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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:42 am

Amirya wrote:Klaud, there's more!

I've been trying to think of a good response, and even having read the other article that was linked all I'm managing to come up with is:

"..."
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:11 am

Skye1013 wrote:
Amirya wrote:Klaud, there's more!

I've been trying to think of a good response, and even having read the other article that was linked all I'm managing to come up with is:

"..."


Yeah, i cant help but to facepalm
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Flex » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:12 am

My favorite notes from the 5.1 PTR notes

* Battle Pet tooltips will now display whether a pet is owned, and how many pets of that type are owned.
* Pet Quality is now displayed in battles, and will be visible on portraits, names and tooltips.
* The level of battle pets in a zone can now be seen on the map, and it’s now possible to see the strength of wild pets relative to your team at a glance.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Teranoid » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:24 am

Blizzard posting about the D3 1.0.5 patch on the Diablo fan page on Facebook and deleting every negative comment in the thread.

I don't know whether to find it funny or sad.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Worldie » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:37 pm

Depends if comments are being "constructive" or not.

I would delete all the "omfg u blizz suxx qq i didnt get the buff i wanted" as well.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Mannstein » Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:20 am

I have been amused with the unability of people for understanding sarcasm/trolling even on their native language and on Vent.
For two days we have a group of "25men raid are srsbsn" lovers trolling the "Paragon Rulez" lovers... There were no flamming or hostility nor i want to bring the discussion here.
But when you hear some (in fact several) poor guy(s) who is(are) giddy with Paragon's World First try explain for 10/15minutes and repeat "ad astra" that:
"No, Paragon didn't stop raiding"
"Yes, they still consider 10men as raids"
"Yes, there are other 10men raiders guilds competing"
"No, it isn't called third World's world first"
"No, i don't know who was "Scarlet halls" World first"
Some of the times one of our officers (Paragon fanatic) had to step in to end the trolls.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:29 am

Mannstein wrote:I have been amused with the unability of people for understanding sarcasm/trolling even on their native language and on Vent.
For two days we have a group of "25men raid are srsbsn" lovers trolling the "Paragon Rulez" lovers... There were no flamming or hostility nor i want to bring the discussion here.
But when you hear some (in fact several) poor guy(s) who is(are) giddy with Paragon's World First try explain for 10/15minutes and repeat "ad astra" that:
"No, Paragon didn't stop raiding"
"Yes, they still consider 10men as raids"
"Yes, there are other 10men raiders guilds competing"
"No, it isn't called third World's world first"
"No, i don't know who was "Scarlet halls" World first"
Some of the times one of our officers (Paragon fanatic) had to step in to end the trolls.

I'd remove voice privileges for an hour or so :)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:16 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Fetzie » Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:34 am

It is called "planning ahead" :)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Era » Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:17 pm

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:41 pm

listening to a podcast and someone is bitching about how much of a horrid grind leveling in MoP is....
as a prot pally


:shock: :?

go dps, or do just dungeons
esp after the stupid vengeance mechanic
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:48 pm

bldavis wrote:listening to a podcast and someone is bitching about how much of a horrid grind leveling in MoP is....
as a prot pally


:shock: :?

go dps, or do just dungeons
esp after the stupid vengeance mechanic


which podcast was this?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:51 pm

it is part of one of Prides new series of them
MoP Leveling : The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

oh and appearently druids aren't real tanks...
so are monks real tanks cause they wear leather, or does it take a shield to be a tank, so dks dont count either

oh wait i know a rage bar AND a shield...(rage is blue rite guyz?)
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Nikachelle » Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:41 pm

bldavis wrote:listening to a podcast and someone is bitching about how much of a horrid grind leveling in MoP is....
as a prot pally


:shock: :?

go dps, or do just dungeons
esp after the stupid vengeance mechanic

Not everyone wants to dps. I certainly didn't.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:58 pm

not saying you HAVE to go ret, but dont bitch that you didnt level as fast as 2 dps grouped together when you are solo as prot

that was the real facepalm moment for me
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby theckhd » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:33 pm

Nikachelle wrote:
bldavis wrote:listening to a podcast and someone is bitching about how much of a horrid grind leveling in MoP is....
as a prot pally


:shock: :?

go dps, or do just dungeons
esp after the stupid vengeance mechanic

Not everyone wants to dps. I certainly didn't.

And given our pathetic DPS without Vengeance, Blizzard doesn't want you to either! :D
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby masterpoobaa » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:19 pm

Scenario's as prot are amusing.

1. Zone in.
2. Let the other 2 guys know you are prot and they are to bring everything to me.
3. AoE Zerg KGO!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:59 pm

Scenarios with two tanks are just as amusing.

I was happy to stand there going pew pew while the tanks fought over who was going to actually tank.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:31 pm

Slapping down Sha of Anger with a lot of cross realm people that play on pve servers... They neeeeever saw the horde comming, while everyone from Spinebreaker (EU) just turned around and killed them before they could do harm ^^ Best mix to do it really. The pve people just killed the boss while the pvpers kept the horde at bay and helped out on the adds, great mix :D
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:38 am

Amirya wrote:Scenarios with two tanks are just as amusing.

I was happy to stand there going pew pew while the tanks fought over who was going to actually tank.

which is why i keep my dps gear with me at all times
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Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:05 am

theckhd wrote:
Nikachelle wrote:
bldavis wrote:listening to a podcast and someone is bitching about how much of a horrid grind leveling in MoP is....
as a prot pally


:shock: :?

go dps, or do just dungeons
esp after the stupid vengeance mechanic

Not everyone wants to dps. I certainly didn't.

And given our pathetic DPS without Vengeance, Blizzard doesn't want you to either! :D


I'd think if you are going to level as prot you'd realize you basically have to kill groups of 3+ (preferably more like 5+, since a plate DPS can probably handle 3 of most mobs at level) to get done anywhere near reasonably fast. That or snag someone who can do better DPS... like a disc priest :P
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby benebarba » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:10 am

Amirya wrote:Scenarios with two tanks are just as amusing.

I was happy to stand there going pew pew while the tanks fought over who was going to actually tank.

Me, another tank and a DPS from my guild did theramore last night - whoever got there first got to tank and do reasonable DPS :P

That said, I think at the pre-heroic gear levels we are at they make for a fun survival test... seems like you shouldn't be anywhere near in trouble health-wise through a pull if you are doing it right but neither should you have to use all your cooldowns.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:54 am

bldavis wrote:
Amirya wrote:Scenarios with two tanks are just as amusing.

I was happy to stand there going pew pew while the tanks fought over who was going to actually tank.

which is why i keep my dps gear with me at all times

And neither of them have dps gear.

I didn't mind, it was actually a great load of fun. First up we got was the Arena, and while I got a nice staff, I'm making my BoA staff tomorrow :lol:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:36 am

Put a door ding on my cto's brand new mercedes benz... Felt cathartic
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby jere » Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:33 am

Nikachelle wrote:Not everyone wants to dps. I certainly didn't.


Same here. And actually, it wasn't as bad as everyone said it was going to be. I was the first 90 in my guild and one of the early 90's for my server. It took me 2.5 days to level to 90 doing mostly quests for 2 of those days and doing mining/fishing/cooking/exploring for the other half day roughly. I'm sure DPS do it much faster, but the majority of the early DPS took around 1.5 to 2 days on my server (the server firsts were all towards the end of day 1). Nothing was terribly slow to kill except for the rare elites and some of the stuff in Dread Wastes. Everything else flowed well enough to where I didn't feel bored.
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