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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:41 am

bldavis wrote:5.2 the towers in SW are finally rebuilt, 5.3 garrosh blows them up with big red kitty...er laser :twisted:


SW won't be fixed until 6.4.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:52 am

halabar wrote:
bldavis wrote:5.2 the towers in SW are finally rebuilt, 5.3 garrosh blows them up with big red kitty...er laser :twisted:


SW won't be fixed until 6.4.


Well... it's kind of hard to find competent masonry workers if your king has a hatred for the masonry guild and wont even pay them.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby halabar » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:57 am

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bldavis wrote:5.2 the towers in SW are finally rebuilt, 5.3 garrosh blows them up with big red kitty...er laser :twisted:


SW won't be fixed until 6.4.


Well... it's kind of hard to find competent masonry workers if your king has a hatred for the masonry guild and wont even pay them.


Masons... those guys are cultists anyways... :D
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:58 am

you could even call them a brotherhood.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:24 pm

it also doesnt help that we killed their leader...and his daughter
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:34 pm

in other words, SW is screwed.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby KysenMurrin » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:49 pm

Where are the guys that built the harbour?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:53 pm

Well, they obviously specialize in harbor construction, not wall repairs.

And it's probably a completely different guild. One that doesnt get their union leaders killed by the monarchy and actually gets paid.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:57 pm

Klaudandus wrote:Well, they obviously specialize in harbor construction, not wall repairs.

And it's probably a completely different guild. One that doesnt get their union leaders killed by the monarchy and actually gets paid.


But members may get roughed up by random adventurers because the prince said so.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:59 pm

well, in orgrimmar, you also end up roughing up military engineers and private contractors due to not meeting deadlines or not passing quality inspections.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 3:24 pm

and sleeping on the job "Me not that kind of Orc! Okey Dokey"
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:42 pm

I've apparently been invited to attend church on Sunday.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:10 pm

Amirya wrote:I've apparently been invited to attend church on Sunday.

if you see garlic and stakes run!
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:14 pm

Garlic and steaks, mmmm. That sounds yummy.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:22 pm

Klaudandus wrote:well, in orgrimmar, you also end up roughing up military engineers and private contractors due to not meeting deadlines or not passing quality inspections.

Yeah, but they were doing a shoddy job. I mean, that catapult fell apart when I, a dainty little Blood Elf, kicked it gently.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:33 pm

Humans are allied with Gnomes and Dwarves... you'd think they could find someone to fix it (or in the case of Gnomes... "improve" it...)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:49 pm

Pyrea wrote:
Klaudandus wrote:well, in orgrimmar, you also end up roughing up military engineers and private contractors due to not meeting deadlines or not passing quality inspections.

Yeah, but they were doing a shoddy job. I mean, that catapult fell apart when I, a dainty little Blood Elf, kicked it gently.

wel they were goblin built.... :?
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:44 am

Trying to decide whether I should roll as DPS or Tank on LFR, because Elegon has interesting loot that are exclusive to either Prot or Ret :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:04 am

Sagara wrote:Trying to decide whether I should roll as DPS or Tank on LFR, because Elegon has interesting loot that are exclusive to either Prot or Ret :lol:

well if you will do both in raids, just que as both and which ever one you get is your answer! :twisted:
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Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Treck » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:44 am

I just went as tank and respecced ret on the bosses i could use the "ret" gear, popped righteous fury and tanked as ret, but you do take quite a bit more damage than as prot (but its lfr :P)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:59 am

This actually WORKS? *evil grin* eeeeeeexcellent.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Ironshaft » Tue Oct 30, 2012 4:59 am

Treck wrote:I just went as tank and respecced ret on the bosses i could use the "ret" gear, popped righteous fury and tanked as ret, but you do take quite a bit more damage than as prot (but its lfr :P)


If you choose to do that and have a Pally healer in the LFR, just whisper him what you are doing and make sure he keeps Beacon and Eternal Flame up on you and you will be good. LFR is not that much tank damage. I would be fine with a tank doing that in LFR.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:31 am

A lot of dark humor involved in this amusement, but it seems the HMS Bounty lost its captain... after sinking...

I bet they wish they had been in Tahiti...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:48 am

The one behind what-if (and XKCD) still amazes me how they can come up with this, Lovely. http://what-if.xkcd.com/18/
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Shoju » Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:59 am

QUICK! Theck! I need math confirmation!
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