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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:32 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Kelerei » Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:21 am

Under 18s may want to stop reading this post.

Anyway, after a week off raiding (a few guys left at the end of T14, so I paused raiding for a week while recruiting to fill the spots -- which I managed to do), we went into the Throne of Thunder for the first time last night. And a bit of background: my warrior off-tank and rogue have the two dirtiest minds that I've ever come across.

So, my OT was doing the strat co-ordination on Jin'rokh, but after the first few wipes, it was clear that the ranged/healers weren't quite getting the orb kiting correct. This resulted in a rather exasperated OT saying over Teamspeak: "Guys, it's simple -- don't let your balls touch!"

The quality of voice chat deteriorated rapidly after that... :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:37 am

I was expecting something way saucier for a "don't let the underagers read this!" type warning!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:14 am

Okay then, you want saucier?

THIS is saucier!

Back OT, I've had quite the insane laugh at last weekend's convention (Made in Asia in Brussels). I got lucky to have a place on the second row. I got an eyefull when one of the contestants in the costume thingie w(h)ore this. Seriously, just do a DoA Volleyball costume then! :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Zalaria » Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuKva8GUwBk

I rarely laugh at things on the internet, but I couldn't stop once they started the game.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:58 am

Zalaria wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuKva8GUwBk

I rarely laugh at things on the internet, but I couldn't stop once they started the game.


That was great. :lol: Clearly I don't watch enough TV, this has passed me by.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:36 am

this made me laugh After Ever After
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:44 am

For some reason, I just love shitting on Boeing. And I know this is old, but -- http://seattletimes.com/html/businesste ... ncy10.html

Only regret was that I never took it upon myself to go to the airport and take photos, although if I had done that, I'd have prolly been placed on the No Fly List >.>
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:50 am

that is really old...and they have a solution that is in testing right now to fix the issue
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:05 pm

That's what bothers me. The Dreamliner has been a nightmare since the beginning. The fire issue was known since 2010...

I'd rather get on an old MD-90 or even a DC-9 than on a Dreamliner.

I'd even consider a Tupolev, if I were to be really drunk =P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:56 pm

bldavis wrote:that is really old...and they have a solution that is in testing right now to fix the issue


And there have been multiple fires since. And they delivered planes with the problem. So obviously they didn't fix it even after knowing the problem 2 years ago.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:12 pm

oh im not saying they are free of blame at all
the fact that some of these planes were in service before this was solved makes me nervous but glad there hasnt been an issue yet beyond haivng to land early
it could be much worse
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:07 pm

Kinda glad that Lufthansa uses Airbus planes...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Newsom » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:36 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:08 am

Just discovered Theck latest blog and the official forum topic linked to it.

Oh.

My.

Celestia.

I don't know what's more hilarious, imagining the little dwarf rage like a chibi toon out of some anime, him throwing an hilarious “Who is Theck and why do we care?” or Theck delivering the massive smackdown with all the class and style of a proper gentleman?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:06 am

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:43 am

Is it coincidence that I'm reading a cracked article about why he was the Greatest American?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:56 am

Skye1013 wrote:Is it coincidence that I'm reading a cracked article about why he was the Greatest American?

Not really. I posted the link after reading the same cracked article.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:14 am

Saturday raid was amusing for me. Our poor poor paladin tank Pfife.

Ra'sha's Sacrificial Dagger was a source of much amusement for me.

Run down the stairs next to Pfife, randomly yell out, "damnit Pfife! You killed me!" and then pop the dagger to die at his feet.

I'm so evil.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:01 pm

Top guilds reaching the end of the heroic tier. Cue the idiot masses claiming that since three guilds in the world have almost finished it that their gaming experience is forever tarnished and their enjoyment of the game is at an all time low since last tier when the same fucking thing happened.

Edit: Oh and EA's CEO has stepped down. So much for the SimCity fiasco being just bad PR eh?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:23 pm

I was just gonna post that! about the EA CEO stepping down
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... ns-UPDATED

And then there's whiteknight asshole!
http://techland.time.com/2013/03/18/sor ... ayer-game/
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:32 pm

"If you want to have an adult conversation about this"

Wow way to talk down to your readers from the get go. I'm sure that'll get a bunch of people to buy into your point of view.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:42 pm

Teranoid wrote:"If you want to have an adult conversation about this"

Wow way to talk down to your readers from the get go. I'm sure that'll get a bunch of people to buy into your point of view.


Firs thing that came to mind was Colin Moriarty's attack on the ME3 fans
http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/03/13/ma ... nion-video

Of course, what I liked the most was when other publications attacked him in return for missing the point.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/20 ... titlement/
http://thegaminggang.com/2012/03/igns-c ... o-get-off/

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http://gawker.com/5990571/bill-oreillys ... t-involved
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:59 pm

A contributor to a Forbes blog is basically a Huffington Post blogger.
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