programs that make sense for their goals.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:30 pm

So I decided to try an experiment of facepalm levels of obviousness: I did my questing as prot in my ret gear with my one-hander and shield. I got about a 30% (~8K) improvement in DPS.

New set created, so I don't forget how to prot until we start raiding again :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:27 pm

The conversation at the beginning of Method's heroic lei shen video. You made me wake up MY cat!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:32 pm

Leeds talking about his 40 valor at the start had me rolling
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:01 am

Fetzie wrote:The conversation at the beginning of Method's heroic lei shen video. You made me wake up MY cat!


this was the first time I've watched one of those heroic first videos. I was kind of prepared for something way more like the onyxia wipe freak-out video... not something that pretty much sounded exactly like my raids, toilet humor and all :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:30 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:42 pm

Klaudandus wrote:http://www.jacksofscience.com/chemistry/awkward-science-stock-photography/


I've apparently been doing science totally wrong.

But topless chemistry sounds about as good a plan as naked bacon frying.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:49 pm

Invis started playing Heart of the Swarm. The options to choose for difficulty level were:

- Casual
- Normal
- Hardcore
- (some version of Inferno, don't remember what it was called)

The Casual bit gave us a good laugh. :D
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:19 pm

under users browsing this thread, seeing what i though was Blingbot...is that a sign i play wow too much?
(it was Bing[Bot])
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:04 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:02 pm

benebarba wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhhMmdXcHaA

"The Truth About Murlocs"

no..i will not get started listening to wow parod...oh hey its letomi, and ember isolte..and sharm../glare
goddam you bene
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:03 pm

bldavis wrote:
benebarba wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhhMmdXcHaA

"The Truth About Murlocs"

no..i will not get started listening to wow parod...oh hey its letomi, and ember isolte..and sharm../glare
goddam you bene


hey, at least the link I gave wasn't to one done by one of the umpteen various female vocalists that I can't tell apart.

It may wreck your childhood though.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:09 pm

my favorite of his is Im Gonna Drink (500 Kegs)

really its only those 3 and gigi that i listen to..well an oxhorn and pippi

speaking of oxhorn - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:24 pm

bldavis wrote:my favorite of his is Im Gonna Drink (500 Kegs)


OK, I blame you if I'm singing this one at work tomorrow. That was really catchy and well done.

For me, it's still Cranius that's my favorite (particularly Darrowshire - I'm sappy and I know it :P ), with a few specific songs here and there that I really like. Like "The Exodar is a Disco" by greyfoo, "It's a Mad World (of Warcraft)" by Brunhila, and a few others... but I just added 2 more to the list.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:39 pm

as soon as i heard 500 kegs i had to share
heard it the other day and havent gotten it out of my head yet
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:13 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:32 pm

Klaudandus wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305310/Man-gets-shock-life-buys-toy-poodles-150-told-vet-actually-GIANT-RATS-pumped-steroids-look-like-dogs.html?ITO=socialnet-googleplus-dailymail


It's the Daily Mail, so excuse me if I take that story with a large helping of salt.
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