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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:01 pm

...the Onion?

Seriously?
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:04 pm

yeah, they took the onion seriously...
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Amirya » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:16 pm

And people wonder why I keep telling my boss that someday, she's going to come running over because she's going to hear me tell someone on the phone, "are you listening to yourself? Do you realise just how much of a moron you sound like?"
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:18 pm

hear ye, hear ye
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby masterpoobaa » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:33 pm

Aye Amirya. I get you.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:16 pm

Amirya wrote:And people wonder why I keep telling my boss that someday, she's going to come running over because she's going to hear me tell someone on the phone, "are you listening to yourself? Do you realise just how much of a moron you sound like?"

this is why being a desk clerk was so dam hard for me

though if you said that to someone they would prob reply "what? no im catholic/lutheran/baptist/etc"
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:19 pm

discussing priest leveling via realid with Halabar, and i realized something i can apply to my engineer in GW2...
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:04 pm

bldavis wrote:discussing priest leveling via realid with Halabar, and i realized something i can apply to my engineer in GW2...


*cocks both Pistols* You will now tell us.

Re: morons. I've learned to play the amazing little game on "how to stealth insult your stupidity". The fun part is when you play right, you can always throw a "I never meant that, and I'm sorry if you took it that way" card politians love.

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Skye1013 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:12 pm

I'm amused by how many people that never message me on Facebook, suddenly decide to send me birthday wishes. Here's to another year!
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby bldavis » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:13 pm

Sagara wrote:
bldavis wrote:discussing priest leveling via realid with Halabar, and i realized something i can apply to my engineer in GW2...


*cocks both Pistols* You will now tell us.


while soloing, use rifle for more power based play, but when going against larger, more difficult mobs use dual pistols and focus on conditions


and i do to message you!
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Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPS
Amirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego.
Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.
Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!
Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:24 pm

Oh right. Thanks ;-)
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:32 pm

Amirya wrote:And people wonder why I keep telling my boss that someday, she's going to come running over because she's going to hear me tell someone on the phone, "are you listening to yourself? Do you realise just how much of a moron you sound like?"


Thats why other people now get helpdesk duty's now in the company I work at :mrgreen:
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Sagara » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:56 pm

Andurin wrote:
Amirya wrote:And people wonder why I keep telling my boss that someday, she's going to come running over because she's going to hear me tell someone on the phone, "are you listening to yourself? Do you realise just how much of a moron you sound like?"


Thats why other people now get helpdesk duty's now in the company I work at :mrgreen:


Case in point this very instant:

"I can't see my toolbar at the top of the screen..."
(resizes maximized window - toolbar appears)
"Oh..."

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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Andurin » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:06 am

Sagara wrote:Case in point this very instant:

"I can't see my toolbar at the top of the screen..."
(resizes maximized window - toolbar appears)
"Oh..."


Did you yell "Tadaaaaa!" when it appeared? :mrgreen:

Yesterday, a customer updated his system to our newest latest version. And a lot of yelling from their side was involved because "it didnt work". Sometimes reading is key, since it was noted "update ALL parts of the application". And he did not update 1 part of it.

He is still trying to blame it on us for as far as I know. That will be fun when the "higher-ups" go into that discussion ^^
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Re: Post Your Amusements!

Postby Klaudandus » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:38 am

Skye1013 wrote:I'm amused by how many people that never message me on Facebook, suddenly decide to send me birthday wishes. Here's to another year!


Happy bday?
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